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Patton Oswalt

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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

Shorts

CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

26,969 views

Evening’s started.

Evening’s started.

200,501 views

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

29,149 views

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

195,439 views

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

62,289 views

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

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I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

57,515 views • 6 days ago

Pick your battles wisely today.

Pick your battles wisely today.

121,334 views • 16 days ago

Failing is part of the process

Failing is part of the process

43,955 views • 10 days ago

Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

80,250 views • 22 days ago

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

2,211,824 views • 1 year ago

No more wisdom rock

No more wisdom rock

375,545 views • 4 months ago

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

1,681,930 views • 1 year ago

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

419,627 views • 6 months ago

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

128,685 views • 2 months ago

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

876,520 views • 1 year ago

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

118,912 views • 2 months ago

She knew exactly which card to play

She knew exactly which card to play

48,332 views • 29 days ago

Do your civic duty. It's incredibly entertaining.

Do your civic duty. It's incredibly entertaining.

46,224 views • 28 days ago

Catholic mass is hardcore. My new special is out today on YouTube! Watch at the link below at 2 pm PT.

Catholic mass is hardcore. My new special is out today on YouTube! Watch at the link below at 2 pm PT.

62,974 views • 1 month ago

I would give anything to be this carefree

I would give anything to be this carefree

57,422 views • 1 month ago

My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

My cat can keep her paranormal experiences to herself

102,551 views • 2 months ago

It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.

It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.

38,848 views • 1 month ago

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

211,455 views • 6 months ago

Jane Austen would have loved doomscrolling.

Jane Austen would have loved doomscrolling.

45,173 views • 1 month ago

I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

I guess we’re doing this again. From my 2022 special We All Scream.

70,737 views • 2 months ago