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Pope Francis settled the debate a while ago
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I'm sure he'd love it
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"Strikes? War? On my day off? Get out with this nonsense."
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It feels incredibly wrong that Germany, the country renowned for its autistic engineering prowess, has neither nuclear weapons nor nuclear energy. Like a bee without a hive to labor in.
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Guys, we can do it too
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"European museums be like: Jesus Jesus Jesus A bowl of fruit Jesus"
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Is this accurate?
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We're detecting activity at the Vatican missile site
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The secret footage was leaked by a top-ranking official
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They did the meme
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Beauty matters
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The post misses two important points: 1. No one cares 2. It's funny
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The mighty Franks
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Every knee shall bow
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Not sure what they mean by saving humanity once more, but the aura is commendable