Kristi Yamaguccimane

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new vocal stim dropped

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Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

New funniest thing he’s ever said just dropped:

RIP Walker Texas Ranger

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the “yeah babe I’m fine, no seriously I’m good” then walked around the corner to stifle my crying

they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

I’ve watched this 200 times

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Every time I think I’m done he pulls me back in one last time

Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:

Twee Harvey Oswald might’ve had the worst plan of all time. Respect.

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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim

Catastrophic success: gas station worker in Finland accidentally set the price to .014 EURO per liter and this dude scored 1000 liters of it

This rules actually

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

American mind can’t comprehend

This makes me feel like I’m doing whippits:

the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

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“Bitch I need head, I need neck, I need Kirk” lmao

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One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.

Gm let’s get this paper

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Me: this THC drink ain’t shit Me, 15 seconds later:

If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time

Gm let’s get this paper

I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if there’s grain in it.

spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

The warehouse guys were not prepared for Braeden from sales

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.

“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

I don’t know why this got me so good

oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

Fellas, whatever you do is gonna end up on TikTok so don’t do it. This guy’s wife showed up in the comments and people started digging. It’s actually her and that’s them in the profile pic lol.

“What did you say?” My wife asks me “Oh nothing,” I respond “All my haters woke all my haters woke” I whisper to myself

This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.