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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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Evening’s started.

Evening’s started.

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Join us tonight on #CelebrityJeopardy Join. Us.

Join us tonight on #CelebrityJeopardy Join. Us.

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FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

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CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

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My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

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Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

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I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

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The hardest "no" RSVP of my life

The hardest "no" RSVP of my life

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A little friendly competition never hurt

A little friendly competition never hurt

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Anyone else remember M.O.D.O.K.?

Anyone else remember M.O.D.O.K.?

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Walking it back is an art.

Walking it back is an art.

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What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

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Biblical times were a nightmare

Biblical times were a nightmare

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I LOVE MY DAD is streaming on Netflix today!!! It’s a VERY funny movie with some truly bonkers moments. You’ll laugh. You’ll scream. Enjoy this sneaky video as proof.

I LOVE MY DAD is streaming on Netflix today!!! It’s a VERY funny movie with some truly bonkers moments. You’ll laugh. You’ll scream. Enjoy this sneaky video as proof.

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Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

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Let's all set our phones on fire

Let's all set our phones on fire

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No more wisdom rock

No more wisdom rock

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"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

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Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a perfect movie.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a perfect movie.

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Widow’s Bay is the best show on TV right now.

Widow’s Bay is the best show on TV right now.

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POSTER REVEAL! My October tour art is by the incredible Mike Holmes. He rocks. Santa Fe, Mesa, and Tucson, see you soon. Tickets at

POSTER REVEAL! My October tour art is by the incredible Mike Holmes. He rocks. Santa Fe, Mesa, and Tucson, see you soon. Tickets at

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Robin Williams would have been 75 today. I’m so grateful for the time we had with him. Be a seeker.

Robin Williams would have been 75 today. I’m so grateful for the time we had with him. Be a seeker.

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Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

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We discovered a new cryptid

We discovered a new cryptid

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Thank God for tenure

Thank God for tenure

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Pick your battles wisely today.

Pick your battles wisely today.

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It's a whole new world out there

It's a whole new world out there

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