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imagine... you are on a dive off the hawaiian islands, a dream cone true... when suddenly, you see it... the terror of the deep... the fearsome mola mola... one such of thing as this happened to diver mark skidd of the uk, while on vacation on the big island. just seconds away from a near-certain death, mark let his instincts take control: "i just waved my arms around, shouted— tried to get the thing to see me as a threat. that was all i could do." luckily, mark's quick thinking saved his life. shortly after hearing his british accent, the predatory mola mola became quite disgusted by the idea of consuming him, and swam off elsewhere to seek more "edible" prey. mark may have been lucky, but for those of you unfortunate enough to find yourself in his position, remember: to come face to face with a mola mola could spell certain death. always dive in groups of 4 or more people, and make sure to bring safety-rated flashbulbs certified for 30+ seconds of incapacitation. remember: in the event of a mola mola attack, every second counts. don't let yourself become the next victim. (from ig @ zerogravityadventures)

imagine... you are on a dive off the hawaiian islands, a dream cone true... when suddenly, you see it... the terror of the deep... the fearsome mola mola... one such of thing as this happened to diver mark skidd of the uk, while on vacation on the big island. just seconds away from a near-certain death, mark let his instincts take control: "i just waved my arms around, shouted— tried to get the thing to see me as a threat. that was all i could do." luckily, mark's quick thinking saved his life. shortly after hearing his british accent, the predatory mola mola became quite disgusted by the idea of consuming him, and swam off elsewhere to seek more "edible" prey. mark may have been lucky, but for those of you unfortunate enough to find yourself in his position, remember: to come face to face with a mola mola could spell certain death. always dive in groups of 4 or more people, and make sure to bring safety-rated flashbulbs certified for 30+ seconds of incapacitation. remember: in the event of a mola mola attack, every second counts. don't let yourself become the next victim. (from ig @ zerogravityadventures)

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on april 7th, 2089, at approximately 11:31 AM, a malfunction in the fusion core of the uss gawrgura causes the ship's reactor to go asymmetrial. without intervention, the ship, along with its 1,331 crewmembers, will be disintegrated within minutes. against all odds, resident nuclear technician sealnar volunteers to repair the damaged core. amongst the crew, only sealnar possesses the swimming skills and technical expertise to conduct the repairs... but even a few seconds within the cooling tanks will spell certain death. over the next 8 minutes, sealnar will make five trips to the entry point, ferrying mission-critical equipment and tools to the core. a journalism intern, visiting on behalf of the "myths and stories multinational news conglomerate," captures this clip, as sealnar surfaces for the final time. in the clip, the irradiated sealnar glows a bright blue– while precise measurements cannot be known, experts investigate that the dosage received by sealnar could kill ten thousand men within hours... yet despite his failing body, sealnar ventures forth once more. five days later, the uss gawrgura returns to the continental us, where diagnostics and repairs can be properly conducted. as inspectors detoxify and unseal the ship's fusion core, they discover a shriveled little crisp of a sort lying idle at the bottom of the tank, still glowing a dim shade of blue. though any recognizable genetic material has been obliterated beyond all recognition, an autopsy reveals somethign shocking: sealnar's lucky pyrite tooth, unscathed by the fusion core, still lodged within sealnar's shriveled remains. (from ig @ pr.mira)

on april 7th, 2089, at approximately 11:31 AM, a malfunction in the fusion core of the uss gawrgura causes the ship's reactor to go asymmetrial. without intervention, the ship, along with its 1,331 crewmembers, will be disintegrated within minutes. against all odds, resident nuclear technician sealnar volunteers to repair the damaged core. amongst the crew, only sealnar possesses the swimming skills and technical expertise to conduct the repairs... but even a few seconds within the cooling tanks will spell certain death. over the next 8 minutes, sealnar will make five trips to the entry point, ferrying mission-critical equipment and tools to the core. a journalism intern, visiting on behalf of the "myths and stories multinational news conglomerate," captures this clip, as sealnar surfaces for the final time. in the clip, the irradiated sealnar glows a bright blue– while precise measurements cannot be known, experts investigate that the dosage received by sealnar could kill ten thousand men within hours... yet despite his failing body, sealnar ventures forth once more. five days later, the uss gawrgura returns to the continental us, where diagnostics and repairs can be properly conducted. as inspectors detoxify and unseal the ship's fusion core, they discover a shriveled little crisp of a sort lying idle at the bottom of the tank, still glowing a dim shade of blue. though any recognizable genetic material has been obliterated beyond all recognition, an autopsy reveals somethign shocking: sealnar's lucky pyrite tooth, unscathed by the fusion core, still lodged within sealnar's shriveled remains. (from ig @ pr.mira)

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he is green because he can be placed there

he is green because he can be placed there

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largely forgotten by popular culture, the doomed 1961 expedition to antarctica was once widely regarded as a popular case study into the limits of human depravity. while spirits were high at the journey's beginning, a series of electrical failures onboard the h.m.s. dingleball quickly soured morale. though little is known about the culture onboard the vessel at this time, notebooks and journals found amongst the deceased's belongings paint a morbid picture of what happens when human beings lose hope. take this short film-reel, for instance. discovered in a sealed film reel and preserved by the frigid sub-zero temperatures of the antarctic, offers one of the few glimpses into the lives of these long-deceased expeditioners. logbooks suggest that this procedure was referred to as "gupnar harvesting": crew members would use this bag-type device to incapacitate and disorient the sealnar, then use a syringe-type device of sorts to extract the sealnar's precious gupnar, stored within its anterior gupnar glands. though typically of little value, some chemists have had varying levels of success converting this gupnar into a mild hallucinogenic. though normally discarded due to its moderate toxicity, it is possible that the crew members of the h.m.s. turned to this gupnar-derived recreational drug in their final weeks and months. (footage from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world")

largely forgotten by popular culture, the doomed 1961 expedition to antarctica was once widely regarded as a popular case study into the limits of human depravity. while spirits were high at the journey's beginning, a series of electrical failures onboard the h.m.s. dingleball quickly soured morale. though little is known about the culture onboard the vessel at this time, notebooks and journals found amongst the deceased's belongings paint a morbid picture of what happens when human beings lose hope. take this short film-reel, for instance. discovered in a sealed film reel and preserved by the frigid sub-zero temperatures of the antarctic, offers one of the few glimpses into the lives of these long-deceased expeditioners. logbooks suggest that this procedure was referred to as "gupnar harvesting": crew members would use this bag-type device to incapacitate and disorient the sealnar, then use a syringe-type device of sorts to extract the sealnar's precious gupnar, stored within its anterior gupnar glands. though typically of little value, some chemists have had varying levels of success converting this gupnar into a mild hallucinogenic. though normally discarded due to its moderate toxicity, it is possible that the crew members of the h.m.s. turned to this gupnar-derived recreational drug in their final weeks and months. (footage from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world")

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the letter "g". in isolation, a welcome addition to the alphabet we all know and love. but in packs, they can wreak havoc on the very airwaves we habituate, day in and day out. just think... 3g... 4g... dare i say, 5g? and don't even get me started on c-band. you thought one letter was bad? wait until you hear about TWO letters. but i'm getting ahead of myself... where were we? oh yes, the dreaded "G". already, telecommunication firms are beginning to hype up the eve of the 6-"G," a new-fangled technological miracle set to revolutionize "video streaming on the train" as we know it. but what if i told you there was a darker side to this wave of innovation? let's unmask this con-job for what it really is: a method of once-and-for-all commandeering the vacuous minds of their loyal disciples, turning the masses of mind-numbed sheep into even more mind-numbed, uhh... aphids, or silkworms, or something. don't believe me? well... take a look at this: footage leaked by an anonymous technician at sloppco communications sheds new light on this "6-G" technology, revealing it for what it is: a means of mind control. using little more than this fashionable metal propeller hat, researchers were able to directly alter this lab sealnar's thoughts and memories, all while staying well within the FDA's so called "safe exposure limits." with just 30 seconds' worth of bandwidth, the team at sloppcom were able to get this unwitting sealnar to purchase a new funko pop, with 85% success— all the way down to the correct edition, number, and finish. and according to our whistleblower, just 5 minutes of daily exposure could be enough to turn this communist-worshipping marxist sealnar into an ardent conservative. (from twt @ Seallyprincess i think)

the letter "g". in isolation, a welcome addition to the alphabet we all know and love. but in packs, they can wreak havoc on the very airwaves we habituate, day in and day out. just think... 3g... 4g... dare i say, 5g? and don't even get me started on c-band. you thought one letter was bad? wait until you hear about TWO letters. but i'm getting ahead of myself... where were we? oh yes, the dreaded "G". already, telecommunication firms are beginning to hype up the eve of the 6-"G," a new-fangled technological miracle set to revolutionize "video streaming on the train" as we know it. but what if i told you there was a darker side to this wave of innovation? let's unmask this con-job for what it really is: a method of once-and-for-all commandeering the vacuous minds of their loyal disciples, turning the masses of mind-numbed sheep into even more mind-numbed, uhh... aphids, or silkworms, or something. don't believe me? well... take a look at this: footage leaked by an anonymous technician at sloppco communications sheds new light on this "6-G" technology, revealing it for what it is: a means of mind control. using little more than this fashionable metal propeller hat, researchers were able to directly alter this lab sealnar's thoughts and memories, all while staying well within the FDA's so called "safe exposure limits." with just 30 seconds' worth of bandwidth, the team at sloppcom were able to get this unwitting sealnar to purchase a new funko pop, with 85% success— all the way down to the correct edition, number, and finish. and according to our whistleblower, just 5 minutes of daily exposure could be enough to turn this communist-worshipping marxist sealnar into an ardent conservative. (from twt @ Seallyprincess i think)

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you've heard many a tall tale about the intellectual prowess of the humble crowbert... but did you also know that crowberts are natural-born crafters? just look! using little more than a crafting table, a cloth scrap, and a few loose threads, this crowbert fashioned herself a lovely winter vest! though frugal, it increases her environmental resistance by three points, and her damage resistance by two! not to mention that lovely blue dye... where did crowbert get that from...? just kidding, we already know. just some blue no. 1 that crowbert thieved from a local snack manufacturing plant. don't look at me, i didn't encourage it. but i have to say it really suits her. makes me wish i had a little crow-vest of my own. (from ig @ womenchan)

you've heard many a tall tale about the intellectual prowess of the humble crowbert... but did you also know that crowberts are natural-born crafters? just look! using little more than a crafting table, a cloth scrap, and a few loose threads, this crowbert fashioned herself a lovely winter vest! though frugal, it increases her environmental resistance by three points, and her damage resistance by two! not to mention that lovely blue dye... where did crowbert get that from...? just kidding, we already know. just some blue no. 1 that crowbert thieved from a local snack manufacturing plant. don't look at me, i didn't encourage it. but i have to say it really suits her. makes me wish i had a little crow-vest of my own. (from ig @ womenchan)

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to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop. it doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises. (from ig @ iseseaparadise)

to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop. it doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises. (from ig @ iseseaparadise)

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i apologize in advance for ducknar's profanity-laced outburst. don't take it personally, he just gets these "tics" from time to time. (from ig @ just_the_things_i_love__)

i apologize in advance for ducknar's profanity-laced outburst. don't take it personally, he just gets these "tics" from time to time. (from ig @ just_the_things_i_love__)

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a pair of bugtopian river fur-otters here at west bugtopia's "gigglefrog zoo and bar" made history late last week, after becoming the first ever non-human couple to ever file for divorce. the world-first comes just 3 months after zookeepers installed this deluxe "competition rope" in their enclosure, designed to increase engagement and lower stress here in their fur-otter enclosure. while fur-otter "dandy" took little interest in the new-fangled contraption, his husband "randy" appears to have become quite obsessed with it. the couple were first married in late 2020, in response to a series of complaints from several "prudish" guests regarding "homosexual tomfoolery" taking place in the fur-otter enclosure. things had been going well, and keepers were planning their 5-year anniversary just last week, when they noticed something odd... "simply put, dandy seemed quite sick of randy," says fur-otter expert mandy stouffer. "dandy seemed lethargic, depressed... we'd caught him sneaking cheap wine into the enclosure." all this, mind you, while randy remained unaware, spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day. "so we figured, 'maybe they need some time apart. we gave them a wedding, maybe they need a divorce.' " the pair were officially divorced this past saturday, the 29th. a staffer at the nearby city hall officiated the divorce, collecting signatures from both parties before ratifying the necessary documents. (from twt @ maru_448_g)

a pair of bugtopian river fur-otters here at west bugtopia's "gigglefrog zoo and bar" made history late last week, after becoming the first ever non-human couple to ever file for divorce. the world-first comes just 3 months after zookeepers installed this deluxe "competition rope" in their enclosure, designed to increase engagement and lower stress here in their fur-otter enclosure. while fur-otter "dandy" took little interest in the new-fangled contraption, his husband "randy" appears to have become quite obsessed with it. the couple were first married in late 2020, in response to a series of complaints from several "prudish" guests regarding "homosexual tomfoolery" taking place in the fur-otter enclosure. things had been going well, and keepers were planning their 5-year anniversary just last week, when they noticed something odd... "simply put, dandy seemed quite sick of randy," says fur-otter expert mandy stouffer. "dandy seemed lethargic, depressed... we'd caught him sneaking cheap wine into the enclosure." all this, mind you, while randy remained unaware, spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day. "so we figured, 'maybe they need some time apart. we gave them a wedding, maybe they need a divorce.' " the pair were officially divorced this past saturday, the 29th. a staffer at the nearby city hall officiated the divorce, collecting signatures from both parties before ratifying the necessary documents. (from twt @ maru_448_g)

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did you know? these pompom grubs are quite the auditory aficionados! experimentation and calculations tell us that these spetuments perform their bug-sized symphonic sounds at a frequency range of 20-50khz, well outside the range of normal human hearing! oh— but don’t fret! with little more than this recording of their tufts of stringy-looking things, and a bit of creative sound mixing, we can produce this real-time, mostly-accurate synthesis of their compositions, pitched down to human hearing. now, isn’t that incredible? and all from a thing barely larger than a snot globule! (from twt @ kaelnosuke)

did you know? these pompom grubs are quite the auditory aficionados! experimentation and calculations tell us that these spetuments perform their bug-sized symphonic sounds at a frequency range of 20-50khz, well outside the range of normal human hearing! oh— but don’t fret! with little more than this recording of their tufts of stringy-looking things, and a bit of creative sound mixing, we can produce this real-time, mostly-accurate synthesis of their compositions, pitched down to human hearing. now, isn’t that incredible? and all from a thing barely larger than a snot globule! (from twt @ kaelnosuke)

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the world of bungonomy is not always so positive. underneath all of the work pioneered by loyal bungonomists around the world, there lies something darker... something downright villainous. yes, i'm afraid it's true. each year, billions of dollars flow through the illegal bungus trade... a clandestine underground economy maintained by poachers and dealers... in alleyways, in bustling markets... yes, even in your neck of the woods. this footage was captured by one of our underground operatives, onboard the s.s. kalamari, a bung vessel presently harbored just outside of tokyo. during the bunging season, hunters percolate hundreds of thousands of pungus, microdingus, and other bungus spetuments. the harvested bunguses are kept in tight quarters, often without sunlight or gaming time, until they can be pawned off to a middleman or other dealer. the illegal bungus trade isn't just limited to dark markets, either. who could forget the "wet pets san pablo" scandal back in 2019? or the "creature comforts" pungus bust back in 2021? and that's just the tip of the iceberg... in 2024, bungic conservationists estimated that over 1.3 million bunguses were sold to pet stores illegally over the past 18 months, via unlicensed hunting, breeding, or percolating. so please, spread the word... and if you decide to look for a pungus, do so naturally, using approved methods and tools, or with the assistance of a licensed bungonomist. (from twt @ wahwaiwai)

the world of bungonomy is not always so positive. underneath all of the work pioneered by loyal bungonomists around the world, there lies something darker... something downright villainous. yes, i'm afraid it's true. each year, billions of dollars flow through the illegal bungus trade... a clandestine underground economy maintained by poachers and dealers... in alleyways, in bustling markets... yes, even in your neck of the woods. this footage was captured by one of our underground operatives, onboard the s.s. kalamari, a bung vessel presently harbored just outside of tokyo. during the bunging season, hunters percolate hundreds of thousands of pungus, microdingus, and other bungus spetuments. the harvested bunguses are kept in tight quarters, often without sunlight or gaming time, until they can be pawned off to a middleman or other dealer. the illegal bungus trade isn't just limited to dark markets, either. who could forget the "wet pets san pablo" scandal back in 2019? or the "creature comforts" pungus bust back in 2021? and that's just the tip of the iceberg... in 2024, bungic conservationists estimated that over 1.3 million bunguses were sold to pet stores illegally over the past 18 months, via unlicensed hunting, breeding, or percolating. so please, spread the word... and if you decide to look for a pungus, do so naturally, using approved methods and tools, or with the assistance of a licensed bungonomist. (from twt @ wahwaiwai)

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note: please do not scritch their bellies. they're a little poisonous, and they might make you itch, or something. (from みずあお)

note: please do not scritch their bellies. they're a little poisonous, and they might make you itch, or something. (from みずあお)

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ALERT. a bober horde has spawned in the outskirts of kaunas, lithuania. satellite imagery indicates that the horde is presently migrating westwards at a pace of ~5 kilometers per hour. military personnel are en route. evacuations have already begun in lithuania. individuals residing in poland, kaliningrad, latvia, and belarus are advised to tune into local emergency broadcast stations and await further instruction. your compliance with federal guidance at this time is instrumental in ensuring your safety. (from tt @ slava20958)

ALERT. a bober horde has spawned in the outskirts of kaunas, lithuania. satellite imagery indicates that the horde is presently migrating westwards at a pace of ~5 kilometers per hour. military personnel are en route. evacuations have already begun in lithuania. individuals residing in poland, kaliningrad, latvia, and belarus are advised to tune into local emergency broadcast stations and await further instruction. your compliance with federal guidance at this time is instrumental in ensuring your safety. (from tt @ slava20958)

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ah... what a lovely monday evening. the stars are singing, the birds are twinkling... and not a single cloud in the sky. yes, what a night these two grognards have spent in each others' company. and what better way to end it off than a night of... uh... whatever this is. (from ig @ jungsupji_cj_reptile)

ah... what a lovely monday evening. the stars are singing, the birds are twinkling... and not a single cloud in the sky. yes, what a night these two grognards have spent in each others' company. and what better way to end it off than a night of... uh... whatever this is. (from ig @ jungsupji_cj_reptile)

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alright, buge. the rhythm game regional championship is in seven days. if you can’t win this, then the bugtopia state academy for chirping and squirming is going to be torn down to make room for pickleball courts. now, i know you’ve never seen a rhythm came in your life. or a smartphone. or an LED, really. but i promise you, it’s really really easy. just tap the notes when they hit that bar thingy, ok? and lucky for you, one of my insiders on the board leaked me the charts for this year’s competition. all you gotta do is just copy what the game does, okay? ugh… this is hopeless. it’s days like these that i wish i took up counter strike instead… (from ig @ insecthaus_adi)

alright, buge. the rhythm game regional championship is in seven days. if you can’t win this, then the bugtopia state academy for chirping and squirming is going to be torn down to make room for pickleball courts. now, i know you’ve never seen a rhythm came in your life. or a smartphone. or an LED, really. but i promise you, it’s really really easy. just tap the notes when they hit that bar thingy, ok? and lucky for you, one of my insiders on the board leaked me the charts for this year’s competition. all you gotta do is just copy what the game does, okay? ugh… this is hopeless. it’s days like these that i wish i took up counter strike instead… (from ig @ insecthaus_adi)

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the sealnars housed at the "exxon-mobil aquarium and rehabilitation center" in billings, montana have recovered quite well from their recent bout of "red mode"! though still a little evil and aggressive, their malicious tendencies and nefarious ideations have assuaged quite considerably over the past week! yes, it feels like quite long ago when these glowing-red little dinklets decided to fashion a rudimentary high-intensity photon cannon, out of little more than a stuffed animal and some loose wire! and those pagan rituals in the main courtyard, though quite convincing, feel almost like a funny memory! today, their vitals will be checked for any lingering signs of "red mode" in their body. if all looks good, then they will be put back on track for release, later this May! (from twt @ Zeehondencreche, with footage curated by twt @ nekoneko898)

the sealnars housed at the "exxon-mobil aquarium and rehabilitation center" in billings, montana have recovered quite well from their recent bout of "red mode"! though still a little evil and aggressive, their malicious tendencies and nefarious ideations have assuaged quite considerably over the past week! yes, it feels like quite long ago when these glowing-red little dinklets decided to fashion a rudimentary high-intensity photon cannon, out of little more than a stuffed animal and some loose wire! and those pagan rituals in the main courtyard, though quite convincing, feel almost like a funny memory! today, their vitals will be checked for any lingering signs of "red mode" in their body. if all looks good, then they will be put back on track for release, later this May! (from twt @ Zeehondencreche, with footage curated by twt @ nekoneko898)

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stop giggling. this is not even slightly funny. this is dead serious. (please disregard the funny music. i couldn't figure out how to remove it) this poor unfortunate pungus, suffering from the tribulations of day-to-day life above sea level, has entered what bungonomy experts call a "blow state," in which its body stretches and inflates to a ludicrous size, as a means of warding off potential assailants. in this state it shall remain, until it can be put at ease, prehaps with some soft music, some tv time, or a good snack. please... if you see your pungus in this state, you must take action! "blow state" can be highly hazardouse, both to your pungus and to your pungus's roommates... (from ig @

stop giggling. this is not even slightly funny. this is dead serious. (please disregard the funny music. i couldn't figure out how to remove it) this poor unfortunate pungus, suffering from the tribulations of day-to-day life above sea level, has entered what bungonomy experts call a "blow state," in which its body stretches and inflates to a ludicrous size, as a means of warding off potential assailants. in this state it shall remain, until it can be put at ease, prehaps with some soft music, some tv time, or a good snack. please... if you see your pungus in this state, you must take action! "blow state" can be highly hazardouse, both to your pungus and to your pungus's roommates... (from ig @

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behind the veil of secrecy, while we live our day-to-day lives in willful naivety, the war against the crudfish menace rages on. just this year alone, the us military spent over 2.3 billion dollars on crudfish related research— adjusted for inflation, that's the highest amount of spending since 1981, when the pacific arms crisis threatened to shatter the peace treaties signed nearly two decades prior. the majority of this spending remains highly secretive. however, leaked documents from october's "CrudNet" hack paint a rough picture of the state of modern crudfish warfare. the following footage, dating back to march of 2018, depicts a test run of project "MIRRORSCREEN," a handheld weapon intended for close-range combat against a crudfish-type enemy. though documentation is scarce, our researchers believe this weapon uses a sort of hydraulic phase-cannon to disable the crudfish's "water jet" attacks. but after just two shots, the weapon appears to break down, bringing the test run to a premature close. little more is known about "MIRRORSCREEN"... all we know is that "MIRRORSCREEN" continued to receive funding up through 2023, after which all records of the project disappear from internal documents. (from ig @ black.x.dark)

behind the veil of secrecy, while we live our day-to-day lives in willful naivety, the war against the crudfish menace rages on. just this year alone, the us military spent over 2.3 billion dollars on crudfish related research— adjusted for inflation, that's the highest amount of spending since 1981, when the pacific arms crisis threatened to shatter the peace treaties signed nearly two decades prior. the majority of this spending remains highly secretive. however, leaked documents from october's "CrudNet" hack paint a rough picture of the state of modern crudfish warfare. the following footage, dating back to march of 2018, depicts a test run of project "MIRRORSCREEN," a handheld weapon intended for close-range combat against a crudfish-type enemy. though documentation is scarce, our researchers believe this weapon uses a sort of hydraulic phase-cannon to disable the crudfish's "water jet" attacks. but after just two shots, the weapon appears to break down, bringing the test run to a premature close. little more is known about "MIRRORSCREEN"... all we know is that "MIRRORSCREEN" continued to receive funding up through 2023, after which all records of the project disappear from internal documents. (from ig @ black.x.dark)

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check it out! these new "buggy blind boxes" are coming to stores across the nation! just peel apart the bug-themed packaging... and look! your new bugfriend leaps out from its encasement to greet you! over 20 to collect... buy yours today!

check it out! these new "buggy blind boxes" are coming to stores across the nation! just peel apart the bug-themed packaging... and look! your new bugfriend leaps out from its encasement to greet you! over 20 to collect... buy yours today!

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the fate of the small town of san focaccia has been decided. after months of back and forth with bald-headed investors from the big city, it all came down to this... a winner-takes-all, no holds barred dance competition. the fatcats sent their best and brightest to compete, leaving san focaccia no choice but to rely on their former musical prodigy: wormulon. after swearing to "never dance again" following that incident at last year's high school football game, wormulon had no choice but to give their all to save the town they call home. it was a whirlwind adventure, featuring 14 all-new original songs, and a guest appearance by singer-songwriter geordie greep. but in the end, wormulon's skills and talents prevailed, and the upper-middle class suburbanites of san focaccia were saved from the scourge of yimby-ism. (from ig @ cabrillonps)

the fate of the small town of san focaccia has been decided. after months of back and forth with bald-headed investors from the big city, it all came down to this... a winner-takes-all, no holds barred dance competition. the fatcats sent their best and brightest to compete, leaving san focaccia no choice but to rely on their former musical prodigy: wormulon. after swearing to "never dance again" following that incident at last year's high school football game, wormulon had no choice but to give their all to save the town they call home. it was a whirlwind adventure, featuring 14 all-new original songs, and a guest appearance by singer-songwriter geordie greep. but in the end, wormulon's skills and talents prevailed, and the upper-middle class suburbanites of san focaccia were saved from the scourge of yimby-ism. (from ig @ cabrillonps)

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sorry, i don't really have a funny caption for this one. was messing around with 3d tracking in davinci and came up with this funny little effect using a rotoscoped layer, a top down camera, and a trails node. (from ig @ gennie_bean15.5)

sorry, i don't really have a funny caption for this one. was messing around with 3d tracking in davinci and came up with this funny little effect using a rotoscoped layer, a top down camera, and a trails node. (from ig @ gennie_bean15.5)

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186,465 views • 14 days ago

how tragic, the plight of the dancing stumphopper. once the male activates its rhythmic charms, it has just a few seconds to woo a potential mate before poofing out of existence completely. can you imagine such a world? evolutionary biologists are frankly stumped by this poor spetument. some even refer to it as a "punishment by god" for such immaculate coreographic prowess in such a small, buge-like package.

how tragic, the plight of the dancing stumphopper. once the male activates its rhythmic charms, it has just a few seconds to woo a potential mate before poofing out of existence completely. can you imagine such a world? evolutionary biologists are frankly stumped by this poor spetument. some even refer to it as a "punishment by god" for such immaculate coreographic prowess in such a small, buge-like package.

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441,470 views • 6 months ago

can someone please tell toodybird to get down from there? all of these toodybird stunts are making me nervous... I just hope he knows to stay safe.

can someone please tell toodybird to get down from there? all of these toodybird stunts are making me nervous... I just hope he knows to stay safe.

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57,166 views • 1 month ago

Eel on the loose in Jersey

Eel on the loose in Jersey

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93,979 views • 3 months ago

quick green buge sizzle reel

quick green buge sizzle reel

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81,302 views • 5 months ago

with the severing of his spirit from this mortal coil, the venerable squidbert is at last laid to rest. in accordance with squidbert cultural practices, he is to be buried in the sands of his homeland, and slowly devoured by the fantasmal ghost conches that dwell amongst the detritus… for it is from this land that he emerged, and it is to this land that he now must return. unfortunately, we discovered that his small hometown village was destroyed to make room for a new family-oriented suburban housing community, with close proximity to a multitude of transit options. without an alternative, petco brand fish rocks, and these voracious dungmuncher snails, will have to do.

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77,053 views • 4 months ago

investigators have dropped a bombshell in the story of sealnar, whose valiant sacrifice aboard the uss gawrgura saved a boatload of seamen from a "premature discharge" from this mortal plane. though previously believed to have perished from nuclear radiation, declassified footage taken from crew aboard the uss gawrgura paints a radically different picture: sealnar did not, in fact, succumb to radiation sickness. upon emerging from his final trip to the damaged core, sealnar was seemingly unharmed: biological data taken by medical staff on-site shows heart rate, brain activity, and biological signals returning values within normal limits. a closer look at his metabolic markers, however, reveals something shocking: levels of activity far exceeding the limitations of normal sealnar capabilities. from a layman's perspective, it appeared as if sealnar's body had undergone some sort of radical transformation, enabling it to convert radiation directly into ATP. overwhelmed by this massive influx of energy, sealnar's face appeared strained, contorted... even enraged. in his waning moments of lucidity, sealnar made a final request to his fellow crewmembers: a quick and merciful death, before his mutated flesh could wreak havoc upon this special planet, and its many interesting facts. (from ig @ _arcticmen_)

investigators have dropped a bombshell in the story of sealnar, whose valiant sacrifice aboard the uss gawrgura saved a boatload of seamen from a "premature discharge" from this mortal plane. though previously believed to have perished from nuclear radiation, declassified footage taken from crew aboard the uss gawrgura paints a radically different picture: sealnar did not, in fact, succumb to radiation sickness. upon emerging from his final trip to the damaged core, sealnar was seemingly unharmed: biological data taken by medical staff on-site shows heart rate, brain activity, and biological signals returning values within normal limits. a closer look at his metabolic markers, however, reveals something shocking: levels of activity far exceeding the limitations of normal sealnar capabilities. from a layman's perspective, it appeared as if sealnar's body had undergone some sort of radical transformation, enabling it to convert radiation directly into ATP. overwhelmed by this massive influx of energy, sealnar's face appeared strained, contorted... even enraged. in his waning moments of lucidity, sealnar made a final request to his fellow crewmembers: a quick and merciful death, before his mutated flesh could wreak havoc upon this special planet, and its many interesting facts. (from ig @ _arcticmen_)

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28,280 views • 1 month ago

...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

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34,180 views • 2 months ago

check the news, it's official: they got the green. it's barely even been an hour, and already our green reserves our critically low. just think: who will we go to for our salads? our healthy vegetable platters? our seasonally-relevant shamrock shakes? but most of all, think about the children: when the time comes that every boy or girl or whatever goes to color in a leafy tree, or a grassy field... which crayon will they reach for? i strongly encourage our government to go to war with whoever is responsible for this. you know what? we don't even need to know. just throw a dart at a world map and start picking fights with whoever it lands on. (from ig @ algaltechnology)

check the news, it's official: they got the green. it's barely even been an hour, and already our green reserves our critically low. just think: who will we go to for our salads? our healthy vegetable platters? our seasonally-relevant shamrock shakes? but most of all, think about the children: when the time comes that every boy or girl or whatever goes to color in a leafy tree, or a grassy field... which crayon will they reach for? i strongly encourage our government to go to war with whoever is responsible for this. you know what? we don't even need to know. just throw a dart at a world map and start picking fights with whoever it lands on. (from ig @ algaltechnology)

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34,122 views • 2 months ago

in his hubris, this little albasmego has mistaken an unsuspecting passerby for an enticing spelunking cavern. watch closely as he attempts to wriggle into any crevasse, hole, or tunnel that he can find... quite interesting, don't you think? yes, even in the wild, the curious albasmego has quite the penchant for exploration! in a given 24 hour period, a single albasmego can construct a mind-throbbing three-and-a-half miles of tunnel space; though, more often than not, these tunnels will twist, turn, and self-intersect. in fact, the term "smeg pit" was first invented in the late 1800s to refer to these sorts of types of subterranean labyrinthine structures!

in his hubris, this little albasmego has mistaken an unsuspecting passerby for an enticing spelunking cavern. watch closely as he attempts to wriggle into any crevasse, hole, or tunnel that he can find... quite interesting, don't you think? yes, even in the wild, the curious albasmego has quite the penchant for exploration! in a given 24 hour period, a single albasmego can construct a mind-throbbing three-and-a-half miles of tunnel space; though, more often than not, these tunnels will twist, turn, and self-intersect. in fact, the term "smeg pit" was first invented in the late 1800s to refer to these sorts of types of subterranean labyrinthine structures!

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56,641 views • 6 months ago

warning: this video may contain green bug happenings... viewer discrecion is adviced... what should you do in the event of a green bug attack? most would hide, seek shelter, or maybe curl up and cry; but for one woman, all she knew was to fight back. ms sandra funke, 36, uploaded the shocking footage you see here, shortly after waking up at the hospital. the post description states that she had begun filming shortly after the spetument first attacked; the video shows as the green bug, initially restrained, manages to break free and tackle her, before skittering off, likely to prepare for a second attack. funke states that this continued for several minutes before the green bug grew bored and left. funke went inside to call 911, passing out from injuries shortly thereafter. emergency crews arrived to the scene within minutes of her call. she remains in the hospital today, and is currently expected to make a full recovery. funke credits her survival to a set of bugjutsu classes she took last summer. while some of us may be as brave as ms funke, we strongly encourage everyone, regardless of combat readiness, to keep a green bug kit on their person at all times, and to avoid confrontation by keeping distance whenever possible. as always, make sure to remember SMACK: - S - stop the bug’s advance using a bucket, cage, mesh, or other bug-resistant container. - M - mute the bug’s distress signal. approved green bug kits are now required to contain a signal and noise blocking device with enough charge to last for 30 minutes or more. turn on your device and place it within 6 feet of the buge. - A - assess the situation. green bug hotlines are staffed and ready to take your call. - C - call for help. phone someone who can assist with containment procedures. - K - kill the bug. use evil weed from your buge kit. in a pinch, normal weed will tranquilize the spetument for a few minutes.

warning: this video may contain green bug happenings... viewer discrecion is adviced... what should you do in the event of a green bug attack? most would hide, seek shelter, or maybe curl up and cry; but for one woman, all she knew was to fight back. ms sandra funke, 36, uploaded the shocking footage you see here, shortly after waking up at the hospital. the post description states that she had begun filming shortly after the spetument first attacked; the video shows as the green bug, initially restrained, manages to break free and tackle her, before skittering off, likely to prepare for a second attack. funke states that this continued for several minutes before the green bug grew bored and left. funke went inside to call 911, passing out from injuries shortly thereafter. emergency crews arrived to the scene within minutes of her call. she remains in the hospital today, and is currently expected to make a full recovery. funke credits her survival to a set of bugjutsu classes she took last summer. while some of us may be as brave as ms funke, we strongly encourage everyone, regardless of combat readiness, to keep a green bug kit on their person at all times, and to avoid confrontation by keeping distance whenever possible. as always, make sure to remember SMACK: - S - stop the bug’s advance using a bucket, cage, mesh, or other bug-resistant container. - M - mute the bug’s distress signal. approved green bug kits are now required to contain a signal and noise blocking device with enough charge to last for 30 minutes or more. turn on your device and place it within 6 feet of the buge. - A - assess the situation. green bug hotlines are staffed and ready to take your call. - C - call for help. phone someone who can assist with containment procedures. - K - kill the bug. use evil weed from your buge kit. in a pinch, normal weed will tranquilize the spetument for a few minutes.

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25,726 views • 2 months ago

ah, green buge! how pleasant to see you here, on my post-holiday staycation to france! yes, quite coincidental, heheh... what's that? you snuck into my luggage before i left? and you hitched a ride on my flight here... WITHOUT proper documentation?? green buge... do you know what this means? it means you've made me an accessory to unlawful entry! we could end up in jail... nay, worse! i've never been behind bars, green buge... but from what i hear, they don't take too kindly to people like you and i in there... (from ig @ afoxinwhippetcountry)

ah, green buge! how pleasant to see you here, on my post-holiday staycation to france! yes, quite coincidental, heheh... what's that? you snuck into my luggage before i left? and you hitched a ride on my flight here... WITHOUT proper documentation?? green buge... do you know what this means? it means you've made me an accessory to unlawful entry! we could end up in jail... nay, worse! i've never been behind bars, green buge... but from what i hear, they don't take too kindly to people like you and i in there... (from ig @ afoxinwhippetcountry)

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42,745 views • 5 months ago

oh owlbert, how i enjoy the times we spend together! i just wish you'd stop squealing at the top of your lungs when you're around me. (from ig @ smc1187)

oh owlbert, how i enjoy the times we spend together! i just wish you'd stop squealing at the top of your lungs when you're around me. (from ig @ smc1187)

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16,181 views • 1 month ago

did you know? a group of albatrosses is referred to as a "conversation." this nomenclature originates from 19th century dutch philologist cornelius pholio and his landmark work, "a comprehensive study of albatross linguistics." though his irreplicable inquiries were quickly forgotten by mainstream science, the work enjoyed a resurgence in the late 20th century as a piece of speculative fiction. but pholio's cultural footprint extends beyond mere trivia night dictionary words... if you've ever golfed, you may be familiar with pholio's influence! the word "albatross," used to refer to a score of three-under on a hole, originates from pholio's "triad theory," which states that all albatross vocabulary assumes a group of three or more conversational participants! (from ig @ melefaye2)

did you know? a group of albatrosses is referred to as a "conversation." this nomenclature originates from 19th century dutch philologist cornelius pholio and his landmark work, "a comprehensive study of albatross linguistics." though his irreplicable inquiries were quickly forgotten by mainstream science, the work enjoyed a resurgence in the late 20th century as a piece of speculative fiction. but pholio's cultural footprint extends beyond mere trivia night dictionary words... if you've ever golfed, you may be familiar with pholio's influence! the word "albatross," used to refer to a score of three-under on a hole, originates from pholio's "triad theory," which states that all albatross vocabulary assumes a group of three or more conversational participants! (from ig @ melefaye2)

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41,423 views • 5 months ago

im so sorry everypony, but i have some shocking news. catnar's best friend, onionlad, has tragically passed away. per his requests, onionlad was chopped, diced, and cremated in oil on medium heat. catnar was the only friend in attendance, exempting the mortuary attendant, who considered onionlad a fellow of questionable morals.

im so sorry everypony, but i have some shocking news. catnar's best friend, onionlad, has tragically passed away. per his requests, onionlad was chopped, diced, and cremated in oil on medium heat. catnar was the only friend in attendance, exempting the mortuary attendant, who considered onionlad a fellow of questionable morals.

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26,728 views • 3 months ago

green buge testing xer reverb-producing sensibilities here at the "massive concrete atrium" in central bugtopia.

green buge testing xer reverb-producing sensibilities here at the "massive concrete atrium" in central bugtopia.

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23,417 views • 3 months ago

ugh... (i clasp my sweat-drenched forehead as i regain my balance) holy eff, my head... what happened last night? hey... hey, green buge! what's going on, buddy? how'd you get all the way, uh... up there? (i point at the ceiling very nonchalantly to mask my incredulity at the present situation) ...hello? green buge? you good? (i snap my fingers a few times in an attempt to get xer attention) green buge, what... happened last night? i remember... the saint patricks day party, at the perch down the road... one of our work buddies broke out some pre-recession sobes, and then it all goes black... eff it, man— i don't know about you, green buge, but i've been through too many molt cycles to be doing this type of sort of stuff. (from xhs - id 1364967495)

ugh... (i clasp my sweat-drenched forehead as i regain my balance) holy eff, my head... what happened last night? hey... hey, green buge! what's going on, buddy? how'd you get all the way, uh... up there? (i point at the ceiling very nonchalantly to mask my incredulity at the present situation) ...hello? green buge? you good? (i snap my fingers a few times in an attempt to get xer attention) green buge, what... happened last night? i remember... the saint patricks day party, at the perch down the road... one of our work buddies broke out some pre-recession sobes, and then it all goes black... eff it, man— i don't know about you, green buge, but i've been through too many molt cycles to be doing this type of sort of stuff. (from xhs - id 1364967495)

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18,692 views • 2 months ago

it's official: they're putting soft cats into evil weed. using a custom-bred and highly-secretive strain of nepetalactone, "myths and stories news" reporter carol prishpreed claims that a secret network of multi-trillionaires, spanning all corners of the globe, are converting unassuming cattoids into a new strain of recreational super-drug. once prepared, these wrapped cattoids are vaporized, extinguishing the cattoid's life-force. in exchange, those within its vicinity experience a multi-hour high, purported to be more powerful than any other known substance on the planet. if it's any solace, chemical research suggests that the whole process is painless, even euphoric for the cattoid. (from ig @ kimggosooon)

it's official: they're putting soft cats into evil weed. using a custom-bred and highly-secretive strain of nepetalactone, "myths and stories news" reporter carol prishpreed claims that a secret network of multi-trillionaires, spanning all corners of the globe, are converting unassuming cattoids into a new strain of recreational super-drug. once prepared, these wrapped cattoids are vaporized, extinguishing the cattoid's life-force. in exchange, those within its vicinity experience a multi-hour high, purported to be more powerful than any other known substance on the planet. if it's any solace, chemical research suggests that the whole process is painless, even euphoric for the cattoid. (from ig @ kimggosooon)

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20,815 views • 3 months ago

our shrimplet harvests are finally ready to be collected! using a moderately-deep water-dingus such as this, we aim to provide the fertile shrimplet with a safe place to release its stash. once the spores are released, the unburdened shrimplet is removed, and the water-dingus is sieved to isolate the fertile spores. next, the spores are desiccated, dehydrated, and preserved inside a stable medium. this ensures that the spores can be re-used for several years. once the time is right, the spores are reactivated in a solution of spore-catalyst, so that they can be reused and re-deposited if necessary. (from ig @ raga_6104)

our shrimplet harvests are finally ready to be collected! using a moderately-deep water-dingus such as this, we aim to provide the fertile shrimplet with a safe place to release its stash. once the spores are released, the unburdened shrimplet is removed, and the water-dingus is sieved to isolate the fertile spores. next, the spores are desiccated, dehydrated, and preserved inside a stable medium. this ensures that the spores can be re-used for several years. once the time is right, the spores are reactivated in a solution of spore-catalyst, so that they can be reused and re-deposited if necessary. (from ig @ raga_6104)

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26,128 views • 5 months ago

cousins. you know of them. you've surely met them. you may even have a cousin yourself! but what about green buge? what the aitch is a green buge cousin, anyway? worry not, my friend! the video you never knew you were asking for! today, we take a deep dive into the world of green buge cousins: who are they? how do they work? and: how can i end up with one myself?

cousins. you know of them. you've surely met them. you may even have a cousin yourself! but what about green buge? what the aitch is a green buge cousin, anyway? worry not, my friend! the video you never knew you were asking for! today, we take a deep dive into the world of green buge cousins: who are they? how do they work? and: how can i end up with one myself?

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19,546 views • 4 months ago