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Award-winning Filmmaker & Author of 60+ books. Prev: Academic Visitor, @UniofOxford & @Cambridge_uni. Best Director — Newark Film Festival 2018. Opinions mine.

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Yesterday, I mentioned to my brother, Singaholic and his wife that I would need to go out today to get a new phone. As I was having lunch this afternoon, he returns with a new phone for me, worth over 2 million Naira and says it is for me and I ask why; he says it’s because I came to Australia to visit them and because I also always gift to people. My hands started shaking. They are shaking as I type this.

Yesterday, I mentioned to my brother, Singaholic and his wife that I would need to go out today to get a new phone. As I was having lunch this afternoon, he returns with a new phone for me, worth over 2 million Naira and says it is for me and I ask why; he says it’s because I came to Australia to visit them and because I also always gift to people. My hands started shaking. They are shaking as I type this.

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Help or support the poor at your peril. I studied Anthropology in university. I understand the psychology of the poor more than anything in my life. When I deal with someone from a poor family, I pay attention to their perspective on things and I already know the outcome. Their world revolves around money and gains and wants and never about the future.

Help or support the poor at your peril. I studied Anthropology in university. I understand the psychology of the poor more than anything in my life. When I deal with someone from a poor family, I pay attention to their perspective on things and I already know the outcome. Their world revolves around money and gains and wants and never about the future.

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I am not rich but I get to fly Business on Ethiopian Airlines - mostly, courtesy of the CEO. Remember, my first book is called The Abyssinian Boy and Abyssinia is the old name of Ethiopia.

I am not rich but I get to fly Business on Ethiopian Airlines - mostly, courtesy of the CEO. Remember, my first book is called The Abyssinian Boy and Abyssinia is the old name of Ethiopia.

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My nurse looks at me with pity. I am thankful to everyone that has checked in on me and those who have sent me money to pay my hospital bills.

My nurse looks at me with pity. I am thankful to everyone that has checked in on me and those who have sent me money to pay my hospital bills.

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😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭 Nobody understands South Africans more than me. 🤦‍♂️

😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭 Nobody understands South Africans more than me. 🤦‍♂️

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Here is a scene from my tv series, “Dogs of Mexico.” I did the casting for this series and for my next film, I know why I find using URGLY GRAMM🍃 in it, as I have shared the script with him and he loves the character I have for him. Looks, mannerisms and energy are the things I look out for in actors. Watch this short clip and you will agree with me.

Here is a scene from my tv series, “Dogs of Mexico.” I did the casting for this series and for my next film, I know why I find using URGLY GRAMM🍃 in it, as I have shared the script with him and he loves the character I have for him. Looks, mannerisms and energy are the things I look out for in actors. Watch this short clip and you will agree with me.

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These ‘things’ I worship? They take their time to go to war for me.

These ‘things’ I worship? They take their time to go to war for me.

75,466 views • 4 days ago

Women like this one should be locked up. And the man who fucked her.

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Women like this one should be locked up. And the man who fucked her.

450,437 views • 6 months ago

The Leaders of South Africa.

The Leaders of South Africa.

351,855 views • 5 months ago

Very dirty couple. Unfortunate children.

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Very dirty couple. Unfortunate children.

157,761 views • 2 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Children of Retards and Idiots. Gifts from God. Door Openers.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Children of Retards and Idiots. Gifts from God. Door Openers.

520,620 views • 10 months ago

How is his story not adding up? Here is a video of me at 16. I left home at 16. Went to India at 18 to write my first book. If you didn’t have the same experience, don’t count another’s as a lie. Reason I tell people to record everything.

How is his story not adding up? Here is a video of me at 16. I left home at 16. Went to India at 18 to write my first book. If you didn’t have the same experience, don’t count another’s as a lie. Reason I tell people to record everything.

248,118 views • 4 months ago

She and the husband were having sex in there? 😂😂😂😂😂

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She and the husband were having sex in there? 😂😂😂😂😂

181,477 views • 4 months ago

The most ungrateful poor people I have ever met, are the Okoyes. If you read my biography of Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, you would understand why it is necessary to avoid poor people. Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, died, carrying the PSquare project on her shoulders, like the burden that they are. See how easily and quickly they have erased Peace from their narrative. Wicked bastards. 😂

The most ungrateful poor people I have ever met, are the Okoyes. If you read my biography of Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, you would understand why it is necessary to avoid poor people. Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, died, carrying the PSquare project on her shoulders, like the burden that they are. See how easily and quickly they have erased Peace from their narrative. Wicked bastards. 😂

92,985 views • 2 months ago

They fuck more in places like this. Poor people can fuck!

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They fuck more in places like this. Poor people can fuck!

376,205 views • 1 year ago

Let me share the backstory. A Nigerian promised to ‘humble’ me, because he is wealthier than me. So, he was able to get EFCC officials to pick me and drive me from Lagos to Benin City in a Hilux and lock me up on a weekend. Fortunately, the soldier in charge of opening and locking the gate of my cell, said he knew me and that he was from Oguta. He asked me to use his phone and contact my people. That the only way I could get out, was Soyinka’s influence. I reached out to my elder brother and asked him to contact Professor Wole Soyinka and tell him where I was. Soyinka was away in Brazil but promised to call Magu. And he kept to his promise. Magu gave an order for me to be released. Here is the thing: the person that humbled me, lost money to EFCC. Because he gave them a lot of money to humble this Child of God. I came back to Lagos and went to thank Professor with that drink. You can hear me telling his PA I just got out of prison. The End.

Let me share the backstory. A Nigerian promised to ‘humble’ me, because he is wealthier than me. So, he was able to get EFCC officials to pick me and drive me from Lagos to Benin City in a Hilux and lock me up on a weekend. Fortunately, the soldier in charge of opening and locking the gate of my cell, said he knew me and that he was from Oguta. He asked me to use his phone and contact my people. That the only way I could get out, was Soyinka’s influence. I reached out to my elder brother and asked him to contact Professor Wole Soyinka and tell him where I was. Soyinka was away in Brazil but promised to call Magu. And he kept to his promise. Magu gave an order for me to be released. Here is the thing: the person that humbled me, lost money to EFCC. Because he gave them a lot of money to humble this Child of God. I came back to Lagos and went to thank Professor with that drink. You can hear me telling his PA I just got out of prison. The End.

150,335 views • 6 months ago

This class. If you are an anthropologist, you will agree that everything a poor man thinks about, is how to lie, cheat, kill, maim and gloat over people’s misfortune. They don’t make out time to better their lives. They have a defeatist mentality. They say the young man being hanged is friend of the others. They killed him. They accused him of stealing a phone. Coming close and staying close to the poor, is the easiest way to die. Avoid them.

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This class. If you are an anthropologist, you will agree that everything a poor man thinks about, is how to lie, cheat, kill, maim and gloat over people’s misfortune. They don’t make out time to better their lives. They have a defeatist mentality. They say the young man being hanged is friend of the others. They killed him. They accused him of stealing a phone. Coming close and staying close to the poor, is the easiest way to die. Avoid them.

65,210 views • 2 months ago

Nigerians are all mad.

Nigerians are all mad.

261,267 views • 1 year ago

I love this.

I love this.

78,142 views • 4 months ago

I have been bedbound for weeks now, unable to walk. I am washed up by sadness. With only my mother by my side, washing me, cleaning me up and feeding me, while I languish in pain, but this video just made me smile.

I have been bedbound for weeks now, unable to walk. I am washed up by sadness. With only my mother by my side, washing me, cleaning me up and feeding me, while I languish in pain, but this video just made me smile.

131,425 views • 9 months ago

Only in Japan. This is a bus driver I filmed this morning.

Only in Japan. This is a bus driver I filmed this morning.

93,424 views • 6 months ago

I don’t inherit people’s enemies because nobody will do that for me.

I don’t inherit people’s enemies because nobody will do that for me.

300,227 views • 2 years ago

Hello, folks! Teddy A and BamBam are still together. Nothing has happened to their marriage. This coming together took me to Dubai to witness and it was the last wedding I attended. I chat with this family every day, when I get the time. Stop spreading lies.

Hello, folks! Teddy A and BamBam are still together. Nothing has happened to their marriage. This coming together took me to Dubai to witness and it was the last wedding I attended. I chat with this family every day, when I get the time. Stop spreading lies.

103,066 views • 8 months ago

I have travelled to more than 80 countries and I also know where you can find people. Do you know the number of South African citizens who are into prostitution in South Korea and claim they teach English? Imagine a South African teaching you English! 😂😂😂😂 Go check their young people in Seoul. They also end up on the cocks of Nigerian men. South Africans enjoy sex with Nigerians.

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I have travelled to more than 80 countries and I also know where you can find people. Do you know the number of South African citizens who are into prostitution in South Korea and claim they teach English? Imagine a South African teaching you English! 😂😂😂😂 Go check their young people in Seoul. They also end up on the cocks of Nigerian men. South Africans enjoy sex with Nigerians.

74,476 views • 6 months ago

Hear, hear! I have never visited Professor Wole Soyinka empty-handed. Also, I send him a goat every Christmas Eve. He has also written about it in one of his recent books. When I had surgery recently, he was the one who generously paid for my surgery. Stop visiting people without gifts. If you don’t have any gift, stay home!

Hear, hear! I have never visited Professor Wole Soyinka empty-handed. Also, I send him a goat every Christmas Eve. He has also written about it in one of his recent books. When I had surgery recently, he was the one who generously paid for my surgery. Stop visiting people without gifts. If you don’t have any gift, stay home!

73,524 views • 6 months ago