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1A / 2A absolutist 🌺. Father, meme maker, provider. Pro meme, pro family, pro health, pro se. Mostly satire.

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Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

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Ladies, I know we’re annoying or whatever, but when we start talking like this just listen All will become clear shortly

Ladies, I know we’re annoying or whatever, but when we start talking like this just listen All will become clear shortly

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Job security for California lawmakers

Job security for California lawmakers

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WHAT THE HELL MAN

WHAT THE HELL MAN

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If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

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No one needs an assault bow.

No one needs an assault bow.

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My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

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Milwaukee is playing all the markets

Milwaukee is playing all the markets

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

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The social climate is changing

The social climate is changing

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Just look at those taxes go!

Just look at those taxes go!

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I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

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Black Recon from Flir Defense We are impressively cooked

Black Recon from Flir Defense We are impressively cooked

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You can see what happened here

You can see what happened here

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The 90s was an objectively better time

The 90s was an objectively better time

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Whip it good 🎶🎵

Whip it good 🎶🎵

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Just a little good morning kiss 😘

Just a little good morning kiss 😘

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Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

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The absolute state of HOAs

The absolute state of HOAs

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One would think, when attending water slide design school, there would be a paragraph or two on why water slides shouldn’t go back up

One would think, when attending water slide design school, there would be a paragraph or two on why water slides shouldn’t go back up

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Before gravity bongs, it took 8 clerics to hotbox the church

Before gravity bongs, it took 8 clerics to hotbox the church

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Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

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A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

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Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

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This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

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Nebraska ticks 🤮

Nebraska ticks 🤮

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was

This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was

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I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

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Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

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We should all be so grateful

We should all be so grateful

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So satisfying to watch

So satisfying to watch

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90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

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Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 Grizzly country is no place to go for a walk with your dog and no bear spray

Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 Grizzly country is no place to go for a walk with your dog and no bear spray

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Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

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Sorry guys I don’t think we can hang out anymore

Sorry guys I don’t think we can hang out anymore

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This is just sad. This woman, who appears to be in her mid 30s, no wedding ring, no one to watch her cats, is mildly displeased. The airline won't let her shove her cats under her seat. She says she's done it before. Now she's missing Christmas with her family. Who's right?

This is just sad. This woman, who appears to be in her mid 30s, no wedding ring, no one to watch her cats, is mildly displeased. The airline won't let her shove her cats under her seat. She says she's done it before. Now she's missing Christmas with her family. Who's right?

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Another victory for intrusive thoughts

Another victory for intrusive thoughts

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Warmer climes may not understand the gravity of what's just happened

Warmer climes may not understand the gravity of what's just happened

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