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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

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Evening’s started.

Evening’s started.

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FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

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Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

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I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

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Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

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It’s just how bullies operate.

It’s just how bullies operate.

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No more wisdom rock

No more wisdom rock

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May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

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What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

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"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

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Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

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GO SEE ‘I LOVE BOOSTERS’ IN THEATERS. Boots Riley is a genius.

GO SEE ‘I LOVE BOOSTERS’ IN THEATERS. Boots Riley is a genius.

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I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

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My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

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Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

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In politics, one wrong step and you're done

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

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Listen, internet!!!

Listen, internet!!!

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Thank you for your service, lady

Thank you for your service, lady

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Found my apocalypse hideout

Found my apocalypse hideout

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Trump ruined comedy.

Trump ruined comedy.

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I would pay to see these photos

I would pay to see these photos

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PR nightmare

PR nightmare

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There’s nothing like a perfect poster. Check out my new June show poster by missmonster and support her art at You can grab your tickets to my tour at

There’s nothing like a perfect poster. Check out my new June show poster by missmonster and support her art at You can grab your tickets to my tour at

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