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imagine... you are on a dive off the hawaiian islands, a dream cone true... when suddenly, you see it... the terror of the deep... the fearsome mola mola... one such of thing as this happened to diver mark skidd of the uk, while on vacation on the big island. just seconds away from a near-certain death, mark let his instincts take control: "i just waved my arms around, shouted— tried to get the thing to see me as a threat. that was all i could do." luckily, mark's quick thinking saved his life. shortly after hearing his british accent, the predatory mola mola became quite disgusted by the idea of consuming him, and swam off elsewhere to seek more "edible" prey. mark may have been lucky, but for those of you unfortunate enough to find yourself in his position, remember: to come face to face with a mola mola could spell certain death. always dive in groups of 4 or more people, and make sure to bring safety-rated flashbulbs certified for 30+ seconds of incapacitation. remember: in the event of a mola mola attack, every second counts. don't let yourself become the next victim. (from ig @ zerogravityadventures)

imagine... you are on a dive off the hawaiian islands, a dream cone true... when suddenly, you see it... the terror of the deep... the fearsome mola mola... one such of thing as this happened to diver mark skidd of the uk, while on vacation on the big island. just seconds away from a near-certain death, mark let his instincts take control: "i just waved my arms around, shouted— tried to get the thing to see me as a threat. that was all i could do." luckily, mark's quick thinking saved his life. shortly after hearing his british accent, the predatory mola mola became quite disgusted by the idea of consuming him, and swam off elsewhere to seek more "edible" prey. mark may have been lucky, but for those of you unfortunate enough to find yourself in his position, remember: to come face to face with a mola mola could spell certain death. always dive in groups of 4 or more people, and make sure to bring safety-rated flashbulbs certified for 30+ seconds of incapacitation. remember: in the event of a mola mola attack, every second counts. don't let yourself become the next victim. (from ig @ zerogravityadventures)

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on april 7th, 2089, at approximately 11:31 AM, a malfunction in the fusion core of the uss gawrgura causes the ship's reactor to go asymmetrial. without intervention, the ship, along with its 1,331 crewmembers, will be disintegrated within minutes. against all odds, resident nuclear technician sealnar volunteers to repair the damaged core. amongst the crew, only sealnar possesses the swimming skills and technical expertise to conduct the repairs... but even a few seconds within the cooling tanks will spell certain death. over the next 8 minutes, sealnar will make five trips to the entry point, ferrying mission-critical equipment and tools to the core. a journalism intern, visiting on behalf of the "myths and stories multinational news conglomerate," captures this clip, as sealnar surfaces for the final time. in the clip, the irradiated sealnar glows a bright blue– while precise measurements cannot be known, experts investigate that the dosage received by sealnar could kill ten thousand men within hours... yet despite his failing body, sealnar ventures forth once more. five days later, the uss gawrgura returns to the continental us, where diagnostics and repairs can be properly conducted. as inspectors detoxify and unseal the ship's fusion core, they discover a shriveled little crisp of a sort lying idle at the bottom of the tank, still glowing a dim shade of blue. though any recognizable genetic material has been obliterated beyond all recognition, an autopsy reveals somethign shocking: sealnar's lucky pyrite tooth, unscathed by the fusion core, still lodged within sealnar's shriveled remains. (from ig @ pr.mira)

on april 7th, 2089, at approximately 11:31 AM, a malfunction in the fusion core of the uss gawrgura causes the ship's reactor to go asymmetrial. without intervention, the ship, along with its 1,331 crewmembers, will be disintegrated within minutes. against all odds, resident nuclear technician sealnar volunteers to repair the damaged core. amongst the crew, only sealnar possesses the swimming skills and technical expertise to conduct the repairs... but even a few seconds within the cooling tanks will spell certain death. over the next 8 minutes, sealnar will make five trips to the entry point, ferrying mission-critical equipment and tools to the core. a journalism intern, visiting on behalf of the "myths and stories multinational news conglomerate," captures this clip, as sealnar surfaces for the final time. in the clip, the irradiated sealnar glows a bright blue– while precise measurements cannot be known, experts investigate that the dosage received by sealnar could kill ten thousand men within hours... yet despite his failing body, sealnar ventures forth once more. five days later, the uss gawrgura returns to the continental us, where diagnostics and repairs can be properly conducted. as inspectors detoxify and unseal the ship's fusion core, they discover a shriveled little crisp of a sort lying idle at the bottom of the tank, still glowing a dim shade of blue. though any recognizable genetic material has been obliterated beyond all recognition, an autopsy reveals somethign shocking: sealnar's lucky pyrite tooth, unscathed by the fusion core, still lodged within sealnar's shriveled remains. (from ig @ pr.mira)

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he is green because he can be placed there

he is green because he can be placed there

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largely forgotten by popular culture, the doomed 1961 expedition to antarctica was once widely regarded as a popular case study into the limits of human depravity. while spirits were high at the journey's beginning, a series of electrical failures onboard the h.m.s. dingleball quickly soured morale. though little is known about the culture onboard the vessel at this time, notebooks and journals found amongst the deceased's belongings paint a morbid picture of what happens when human beings lose hope. take this short film-reel, for instance. discovered in a sealed film reel and preserved by the frigid sub-zero temperatures of the antarctic, offers one of the few glimpses into the lives of these long-deceased expeditioners. logbooks suggest that this procedure was referred to as "gupnar harvesting": crew members would use this bag-type device to incapacitate and disorient the sealnar, then use a syringe-type device of sorts to extract the sealnar's precious gupnar, stored within its anterior gupnar glands. though typically of little value, some chemists have had varying levels of success converting this gupnar into a mild hallucinogenic. though normally discarded due to its moderate toxicity, it is possible that the crew members of the h.m.s. turned to this gupnar-derived recreational drug in their final weeks and months. (footage from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world")

largely forgotten by popular culture, the doomed 1961 expedition to antarctica was once widely regarded as a popular case study into the limits of human depravity. while spirits were high at the journey's beginning, a series of electrical failures onboard the h.m.s. dingleball quickly soured morale. though little is known about the culture onboard the vessel at this time, notebooks and journals found amongst the deceased's belongings paint a morbid picture of what happens when human beings lose hope. take this short film-reel, for instance. discovered in a sealed film reel and preserved by the frigid sub-zero temperatures of the antarctic, offers one of the few glimpses into the lives of these long-deceased expeditioners. logbooks suggest that this procedure was referred to as "gupnar harvesting": crew members would use this bag-type device to incapacitate and disorient the sealnar, then use a syringe-type device of sorts to extract the sealnar's precious gupnar, stored within its anterior gupnar glands. though typically of little value, some chemists have had varying levels of success converting this gupnar into a mild hallucinogenic. though normally discarded due to its moderate toxicity, it is possible that the crew members of the h.m.s. turned to this gupnar-derived recreational drug in their final weeks and months. (footage from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world")

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i apologize in advance for the shoddy footage of this once-in-a-generation event. this was the only copy we could license on our budget. tell you what: why don't you try going to another news provider to watch the video, and then just... come back here to read the story? okay, you're back now? alright, just pretend that you didn't hear about this yet. alright, here we go. well folks, you heard it here first: after millennia of stagnation, it seems that the mammal stacking scene has been brought back into global relevance... and it's all thanks to the talented antnards at the gigglegrub provincial zoo and bar. from what we've heard, the crew behind this feat is intending to take on the dreaded four-stack, once believed to be a TAS-exclusive stack for mammals. you can bet we'll be tuning into the event, sponsored by sloppco energy, when it airs live in early 2027.

i apologize in advance for the shoddy footage of this once-in-a-generation event. this was the only copy we could license on our budget. tell you what: why don't you try going to another news provider to watch the video, and then just... come back here to read the story? okay, you're back now? alright, just pretend that you didn't hear about this yet. alright, here we go. well folks, you heard it here first: after millennia of stagnation, it seems that the mammal stacking scene has been brought back into global relevance... and it's all thanks to the talented antnards at the gigglegrub provincial zoo and bar. from what we've heard, the crew behind this feat is intending to take on the dreaded four-stack, once believed to be a TAS-exclusive stack for mammals. you can bet we'll be tuning into the event, sponsored by sloppco energy, when it airs live in early 2027.

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to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop. it doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises. (from ig @ iseseaparadise)

to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop. it doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises. (from ig @ iseseaparadise)

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you've heard many a tall tale about the intellectual prowess of the humble crowbert... but did you also know that crowberts are natural-born crafters? just look! using little more than a crafting table, a cloth scrap, and a few loose threads, this crowbert fashioned herself a lovely winter vest! though frugal, it increases her environmental resistance by three points, and her damage resistance by two! not to mention that lovely blue dye... where did crowbert get that from...? just kidding, we already know. just some blue no. 1 that crowbert thieved from a local snack manufacturing plant. don't look at me, i didn't encourage it. but i have to say it really suits her. makes me wish i had a little crow-vest of my own. (from ig @ womenchan)

you've heard many a tall tale about the intellectual prowess of the humble crowbert... but did you also know that crowberts are natural-born crafters? just look! using little more than a crafting table, a cloth scrap, and a few loose threads, this crowbert fashioned herself a lovely winter vest! though frugal, it increases her environmental resistance by three points, and her damage resistance by two! not to mention that lovely blue dye... where did crowbert get that from...? just kidding, we already know. just some blue no. 1 that crowbert thieved from a local snack manufacturing plant. don't look at me, i didn't encourage it. but i have to say it really suits her. makes me wish i had a little crow-vest of my own. (from ig @ womenchan)

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a pair of bugtopian river fur-otters here at west bugtopia's "gigglefrog zoo and bar" made history late last week, after becoming the first ever non-human couple to ever file for divorce. the world-first comes just 3 months after zookeepers installed this deluxe "competition rope" in their enclosure, designed to increase engagement and lower stress here in their fur-otter enclosure. while fur-otter "dandy" took little interest in the new-fangled contraption, his husband "randy" appears to have become quite obsessed with it. the couple were first married in late 2020, in response to a series of complaints from several "prudish" guests regarding "homosexual tomfoolery" taking place in the fur-otter enclosure. things had been going well, and keepers were planning their 5-year anniversary just last week, when they noticed something odd... "simply put, dandy seemed quite sick of randy," says fur-otter expert mandy stouffer. "dandy seemed lethargic, depressed... we'd caught him sneaking cheap wine into the enclosure." all this, mind you, while randy remained unaware, spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day. "so we figured, 'maybe they need some time apart. we gave them a wedding, maybe they need a divorce.' " the pair were officially divorced this past saturday, the 29th. a staffer at the nearby city hall officiated the divorce, collecting signatures from both parties before ratifying the necessary documents. (from twt @ maru_448_g)

a pair of bugtopian river fur-otters here at west bugtopia's "gigglefrog zoo and bar" made history late last week, after becoming the first ever non-human couple to ever file for divorce. the world-first comes just 3 months after zookeepers installed this deluxe "competition rope" in their enclosure, designed to increase engagement and lower stress here in their fur-otter enclosure. while fur-otter "dandy" took little interest in the new-fangled contraption, his husband "randy" appears to have become quite obsessed with it. the couple were first married in late 2020, in response to a series of complaints from several "prudish" guests regarding "homosexual tomfoolery" taking place in the fur-otter enclosure. things had been going well, and keepers were planning their 5-year anniversary just last week, when they noticed something odd... "simply put, dandy seemed quite sick of randy," says fur-otter expert mandy stouffer. "dandy seemed lethargic, depressed... we'd caught him sneaking cheap wine into the enclosure." all this, mind you, while randy remained unaware, spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day. "so we figured, 'maybe they need some time apart. we gave them a wedding, maybe they need a divorce.' " the pair were officially divorced this past saturday, the 29th. a staffer at the nearby city hall officiated the divorce, collecting signatures from both parties before ratifying the necessary documents. (from twt @ maru_448_g)

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"double-crossing buge... apprehended by brave civilians!" that's what the headlines are saying this morning in north macedonia, after one of our myths and stories-allied buge troops was caught by a roving band of (to their credit) loyal disciples of the north macedonian cause. for nearly three years, our loyal north macedonian buge spy fed us super-secret lore crumbs, straight from the GBR's hub for activity on the european continent— thanks in no small part to xer light-warping obfuscation device, courtesy of our top material scientists here at myths and stories hq. but tragically, our material scientists were only human: unbeknownst to us, the green buge cloaking cloak had just one weakness: a resonance frequency exactly one-fifteenth that of the green buge chirp. it was this weakness that would finally blow our agent's cover: a curious child's pointer fingle was all it took to get our green buge friend to crack. (from xhs - id 27732798082)

"double-crossing buge... apprehended by brave civilians!" that's what the headlines are saying this morning in north macedonia, after one of our myths and stories-allied buge troops was caught by a roving band of (to their credit) loyal disciples of the north macedonian cause. for nearly three years, our loyal north macedonian buge spy fed us super-secret lore crumbs, straight from the GBR's hub for activity on the european continent— thanks in no small part to xer light-warping obfuscation device, courtesy of our top material scientists here at myths and stories hq. but tragically, our material scientists were only human: unbeknownst to us, the green buge cloaking cloak had just one weakness: a resonance frequency exactly one-fifteenth that of the green buge chirp. it was this weakness that would finally blow our agent's cover: a curious child's pointer fingle was all it took to get our green buge friend to crack. (from xhs - id 27732798082)

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the world of bungonomy is not always so positive. underneath all of the work pioneered by loyal bungonomists around the world, there lies something darker... something downright villainous. yes, i'm afraid it's true. each year, billions of dollars flow through the illegal bungus trade... a clandestine underground economy maintained by poachers and dealers... in alleyways, in bustling markets... yes, even in your neck of the woods. this footage was captured by one of our underground operatives, onboard the s.s. kalamari, a bung vessel presently harbored just outside of tokyo. during the bunging season, hunters percolate hundreds of thousands of pungus, microdingus, and other bungus spetuments. the harvested bunguses are kept in tight quarters, often without sunlight or gaming time, until they can be pawned off to a middleman or other dealer. the illegal bungus trade isn't just limited to dark markets, either. who could forget the "wet pets san pablo" scandal back in 2019? or the "creature comforts" pungus bust back in 2021? and that's just the tip of the iceberg... in 2024, bungic conservationists estimated that over 1.3 million bunguses were sold to pet stores illegally over the past 18 months, via unlicensed hunting, breeding, or percolating. so please, spread the word... and if you decide to look for a pungus, do so naturally, using approved methods and tools, or with the assistance of a licensed bungonomist. (from twt @ wahwaiwai)

the world of bungonomy is not always so positive. underneath all of the work pioneered by loyal bungonomists around the world, there lies something darker... something downright villainous. yes, i'm afraid it's true. each year, billions of dollars flow through the illegal bungus trade... a clandestine underground economy maintained by poachers and dealers... in alleyways, in bustling markets... yes, even in your neck of the woods. this footage was captured by one of our underground operatives, onboard the s.s. kalamari, a bung vessel presently harbored just outside of tokyo. during the bunging season, hunters percolate hundreds of thousands of pungus, microdingus, and other bungus spetuments. the harvested bunguses are kept in tight quarters, often without sunlight or gaming time, until they can be pawned off to a middleman or other dealer. the illegal bungus trade isn't just limited to dark markets, either. who could forget the "wet pets san pablo" scandal back in 2019? or the "creature comforts" pungus bust back in 2021? and that's just the tip of the iceberg... in 2024, bungic conservationists estimated that over 1.3 million bunguses were sold to pet stores illegally over the past 18 months, via unlicensed hunting, breeding, or percolating. so please, spread the word... and if you decide to look for a pungus, do so naturally, using approved methods and tools, or with the assistance of a licensed bungonomist. (from twt @ wahwaiwai)

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did you know? these pompom grubs are quite the auditory aficionados! experimentation and calculations tell us that these spetuments perform their bug-sized symphonic sounds at a frequency range of 20-50khz, well outside the range of normal human hearing! oh— but don’t fret! with little more than this recording of their tufts of stringy-looking things, and a bit of creative sound mixing, we can produce this real-time, mostly-accurate synthesis of their compositions, pitched down to human hearing. now, isn’t that incredible? and all from a thing barely larger than a snot globule! (from twt @ kaelnosuke)

did you know? these pompom grubs are quite the auditory aficionados! experimentation and calculations tell us that these spetuments perform their bug-sized symphonic sounds at a frequency range of 20-50khz, well outside the range of normal human hearing! oh— but don’t fret! with little more than this recording of their tufts of stringy-looking things, and a bit of creative sound mixing, we can produce this real-time, mostly-accurate synthesis of their compositions, pitched down to human hearing. now, isn’t that incredible? and all from a thing barely larger than a snot globule! (from twt @ kaelnosuke)

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note: please do not scritch their bellies. they're a little poisonous, and they might make you itch, or something. (from みずあお)

note: please do not scritch their bellies. they're a little poisonous, and they might make you itch, or something. (from みずあお)

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the date? july 3rd. the place? east gigglegrub community garden. the occasion? one of the coldest july days on record, a bone-quivering -18 degrees fahrenheit (about 246 degrees kelvin). with the freeze only hours away, local gardeners at gigglegrub's largest outdoor community garden rushed to protect their crops from impending doom... that is, until one hero goatnar stepped up to the challenge. standing valiantly besides a large industrial fan, our main character deftly executed the valsalva maneuver, skyrocketing his internal body temperature to a head-throbbing 1,000 degrees celsius (like 1800 degrees fahrenheit, i think? idk). thanks to his quick thinking and his special gift, almost all of the crops were saved. however, not everyone was so lucky. goatnar would eventually turn to a pile of ash, in large part due to the cellular damage inflicted by hours spent at such a high temperature. in addition, an elderly woman servicing the garden was vaporized when goatnar attempted to take a bite of her coat. (from ig @ luckystablesllc)

the date? july 3rd. the place? east gigglegrub community garden. the occasion? one of the coldest july days on record, a bone-quivering -18 degrees fahrenheit (about 246 degrees kelvin). with the freeze only hours away, local gardeners at gigglegrub's largest outdoor community garden rushed to protect their crops from impending doom... that is, until one hero goatnar stepped up to the challenge. standing valiantly besides a large industrial fan, our main character deftly executed the valsalva maneuver, skyrocketing his internal body temperature to a head-throbbing 1,000 degrees celsius (like 1800 degrees fahrenheit, i think? idk). thanks to his quick thinking and his special gift, almost all of the crops were saved. however, not everyone was so lucky. goatnar would eventually turn to a pile of ash, in large part due to the cellular damage inflicted by hours spent at such a high temperature. in addition, an elderly woman servicing the garden was vaporized when goatnar attempted to take a bite of her coat. (from ig @ luckystablesllc)

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ALERT. a bober horde has spawned in the outskirts of kaunas, lithuania. satellite imagery indicates that the horde is presently migrating westwards at a pace of ~5 kilometers per hour. military personnel are en route. evacuations have already begun in lithuania. individuals residing in poland, kaliningrad, latvia, and belarus are advised to tune into local emergency broadcast stations and await further instruction. your compliance with federal guidance at this time is instrumental in ensuring your safety. (from tt @ slava20958)

ALERT. a bober horde has spawned in the outskirts of kaunas, lithuania. satellite imagery indicates that the horde is presently migrating westwards at a pace of ~5 kilometers per hour. military personnel are en route. evacuations have already begun in lithuania. individuals residing in poland, kaliningrad, latvia, and belarus are advised to tune into local emergency broadcast stations and await further instruction. your compliance with federal guidance at this time is instrumental in ensuring your safety. (from tt @ slava20958)

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i apologize in advance for ducknar's profanity-laced outburst. don't take it personally, he just gets these "tics" from time to time. (from ig @ just_the_things_i_love__)

i apologize in advance for ducknar's profanity-laced outburst. don't take it personally, he just gets these "tics" from time to time. (from ig @ just_the_things_i_love__)

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the letter "g". in isolation, a welcome addition to the alphabet we all know and love. but in packs, they can wreak havoc on the very airwaves we habituate, day in and day out. just think... 3g... 4g... dare i say, 5g? and don't even get me started on c-band. you thought one letter was bad? wait until you hear about TWO letters. but i'm getting ahead of myself... where were we? oh yes, the dreaded "G". already, telecommunication firms are beginning to hype up the eve of the 6-"G," a new-fangled technological miracle set to revolutionize "video streaming on the train" as we know it. but what if i told you there was a darker side to this wave of innovation? let's unmask this con-job for what it really is: a method of once-and-for-all commandeering the vacuous minds of their loyal disciples, turning the masses of mind-numbed sheep into even more mind-numbed, uhh... aphids, or silkworms, or something. don't believe me? well... take a look at this: footage leaked by an anonymous technician at sloppco communications sheds new light on this "6-G" technology, revealing it for what it is: a means of mind control. using little more than this fashionable metal propeller hat, researchers were able to directly alter this lab sealnar's thoughts and memories, all while staying well within the FDA's so called "safe exposure limits." with just 30 seconds' worth of bandwidth, the team at sloppcom were able to get this unwitting sealnar to purchase a new funko pop, with 85% success— all the way down to the correct edition, number, and finish. and according to our whistleblower, just 5 minutes of daily exposure could be enough to turn this communist-worshipping marxist sealnar into an ardent conservative. (from twt @ Seallyprincess i think)

the letter "g". in isolation, a welcome addition to the alphabet we all know and love. but in packs, they can wreak havoc on the very airwaves we habituate, day in and day out. just think... 3g... 4g... dare i say, 5g? and don't even get me started on c-band. you thought one letter was bad? wait until you hear about TWO letters. but i'm getting ahead of myself... where were we? oh yes, the dreaded "G". already, telecommunication firms are beginning to hype up the eve of the 6-"G," a new-fangled technological miracle set to revolutionize "video streaming on the train" as we know it. but what if i told you there was a darker side to this wave of innovation? let's unmask this con-job for what it really is: a method of once-and-for-all commandeering the vacuous minds of their loyal disciples, turning the masses of mind-numbed sheep into even more mind-numbed, uhh... aphids, or silkworms, or something. don't believe me? well... take a look at this: footage leaked by an anonymous technician at sloppco communications sheds new light on this "6-G" technology, revealing it for what it is: a means of mind control. using little more than this fashionable metal propeller hat, researchers were able to directly alter this lab sealnar's thoughts and memories, all while staying well within the FDA's so called "safe exposure limits." with just 30 seconds' worth of bandwidth, the team at sloppcom were able to get this unwitting sealnar to purchase a new funko pop, with 85% success— all the way down to the correct edition, number, and finish. and according to our whistleblower, just 5 minutes of daily exposure could be enough to turn this communist-worshipping marxist sealnar into an ardent conservative. (from twt @ Seallyprincess i think)

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ah, sealnar! so nice to see you at this event! come, come. let me introduce you to the other guests. after spending so many months in that GBR-allied POW camp, i'm shocked to see you in such impeccable form! thank goodness we were able to negotiate your release... unconditional, might i add! not to toot my own horn, of course, but i'm always happy to put my masterful bartering skills to good use. say, sealnar... i know you just swam here and all, but it looks like you're awfully unnerved... tense, one might say! is something the matter? and what's that little dingus affixed to your back...? nono, sealnar! i promise i'm not accusing you of anything! my only intention is to compliment you on your impeccable fashion sense! i've been told that blinking lights and two-way radio feedback are "in" right now! oh, and before i forget... word around the banquet is that someone might be wearing a wire. keep your eyes peeled, sealnar— the double-crosser could be anywhere... (from xhs - id 897321813)

ah, sealnar! so nice to see you at this event! come, come. let me introduce you to the other guests. after spending so many months in that GBR-allied POW camp, i'm shocked to see you in such impeccable form! thank goodness we were able to negotiate your release... unconditional, might i add! not to toot my own horn, of course, but i'm always happy to put my masterful bartering skills to good use. say, sealnar... i know you just swam here and all, but it looks like you're awfully unnerved... tense, one might say! is something the matter? and what's that little dingus affixed to your back...? nono, sealnar! i promise i'm not accusing you of anything! my only intention is to compliment you on your impeccable fashion sense! i've been told that blinking lights and two-way radio feedback are "in" right now! oh, and before i forget... word around the banquet is that someone might be wearing a wire. keep your eyes peeled, sealnar— the double-crosser could be anywhere... (from xhs - id 897321813)

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the sealnars housed at the "exxon-mobil aquarium and rehabilitation center" in billings, montana have recovered quite well from their recent bout of "red mode"! though still a little evil and aggressive, their malicious tendencies and nefarious ideations have assuaged quite considerably over the past week! yes, it feels like quite long ago when these glowing-red little dinklets decided to fashion a rudimentary high-intensity photon cannon, out of little more than a stuffed animal and some loose wire! and those pagan rituals in the main courtyard, though quite convincing, feel almost like a funny memory! today, their vitals will be checked for any lingering signs of "red mode" in their body. if all looks good, then they will be put back on track for release, later this May! (from twt @ Zeehondencreche, with footage curated by twt @ nekoneko898)

the sealnars housed at the "exxon-mobil aquarium and rehabilitation center" in billings, montana have recovered quite well from their recent bout of "red mode"! though still a little evil and aggressive, their malicious tendencies and nefarious ideations have assuaged quite considerably over the past week! yes, it feels like quite long ago when these glowing-red little dinklets decided to fashion a rudimentary high-intensity photon cannon, out of little more than a stuffed animal and some loose wire! and those pagan rituals in the main courtyard, though quite convincing, feel almost like a funny memory! today, their vitals will be checked for any lingering signs of "red mode" in their body. if all looks good, then they will be put back on track for release, later this May! (from twt @ Zeehondencreche, with footage curated by twt @ nekoneko898)

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stop giggling. this is not even slightly funny. this is dead serious. (please disregard the funny music. i couldn't figure out how to remove it) this poor unfortunate pungus, suffering from the tribulations of day-to-day life above sea level, has entered what bungonomy experts call a "blow state," in which its body stretches and inflates to a ludicrous size, as a means of warding off potential assailants. in this state it shall remain, until it can be put at ease, prehaps with some soft music, some tv time, or a good snack. please... if you see your pungus in this state, you must take action! "blow state" can be highly hazardouse, both to your pungus and to your pungus's roommates... (from ig @

stop giggling. this is not even slightly funny. this is dead serious. (please disregard the funny music. i couldn't figure out how to remove it) this poor unfortunate pungus, suffering from the tribulations of day-to-day life above sea level, has entered what bungonomy experts call a "blow state," in which its body stretches and inflates to a ludicrous size, as a means of warding off potential assailants. in this state it shall remain, until it can be put at ease, prehaps with some soft music, some tv time, or a good snack. please... if you see your pungus in this state, you must take action! "blow state" can be highly hazardouse, both to your pungus and to your pungus's roommates... (from ig @

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behind the veil of secrecy, while we live our day-to-day lives in willful naivety, the war against the crudfish menace rages on. just this year alone, the us military spent over 2.3 billion dollars on crudfish related research— adjusted for inflation, that's the highest amount of spending since 1981, when the pacific arms crisis threatened to shatter the peace treaties signed nearly two decades prior. the majority of this spending remains highly secretive. however, leaked documents from october's "CrudNet" hack paint a rough picture of the state of modern crudfish warfare. the following footage, dating back to march of 2018, depicts a test run of project "MIRRORSCREEN," a handheld weapon intended for close-range combat against a crudfish-type enemy. though documentation is scarce, our researchers believe this weapon uses a sort of hydraulic phase-cannon to disable the crudfish's "water jet" attacks. but after just two shots, the weapon appears to break down, bringing the test run to a premature close. little more is known about "MIRRORSCREEN"... all we know is that "MIRRORSCREEN" continued to receive funding up through 2023, after which all records of the project disappear from internal documents. (from ig @ black.x.dark)

behind the veil of secrecy, while we live our day-to-day lives in willful naivety, the war against the crudfish menace rages on. just this year alone, the us military spent over 2.3 billion dollars on crudfish related research— adjusted for inflation, that's the highest amount of spending since 1981, when the pacific arms crisis threatened to shatter the peace treaties signed nearly two decades prior. the majority of this spending remains highly secretive. however, leaked documents from october's "CrudNet" hack paint a rough picture of the state of modern crudfish warfare. the following footage, dating back to march of 2018, depicts a test run of project "MIRRORSCREEN," a handheld weapon intended for close-range combat against a crudfish-type enemy. though documentation is scarce, our researchers believe this weapon uses a sort of hydraulic phase-cannon to disable the crudfish's "water jet" attacks. but after just two shots, the weapon appears to break down, bringing the test run to a premature close. little more is known about "MIRRORSCREEN"... all we know is that "MIRRORSCREEN" continued to receive funding up through 2023, after which all records of the project disappear from internal documents. (from ig @ black.x.dark)

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okay, not gonna name names, but it looks like SOMEONE called the ASPCA on us for painting all those animals green, even AFTER we made it clear that all the dyes we use are verified as safe. we even got one of the interns to eat a globule of it in front of a crowd! just wish we would've known that he had crippling agoraphobia BEFORE he vomited all over the stage... BUT, the point SHOULD STILL STAND: we trust our material sciences teams with our lives! whatever, guess we've gotta reinstate a few protocols that we put in place back during our last audit. you know the drill, people: if you ever haul out a grean creacher, make ABSOLUTELY SURE you let the audience watch you wipe off the paint. yes, it might break the little kids' hearts to find out that the ultra-rare "key lime sealnar" is little more than smoke and mirrors... but, look on the bright side! maybe some of those precocious young minds will channel that betrayal into something productive, like genetically engineering a REAL "key lime sealnar!" (from twt @ Bakutan_bot1)

okay, not gonna name names, but it looks like SOMEONE called the ASPCA on us for painting all those animals green, even AFTER we made it clear that all the dyes we use are verified as safe. we even got one of the interns to eat a globule of it in front of a crowd! just wish we would've known that he had crippling agoraphobia BEFORE he vomited all over the stage... BUT, the point SHOULD STILL STAND: we trust our material sciences teams with our lives! whatever, guess we've gotta reinstate a few protocols that we put in place back during our last audit. you know the drill, people: if you ever haul out a grean creacher, make ABSOLUTELY SURE you let the audience watch you wipe off the paint. yes, it might break the little kids' hearts to find out that the ultra-rare "key lime sealnar" is little more than smoke and mirrors... but, look on the bright side! maybe some of those precocious young minds will channel that betrayal into something productive, like genetically engineering a REAL "key lime sealnar!" (from twt @ Bakutan_bot1)

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566,262 просмотров • 9 дней назад

sorry, i don't really have a funny caption for this one. was messing around with 3d tracking in davinci and came up with this funny little effect using a rotoscoped layer, a top down camera, and a trails node. (from ig @ gennie_bean15.5)

sorry, i don't really have a funny caption for this one. was messing around with 3d tracking in davinci and came up with this funny little effect using a rotoscoped layer, a top down camera, and a trails node. (from ig @ gennie_bean15.5)

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188,263 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

how tragic, the plight of the dancing stumphopper. once the male activates its rhythmic charms, it has just a few seconds to woo a potential mate before poofing out of existence completely. can you imagine such a world? evolutionary biologists are frankly stumped by this poor spetument. some even refer to it as a "punishment by god" for such immaculate coreographic prowess in such a small, buge-like package.

how tragic, the plight of the dancing stumphopper. once the male activates its rhythmic charms, it has just a few seconds to woo a potential mate before poofing out of existence completely. can you imagine such a world? evolutionary biologists are frankly stumped by this poor spetument. some even refer to it as a "punishment by god" for such immaculate coreographic prowess in such a small, buge-like package.

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441,669 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

even after taking every precaution, establishing every safeguard... you can never bee *too* safe from a deranged crudfish attack. look no further than this clip of sorts here... the events you now witness transpired over the course of an extended leave of absence, as the tank owner was away at a trade show over the weekend... upon their return, they discovered every fishnar keeper's fear: a crudfish, squatting upon their tank of sorts. but... it gets even worse— for this crudfish foe has hatched a nefarious scheme: slowly, bit by bit, the crudfish sucks in a morsel of tank water, before spitting it out onto the tiled floor below. in isolation, merely an innosent prank of sorts... ...that is, until they discovered the crudfish's profanity laden manifesto: swearing revenge on the fishnar keeper community, the crudfish orchestrated a heinous act of fishnar sabotage— squirt by wretched squirt, they intended to drain the tank of its preciose water resource... suffocating itself, and the whole tanknar with it. yes... were this crudfish's plan's to come to fruitition, the denizens of this aquaphorium would have but mere months to live... let this be a firm reminder to all: even when you think you're safe, the crudfish is always scheming... (from xhs - id 609537724)

even after taking every precaution, establishing every safeguard... you can never bee too safe from a deranged crudfish attack. look no further than this clip of sorts here... the events you now witness transpired over the course of an extended leave of absence, as the tank owner was away at a trade show over the weekend... upon their return, they discovered every fishnar keeper's fear: a crudfish, squatting upon their tank of sorts. but... it gets even worse— for this crudfish foe has hatched a nefarious scheme: slowly, bit by bit, the crudfish sucks in a morsel of tank water, before spitting it out onto the tiled floor below. in isolation, merely an innosent prank of sorts... ...that is, until they discovered the crudfish's profanity laden manifesto: swearing revenge on the fishnar keeper community, the crudfish orchestrated a heinous act of fishnar sabotage— squirt by wretched squirt, they intended to drain the tank of its preciose water resource... suffocating itself, and the whole tanknar with it. yes... were this crudfish's plan's to come to fruitition, the denizens of this aquaphorium would have but mere months to live... let this be a firm reminder to all: even when you think you're safe, the crudfish is always scheming... (from xhs - id 609537724)

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28,554 просмотров • 27 дней назад

Eel on the loose in Jersey

Eel on the loose in Jersey

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94,211 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

can someone please tell toodybird to get down from there? all of these toodybird stunts are making me nervous... I just hope he knows to stay safe.

can someone please tell toodybird to get down from there? all of these toodybird stunts are making me nervous... I just hope he knows to stay safe.

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57,290 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

quick green buge sizzle reel

quick green buge sizzle reel

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81,588 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

with the severing of his spirit from this mortal coil, the venerable squidbert is at last laid to rest. in accordance with squidbert cultural practices, he is to be buried in the sands of his homeland, and slowly devoured by the fantasmal ghost conches that dwell amongst the detritus… for it is from this land that he emerged, and it is to this land that he now must return. unfortunately, we discovered that his small hometown village was destroyed to make room for a new family-oriented suburban housing community, with close proximity to a multitude of transit options. without an alternative, petco brand fish rocks, and these voracious dungmuncher snails, will have to do.

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who, me? no, i didn't teach him how to do that. he learned that all by his lonesome. guess all that time he spent effing around on the computer-dingus taught him a thing or two. imagine my shock when sealnar unleashed his first fiery explosion green screen at the dinner table... darn near scared me half to death! (from tt @ mmnewpxy)

who, me? no, i didn't teach him how to do that. he learned that all by his lonesome. guess all that time he spent effing around on the computer-dingus taught him a thing or two. imagine my shock when sealnar unleashed his first fiery explosion green screen at the dinner table... darn near scared me half to death! (from tt @ mmnewpxy)

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...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

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34,180 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

in his hubris, this little albasmego has mistaken an unsuspecting passerby for an enticing spelunking cavern. watch closely as he attempts to wriggle into any crevasse, hole, or tunnel that he can find... quite interesting, don't you think? yes, even in the wild, the curious albasmego has quite the penchant for exploration! in a given 24 hour period, a single albasmego can construct a mind-throbbing three-and-a-half miles of tunnel space; though, more often than not, these tunnels will twist, turn, and self-intersect. in fact, the term "smeg pit" was first invented in the late 1800s to refer to these sorts of types of subterranean labyrinthine structures!

in his hubris, this little albasmego has mistaken an unsuspecting passerby for an enticing spelunking cavern. watch closely as he attempts to wriggle into any crevasse, hole, or tunnel that he can find... quite interesting, don't you think? yes, even in the wild, the curious albasmego has quite the penchant for exploration! in a given 24 hour period, a single albasmego can construct a mind-throbbing three-and-a-half miles of tunnel space; though, more often than not, these tunnels will twist, turn, and self-intersect. in fact, the term "smeg pit" was first invented in the late 1800s to refer to these sorts of types of subterranean labyrinthine structures!

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56,641 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

investigators have dropped a bombshell in the story of sealnar, whose valiant sacrifice aboard the uss gawrgura saved a boatload of seamen from a "premature discharge" from this mortal plane. though previously believed to have perished from nuclear radiation, declassified footage taken from crew aboard the uss gawrgura paints a radically different picture: sealnar did not, in fact, succumb to radiation sickness. upon emerging from his final trip to the damaged core, sealnar was seemingly unharmed: biological data taken by medical staff on-site shows heart rate, brain activity, and biological signals returning values within normal limits. a closer look at his metabolic markers, however, reveals something shocking: levels of activity far exceeding the limitations of normal sealnar capabilities. from a layman's perspective, it appeared as if sealnar's body had undergone some sort of radical transformation, enabling it to convert radiation directly into ATP. overwhelmed by this massive influx of energy, sealnar's face appeared strained, contorted... even enraged. in his waning moments of lucidity, sealnar made a final request to his fellow crewmembers: a quick and merciful death, before his mutated flesh could wreak havoc upon this special planet, and its many interesting facts. (from ig @ _arcticmen_)

investigators have dropped a bombshell in the story of sealnar, whose valiant sacrifice aboard the uss gawrgura saved a boatload of seamen from a "premature discharge" from this mortal plane. though previously believed to have perished from nuclear radiation, declassified footage taken from crew aboard the uss gawrgura paints a radically different picture: sealnar did not, in fact, succumb to radiation sickness. upon emerging from his final trip to the damaged core, sealnar was seemingly unharmed: biological data taken by medical staff on-site shows heart rate, brain activity, and biological signals returning values within normal limits. a closer look at his metabolic markers, however, reveals something shocking: levels of activity far exceeding the limitations of normal sealnar capabilities. from a layman's perspective, it appeared as if sealnar's body had undergone some sort of radical transformation, enabling it to convert radiation directly into ATP. overwhelmed by this massive influx of energy, sealnar's face appeared strained, contorted... even enraged. in his waning moments of lucidity, sealnar made a final request to his fellow crewmembers: a quick and merciful death, before his mutated flesh could wreak havoc upon this special planet, and its many interesting facts. (from ig @ _arcticmen_)

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28,395 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

check the news, it's official: they got the green. it's barely even been an hour, and already our green reserves our critically low. just think: who will we go to for our salads? our healthy vegetable platters? our seasonally-relevant shamrock shakes? but most of all, think about the children: when the time comes that every boy or girl or whatever goes to color in a leafy tree, or a grassy field... which crayon will they reach for? i strongly encourage our government to go to war with whoever is responsible for this. you know what? we don't even need to know. just throw a dart at a world map and start picking fights with whoever it lands on. (from ig @ algaltechnology)

check the news, it's official: they got the green. it's barely even been an hour, and already our green reserves our critically low. just think: who will we go to for our salads? our healthy vegetable platters? our seasonally-relevant shamrock shakes? but most of all, think about the children: when the time comes that every boy or girl or whatever goes to color in a leafy tree, or a grassy field... which crayon will they reach for? i strongly encourage our government to go to war with whoever is responsible for this. you know what? we don't even need to know. just throw a dart at a world map and start picking fights with whoever it lands on. (from ig @ algaltechnology)

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34,224 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

ah, green buge! how pleasant to see you here, on my post-holiday staycation to france! yes, quite coincidental, heheh... what's that? you snuck into my luggage before i left? and you hitched a ride on my flight here... WITHOUT proper documentation?? green buge... do you know what this means? it means you've made me an accessory to unlawful entry! we could end up in jail... nay, worse! i've never been behind bars, green buge... but from what i hear, they don't take too kindly to people like you and i in there... (from ig @ afoxinwhippetcountry)

ah, green buge! how pleasant to see you here, on my post-holiday staycation to france! yes, quite coincidental, heheh... what's that? you snuck into my luggage before i left? and you hitched a ride on my flight here... WITHOUT proper documentation?? green buge... do you know what this means? it means you've made me an accessory to unlawful entry! we could end up in jail... nay, worse! i've never been behind bars, green buge... but from what i hear, they don't take too kindly to people like you and i in there... (from ig @ afoxinwhippetcountry)

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warning: this video may contain green bug happenings... viewer discrecion is adviced... what should you do in the event of a green bug attack? most would hide, seek shelter, or maybe curl up and cry; but for one woman, all she knew was to fight back. ms sandra funke, 36, uploaded the shocking footage you see here, shortly after waking up at the hospital. the post description states that she had begun filming shortly after the spetument first attacked; the video shows as the green bug, initially restrained, manages to break free and tackle her, before skittering off, likely to prepare for a second attack. funke states that this continued for several minutes before the green bug grew bored and left. funke went inside to call 911, passing out from injuries shortly thereafter. emergency crews arrived to the scene within minutes of her call. she remains in the hospital today, and is currently expected to make a full recovery. funke credits her survival to a set of bugjutsu classes she took last summer. while some of us may be as brave as ms funke, we strongly encourage everyone, regardless of combat readiness, to keep a green bug kit on their person at all times, and to avoid confrontation by keeping distance whenever possible. as always, make sure to remember SMACK: - S - stop the bug’s advance using a bucket, cage, mesh, or other bug-resistant container. - M - mute the bug’s distress signal. approved green bug kits are now required to contain a signal and noise blocking device with enough charge to last for 30 minutes or more. turn on your device and place it within 6 feet of the buge. - A - assess the situation. green bug hotlines are staffed and ready to take your call. - C - call for help. phone someone who can assist with containment procedures. - K - kill the bug. use evil weed from your buge kit. in a pinch, normal weed will tranquilize the spetument for a few minutes.

warning: this video may contain green bug happenings... viewer discrecion is adviced... what should you do in the event of a green bug attack? most would hide, seek shelter, or maybe curl up and cry; but for one woman, all she knew was to fight back. ms sandra funke, 36, uploaded the shocking footage you see here, shortly after waking up at the hospital. the post description states that she had begun filming shortly after the spetument first attacked; the video shows as the green bug, initially restrained, manages to break free and tackle her, before skittering off, likely to prepare for a second attack. funke states that this continued for several minutes before the green bug grew bored and left. funke went inside to call 911, passing out from injuries shortly thereafter. emergency crews arrived to the scene within minutes of her call. she remains in the hospital today, and is currently expected to make a full recovery. funke credits her survival to a set of bugjutsu classes she took last summer. while some of us may be as brave as ms funke, we strongly encourage everyone, regardless of combat readiness, to keep a green bug kit on their person at all times, and to avoid confrontation by keeping distance whenever possible. as always, make sure to remember SMACK: - S - stop the bug’s advance using a bucket, cage, mesh, or other bug-resistant container. - M - mute the bug’s distress signal. approved green bug kits are now required to contain a signal and noise blocking device with enough charge to last for 30 minutes or more. turn on your device and place it within 6 feet of the buge. - A - assess the situation. green bug hotlines are staffed and ready to take your call. - C - call for help. phone someone who can assist with containment procedures. - K - kill the bug. use evil weed from your buge kit. in a pinch, normal weed will tranquilize the spetument for a few minutes.

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25,726 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

did you know? a group of albatrosses is referred to as a "conversation." this nomenclature originates from 19th century dutch philologist cornelius pholio and his landmark work, "a comprehensive study of albatross linguistics." though his irreplicable inquiries were quickly forgotten by mainstream science, the work enjoyed a resurgence in the late 20th century as a piece of speculative fiction. but pholio's cultural footprint extends beyond mere trivia night dictionary words... if you've ever golfed, you may be familiar with pholio's influence! the word "albatross," used to refer to a score of three-under on a hole, originates from pholio's "triad theory," which states that all albatross vocabulary assumes a group of three or more conversational participants! (from ig @ melefaye2)

did you know? a group of albatrosses is referred to as a "conversation." this nomenclature originates from 19th century dutch philologist cornelius pholio and his landmark work, "a comprehensive study of albatross linguistics." though his irreplicable inquiries were quickly forgotten by mainstream science, the work enjoyed a resurgence in the late 20th century as a piece of speculative fiction. but pholio's cultural footprint extends beyond mere trivia night dictionary words... if you've ever golfed, you may be familiar with pholio's influence! the word "albatross," used to refer to a score of three-under on a hole, originates from pholio's "triad theory," which states that all albatross vocabulary assumes a group of three or more conversational participants! (from ig @ melefaye2)

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41,475 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

im so sorry everypony, but i have some shocking news. catnar's best friend, onionlad, has tragically passed away. per his requests, onionlad was chopped, diced, and cremated in oil on medium heat. catnar was the only friend in attendance, exempting the mortuary attendant, who considered onionlad a fellow of questionable morals.

im so sorry everypony, but i have some shocking news. catnar's best friend, onionlad, has tragically passed away. per his requests, onionlad was chopped, diced, and cremated in oil on medium heat. catnar was the only friend in attendance, exempting the mortuary attendant, who considered onionlad a fellow of questionable morals.

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26,864 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

green buge testing xer reverb-producing sensibilities here at the "massive concrete atrium" in central bugtopia.

green buge testing xer reverb-producing sensibilities here at the "massive concrete atrium" in central bugtopia.

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23,417 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

what would you do if you met an alien for the first time? some might scream... others still might flee in fear! me? well, um— funny you ask, but... i don't think that's a matter i'd feel comfortable discussing publicly. but i digress... one passenger aboard the sloppco-chartered "royal sloan" had such an opportunity, after discovering a mysterious looking craft aboard their luxury suite's auxiliary balcony! the video you see here was uploaded by an anonymous user, showing a teardrop-shaped craft floating effortlessly above the balcony railing, seemingly gazing out at the sea. the craft in question appears to be a surveillance drone; however, no seams, ports, or openings could be located along its exterior. could this be some sort of experimental military weapon? a hobbyist project? or... could this dingus be... extraterrestrial in origine...? hey, wait a second. i know this guy! that's no drone at all, that's my toodybird drinking buddy mike... mike!! hey, mike! it's been a minute, what's up with you? you doing ok? oh... he might just be in the dumps. don't tell him i told you, but i think his divorce has been really hard for him. if you guys see him around, tell him i said hi, okay? (from xhs - id 313259126)

what would you do if you met an alien for the first time? some might scream... others still might flee in fear! me? well, um— funny you ask, but... i don't think that's a matter i'd feel comfortable discussing publicly. but i digress... one passenger aboard the sloppco-chartered "royal sloan" had such an opportunity, after discovering a mysterious looking craft aboard their luxury suite's auxiliary balcony! the video you see here was uploaded by an anonymous user, showing a teardrop-shaped craft floating effortlessly above the balcony railing, seemingly gazing out at the sea. the craft in question appears to be a surveillance drone; however, no seams, ports, or openings could be located along its exterior. could this be some sort of experimental military weapon? a hobbyist project? or... could this dingus be... extraterrestrial in origine...? hey, wait a second. i know this guy! that's no drone at all, that's my toodybird drinking buddy mike... mike!! hey, mike! it's been a minute, what's up with you? you doing ok? oh... he might just be in the dumps. don't tell him i told you, but i think his divorce has been really hard for him. if you guys see him around, tell him i said hi, okay? (from xhs - id 313259126)

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10,232 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

oh owlbert, how i enjoy the times we spend together! i just wish you'd stop squealing at the top of your lungs when you're around me. (from ig @ smc1187)

oh owlbert, how i enjoy the times we spend together! i just wish you'd stop squealing at the top of your lungs when you're around me. (from ig @ smc1187)

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16,181 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад