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Young people have had enough of this.

Young people have had enough of this.

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๐Ÿ”ฅCRIMINAL MELBOURNE: A man has been detained after allegedly wielding a machete inside Highpoint Shopping Centre in Melbourneโ€™s west. Jacinta Allan please explain.

๐Ÿ”ฅCRIMINAL MELBOURNE: A man has been detained after allegedly wielding a machete inside Highpoint Shopping Centre in Melbourneโ€™s west. Jacinta Allan please explain.

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"Am I the only one wishing that he'd sneak in and...kidnap Albo?"

"Am I the only one wishing that he'd sneak in and...kidnap Albo?"

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๐Ÿ”ฅRegistered Nurse 11.5 years exposes alleged cheating and conniving behaviour & calls out "Indian Climbing". Says there are Indian networks selling the test answers to the interviews online. "..they take bribes and l hope someone from NSW Health finds this and investigates it.."
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๐Ÿ”ฅRegistered Nurse 11.5 years exposes alleged cheating and conniving behaviour & calls out "Indian Climbing". Says there are Indian networks selling the test answers to the interviews online. "..they take bribes and l hope someone from NSW Health finds this and investigates it.."

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367,513 views โ€ข 14 days ago

I think I'm nearly done with Melbourne also ๐Ÿ˜…
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I think I'm nearly done with Melbourne also ๐Ÿ˜…

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52,765 views โ€ข 8 days ago

"I'm selling my property back in Australia and moving all my funds to the UAE." The UAE removed the 750K AED ($293K AUD) threshold that you needed for a 2 yr visa *50-60% loan for non residents with Aussie address. Pay zero tax on your rental income in the UAE
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"I'm selling my property back in Australia and moving all my funds to the UAE." The UAE removed the 750K AED ($293K AUD) threshold that you needed for a 2 yr visa *50-60% loan for non residents with Aussie address. Pay zero tax on your rental income in the UAE

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27,375 views โ€ข 7 days ago

These things are deadly and are going to take over every city.
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These things are deadly and are going to take over every city.

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16,914 views โ€ข 4 days ago

They don't want you to own anything. If you invest in stocks in Australia, high income earners could expect to pay up to 47% tax, even children with stocks in their name can expect a 30% tax bill when sold at profit.
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They don't want you to own anything. If you invest in stocks in Australia, high income earners could expect to pay up to 47% tax, even children with stocks in their name can expect a 30% tax bill when sold at profit.

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39,397 views โ€ข 22 days ago

Young people are sick and tired of Nanny state ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ.
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Young people are sick and tired of Nanny state ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ.

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323,261 views โ€ข 7 months ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ Jacinta Allans Government wants you thrown in Jail for unpaid parking fines whilst allowing migrant machete criminals commit home invasions and convenience store heists go free on bail.
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๐Ÿ”ฅ Jacinta Allans Government wants you thrown in Jail for unpaid parking fines whilst allowing migrant machete criminals commit home invasions and convenience store heists go free on bail.

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36,399 views โ€ข 21 days ago

"..Once you get out of Australia you feel the weight come off your shoulders because there's not someone trying to pin you, fine you, gouge you everywhere you turn here in Indonesia.."
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"..Once you get out of Australia you feel the weight come off your shoulders because there's not someone trying to pin you, fine you, gouge you everywhere you turn here in Indonesia.."

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19,011 views โ€ข 13 days ago

Young people have had enough and are leaving Australia.
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Young people have had enough and are leaving Australia.

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270,596 views โ€ข 8 months ago

People are furious with Australian supermarket prices.
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People are furious with Australian supermarket prices.

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200,112 views โ€ข 7 months ago

If you want to buy or sell a property in Australia expect this.
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If you want to buy or sell a property in Australia expect this.

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60,717 views โ€ข 2 months ago

EXPERTS to propose a new tax on empty bedrooms. THIS is ludicrous!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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EXPERTS to propose a new tax on empty bedrooms. THIS is ludicrous!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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222,331 views โ€ข 11 months ago

"I'm done...l have my plan to leave the country..." Australia has become a dangerous trap.
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"I'm done...l have my plan to leave the country..." Australia has become a dangerous trap.

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39,599 views โ€ข 1 month ago

Melbourne has been invaded.
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Melbourne has been invaded.

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178,693 views โ€ข 10 months ago

Who's got that much conversation in them?
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Who's got that much conversation in them?

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127,471 views โ€ข 7 months ago

This used to be the best country in the world.
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This used to be the best country in the world.

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119,777 views โ€ข 7 months ago

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS. DO NOT HAND in anything. 940,000 gun owners nationwide need to turn up on the streets tomorrow.
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WE ARE NOT DOING THIS. DO NOT HAND in anything. 940,000 gun owners nationwide need to turn up on the streets tomorrow.

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122,951 views โ€ข 7 months ago

Young people are pushing back against Albanese's Nanny state tyranny rolling out across Australia.
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Young people are pushing back against Albanese's Nanny state tyranny rolling out across Australia.

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108,302 views โ€ข 7 months ago

Good morning from Bali, while the Australian Government is scamming Aussies on fuel prices, petrol is around 15k per litre $1.25AUD. Me walking from my budget hotel to enjoy breakfast at $4.24AUD.
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Good morning from Bali, while the Australian Government is scamming Aussies on fuel prices, petrol is around 15k per litre $1.25AUD. Me walking from my budget hotel to enjoy breakfast at $4.24AUD.

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52,667 views โ€ข 3 months ago

Reportedly Google has started scanning and analyzing emails in Gmail using AI, this has been automatically enabled for all users. People should disable this feature now.
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Reportedly Google has started scanning and analyzing emails in Gmail using AI, this has been automatically enabled for all users. People should disable this feature now.

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96,977 views โ€ข 7 months ago