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Megan Maddox

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Canadian mom. Built for blue-collar hands. Dinner’s at six. Leave your boots by the door. Try to behave until then. You know why you’re here ↓

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A man saying “give me a second, I need to get a better grip” should not be allowed to sound that attractive while doing something completely innocent. Some of us are trying to maintain respectable thoughts around power tools.

A man saying “give me a second, I need to get a better grip” should not be allowed to sound that attractive while doing something completely innocent. Some of us are trying to maintain respectable thoughts around power tools.

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My mom bod might not be bikini-ready, but it sure is ready for you

My mom bod might not be bikini-ready, but it sure is ready for you

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There’s something deeply satisfying about getting dressed up for a grumpy, hardworking man who claims he “doesn’t care about that kind of stuff.” Sure, sweetheart. Is that why you just walked into the doorframe?

There’s something deeply satisfying about getting dressed up for a grumpy, hardworking man who claims he “doesn’t care about that kind of stuff.” Sure, sweetheart. Is that why you just walked into the doorframe?

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I think a woman should know how to take care of her man after a long day. Feed him well, run a hot shower, help him relax on the recliner, and make sure he gets a good night’s sleep. Admittedly, my preferred methods for exhausting him before bed weren’t covered in Home Ec.

I think a woman should know how to take care of her man after a long day. Feed him well, run a hot shower, help him relax on the recliner, and make sure he gets a good night’s sleep. Admittedly, my preferred methods for exhausting him before bed weren’t covered in Home Ec.

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This body was built by casseroles and good genes

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This body was built by casseroles and good genes

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I just know there’s a tired, grumpy, blue-collar man out there with rough hands and a dirty truck who would absolutely lose his mind walking into this after work

I just know there’s a tired, grumpy, blue-collar man out there with rough hands and a dirty truck who would absolutely lose his mind walking into this after work

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized

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There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries

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There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries

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Pretty sure this qualifies as interference. Go ahead and throw the flag, but I’d think carefully before asking the official to remove the distraction.

Pretty sure this qualifies as interference. Go ahead and throw the flag, but I’d think carefully before asking the official to remove the distraction.

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Built for homemaking, optimized for backshots

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Built for homemaking, optimized for backshots

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Do you ever notice how blue-collar men never brag about being good with their hands? They just prove it. I’ll volunteer myself for demonstrative purposes, for posterity’s sake, of course.

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Do you ever notice how blue-collar men never brag about being good with their hands? They just prove it. I’ll volunteer myself for demonstrative purposes, for posterity’s sake, of course.

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I believe in traditional gender roles: you provide, I submit, and when you come home stressed, I'm on my knees with my mouth open before you even take your coat off

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I believe in traditional gender roles: you provide, I submit, and when you come home stressed, I'm on my knees with my mouth open before you even take your coat off

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Did I miss a spot? 🧐

Did I miss a spot? 🧐

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He comes home, dinner's on the table, I'm on my knees under it — a traditional woman knows that appetizers come before the main course

He comes home, dinner's on the table, I'm on my knees under it — a traditional woman knows that appetizers come before the main course

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I said I’d make dinner if you handled everything outside. You’ve been suspiciously efficient ever since I mentioned dessert wasn’t something I planned on baking. Amazing what a man can accomplish when the incentive package is properly structured.

I said I’d make dinner if you handled everything outside. You’ve been suspiciously efficient ever since I mentioned dessert wasn’t something I planned on baking. Amazing what a man can accomplish when the incentive package is properly structured.

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The factory really went all in on the rear suspension

The factory really went all in on the rear suspension

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I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

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Taking a single mom out of her masculine survival era and putting her in her soft, feminine energy is a real man’s job – not for the boys. Where are the real men at?

Taking a single mom out of her masculine survival era and putting her in her soft, feminine energy is a real man’s job – not for the boys. Where are the real men at?

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The feminine urge to cook a massive homemade dinner, pour him a drink, and walk around the house looking like this while he pretends not to stare

The feminine urge to cook a massive homemade dinner, pour him a drink, and walk around the house looking like this while he pretends not to stare

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Meant for a man who owns ratchet straps, not a sex swing

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Meant for a man who owns ratchet straps, not a sex swing

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I just know there’s a blue-collar man somewhere who’d find me on my tiptoes in the kitchen, wrap an arm around my waist as he put the last glass away, then steal my coffee on his way out. Completely unaware that those 15 seconds would be all I’d think about later.
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I just know there’s a blue-collar man somewhere who’d find me on my tiptoes in the kitchen, wrap an arm around my waist as he put the last glass away, then steal my coffee on his way out. Completely unaware that those 15 seconds would be all I’d think about later.

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801,800 views • 29 days ago

Your mother would probably love me. I make a proper Sunday dinner, keep a good home, and have a soft spot for hardworking men. She’d think you'd finally found a good girl. Funny, though, because I remember you calling me your "good girl" last night for very different reasons.
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Your mother would probably love me. I make a proper Sunday dinner, keep a good home, and have a soft spot for hardworking men. She’d think you'd finally found a good girl. Funny, though, because I remember you calling me your "good girl" last night for very different reasons.

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279,733 views • 19 days ago

Nothing quite like spending all day running heavy equipment, covered in 14 hours of grease and dust, then fighting traffic on the way home, only to find overtime waiting for you in rollers and heels. Turns out drilling is one of those jobs you bring home with you.
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Nothing quite like spending all day running heavy equipment, covered in 14 hours of grease and dust, then fighting traffic on the way home, only to find overtime waiting for you in rollers and heels. Turns out drilling is one of those jobs you bring home with you.

Megan Maddox

119,368 views • 23 days ago

Casually searching for a pair of tattooed emotional-support biceps to squeeze every once in a while… for, say, the next 50 years.
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Casually searching for a pair of tattooed emotional-support biceps to squeeze every once in a while… for, say, the next 50 years.

Megan Maddox

127,666 views • 1 month ago

Standard housewife package, premium body kit
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Standard housewife package, premium body kit

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443,419 views • 4 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the fully grown men who confidently put “still figuring it out” on their dating profiles
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Good morning to everyone except the fully grown men who confidently put “still figuring it out” on their dating profiles

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95,991 views • 1 month ago

Homemade biscuits and thick thighs. I'm basically a heritage breed at this point.
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Homemade biscuits and thick thighs. I'm basically a heritage breed at this point.

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93,609 views • 1 month ago

PSA: Go touch some grass. Or dirt.
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PSA: Go touch some grass. Or dirt.

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186,788 views • 3 months ago

A man can spend all day winterizing the house, come inside filthy, drop his work clothes beside the washer, and apologize for making more laundry. Sir, if you think watching you work all day ends with me complaining that you're taking your pants off, we have severely misunderstood each other.
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A man can spend all day winterizing the house, come inside filthy, drop his work clothes beside the washer, and apologize for making more laundry. Sir, if you think watching you work all day ends with me complaining that you're taking your pants off, we have severely misunderstood each other.

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20,815 views • 13 days ago

The Lord gives His toughest thongs to His thickest women
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The Lord gives His toughest thongs to His thickest women

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21,484 views • 2 months ago

An unfortunate amount of cake for a woman trying to be taken seriously
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30,469 views • 4 months ago

Nothing hits harder than a man who’s exhausted from work but still flips all 190lbs of you like you’re weightless
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Nothing hits harder than a man who’s exhausted from work but still flips all 190lbs of you like you’re weightless

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39,024 views • 6 months ago

My thighs are thick. My back is strong. My mouth? Well-trained. I might fold laundry like a wife, but I’ll bend like your worst idea. Tell me what time you’re off tonight. I’ll leave the porch light on.
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My thighs are thick. My back is strong. My mouth? Well-trained. I might fold laundry like a wife, but I’ll bend like your worst idea. Tell me what time you’re off tonight. I’ll leave the porch light on.

Megan Maddox

24,371 views • 5 months ago

For the chubby chasers who like something they can actually get their hands around
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For the chubby chasers who like something they can actually get their hands around

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13,754 views • 2 months ago

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