Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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We are a party that doesn't believe in equality of outcome, that we should all be treated the same. That's called socialism. We don't buy that.

I'm a strong leader and I refute the comments on social media that I hid behind Mark Mitchell when our new policy was exposed as one this useless Labour government has already introduced. And saying "Kelvin Davis" is a nervous tic I have developed, which is a personal matter I won't be discussing.

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What I'd just say to you Tama, I mean Tova, how many Maori National Party MPs do we have in cabinet you ask. It's a number. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

What I'd just say to you is, that damn #StraightUpMcAnulty is Bish's kryptonite. I might have to take him on myself. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #NZpol

How refreshing is it to hear a pakeha committed to honouring NZ's most important contract. Kieran McAnulty takes Tame's relentlessly obsessive racist white boy attempted gotcha questions &amp; shoves them right back at Jack where the sun don't shine.

Everyone needs to have a laugh &amp; who better to laugh at than... Grumpy Trumpy Felon from Jamaica in Queens! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody

What I'd just say to you is, to help kickstart the economy we've just launched a new tourism ad. Enjoy Part 1 #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, I really thought me saying the Treaty Principles bill was Labour's fault was 3d chess level genius. Unfortunately #SlimySimeon used my line in front of McAnulty. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruption

#LyinLuxon displaying why he's the flip-flopping champion of the world. Share this far &amp; wide. If anyone still thinks this clown has any clue about anything after watching this, they are beyond help. #NutPartyClownShow

What I'd just say to you is, we're not going to tell you who teachers can compare themselves to achieve pay equity under our new regime, because there's no one. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCunts #RobWomentoEnrichLandlords #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, #NicolaMustResign might not be aware of much, but she does know a joke when she's working under one. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, I'm removing the Proud Boys from the terrorist list against the advice of the Police &amp; NZ's security orgs because it's a scientific fact that white supremacist gangs are a lot less harmful than ones of colour. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfRacists #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places. #LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol

I am not out of my depth. Taking the old Air Force planes to China is unacceptable. We should be traveling commercial or taking a charter. It's only 81 people and we don't have to worry about comms security in China.

What I'd just say to you is, I agree with the majority of NZers who wish we could go back to the good old days of keeping sport out of politics by not taking Maori players to Sth Africa &amp; having National Party PMs texting ABs for their support. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruption

Not joking, you must watch this!!! Thanks to Mihingarangi Forbes, this will be the best thing you watch today. NZ Army Band cover "35" by Ka Hao with Rob Rua.

What I'd just say to you Duncan is, I'd prefer if you left the social media vids to me from now on. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver

Tova asked #LyinLuxon why people don't trust him. It didn't go well.

I put it to you, I went on Waatea &amp; had a great time talking down to Claudette abt how disappointing she's been. I got stuck into lazy Maoris for not waking up &amp; taking their kids to school &amp; lied we're getting great results with a program we haven't rolled out yet. #LyinLuxon

What I'd just say to you is, I'm very disappointed in Chris Bishop getting caught telling the truth about how many social houses my Coalition is responsible for. #LyinLuxon

I want every Kiwi kid, whose parents can afford to send them to St Kents, to have what I had, to get 5 rentals AND tax breaks &amp; a wife they can hide behind &amp; say they bought the Teslas &amp; got the subsidy twice.

How refreshing is it to hear a pakeha committed to honouring NZ's most important contract. Kieran McAnulty takes Tame's relentlessly obsessive racist white boy attempted gotcha questions & shoves them right back at Jack where the sun don't shine.

Everyone needs to have a laugh & who better to laugh at than... Grumpy Trumpy Felon from Jamaica in Queens! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody

#LyinLuxon displaying why he's the flip-flopping champion of the world. Share this far & wide. If anyone still thinks this clown has any clue about anything after watching this, they are beyond help. #NutPartyClownShow

What I'd just say to you is, I'm removing the Proud Boys from the terrorist list against the advice of the Police & NZ's security orgs because it's a scientific fact that white supremacist gangs are a lot less harmful than ones of colour. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfRacists #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, I agree with the majority of NZers who wish we could go back to the good old days of keeping sport out of politics by not taking Maori players to Sth Africa & having National Party PMs texting ABs for their support. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruption

I put it to you, I went on Waatea & had a great time talking down to Claudette abt how disappointing she's been. I got stuck into lazy Maoris for not waking up & taking their kids to school & lied we're getting great results with a program we haven't rolled out yet. #LyinLuxon

I want every Kiwi kid, whose parents can afford to send them to St Kents, to have what I had, to get 5 rentals AND tax breaks & a wife they can hide behind & say they bought the Teslas & got the subsidy twice.