Lloyd Legalist

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Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.

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When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

The older I get, the more this makes sense.

PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

Bad photobomb timing.

Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

Choose joy.

Boomers after selling the shag‑carpet house they bought for $52K…for $1.4 million cash.

When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

That poor dog.

Kai: “Lies…she’s telling nothing but lies, mom.”

When the worship team stops playing contemporary music and picks up a banjo.

This is always one of my favorite parts of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” right before Linus quotes from the Gospel of Luke. #Soundon #CharlieBrown #Dancing #church

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Took mom out for a Mother’s Day boat ride. Funeral services will be held at 2:00 PM this Thursday. The family will receive friends from 12:30 PM-2:00 PM, prior to the service.

20 mins of self love, 30 mins of ads, 0 min of theology (this applies to a lot of the Christian boys podcasts, as well).

More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

Shake ’n Bake meant to simplify dinner in 1968, but what stuck was a wildly fake Southern accent. We Southerners mocked it…you know, kind of like how the French mock anyone who isn’t French trying to speak their language.

A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

Another example of why I can’t watch today’s NBA. #NBA

Hey Kids, this is what 1972 sounded like — voices locked in harmony, no tricks, no tuning…just three guys using nothing but their actual voices. Wild, I know. #America #VenturaHighway

This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly.

Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA.

Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

That’s grapefruit kid…try as you many times as you like, it’s still gonna be awful.

I’m not crying…you’re crying.

Serenity now.

When it comes to cleverly dark humor, the Brits are the best.

One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep.

“Pastor” got caught being his real self and didn’t know he was live streaming. Watch how he tries to justify his actions.

Quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen. #commercials

When you earn the moniker, “White Chocolate.”

Yep…this is all I hear.

No matter how high your spirits are, grapefruit will bring them crashing down.