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Patton Oswalt

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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

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Evening’s started.

Evening’s started.

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My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

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FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

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Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

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I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

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I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

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Pick your battles wisely today.

Pick your battles wisely today.

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Failing is part of the process

Failing is part of the process

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Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

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What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

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No more wisdom rock

No more wisdom rock

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Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

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"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

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Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

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Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

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May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

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She knew exactly which card to play

She knew exactly which card to play

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Do your civic duty. It's incredibly entertaining.

Do your civic duty. It's incredibly entertaining.

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Catholic mass is hardcore. My new special is out today on YouTube! Watch at the link below at 2 pm PT.

Catholic mass is hardcore. My new special is out today on YouTube! Watch at the link below at 2 pm PT.

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I would give anything to be this carefree

I would give anything to be this carefree

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My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

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It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.

It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.

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In politics, one wrong step and you're done

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

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Jane Austen would have loved doomscrolling.

Jane Austen would have loved doomscrolling.

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I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

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