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I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

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23,020,347 views • 3 years ago

Wait for it…
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Wait for it…

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6,928,475 views • 2 years ago

This. Is. Heartbreaking.
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This. Is. Heartbreaking.

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1,945,197 views • 2 years ago

I can’t wait for the second date! 😍
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I can’t wait for the second date! 😍

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2,187,739 views • 2 years ago

Apparently it’s ✨wellness✨ to do handstands with coffee up your ass now.
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Apparently it’s ✨wellness✨ to do handstands with coffee up your ass now.

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1,674,470 views • 2 years ago

I’m learning how to become a wellness influencer 🐍 Here’s my first class.
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I’m learning how to become a wellness influencer 🐍 Here’s my first class.

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536,365 views • 3 years ago

Spotted: Two men talking about how women don’t need to bleed on their periods because blood is dirty. cc: Jennifer Gunter The worst part? 👇🏻🧵
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Spotted: Two men talking about how women don’t need to bleed on their periods because blood is dirty. cc: Jennifer Gunter The worst part? 👇🏻🧵

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354,373 views • 2 years ago

The predictability of “guy who brands himself as never dying now sells supplements” hurts my entire body.
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The predictability of “guy who brands himself as never dying now sells supplements” hurts my entire body.

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251,793 views • 2 years ago

Before alkalizing greens were invented you had to shove so much kale up your 🍑. Not anymore.
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Before alkalizing greens were invented you had to shove so much kale up your 🍑. Not anymore.

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263,850 views • 2 years ago

I cannot emphasize enough that this is not satire.
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I cannot emphasize enough that this is not satire.

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238,571 views • 3 years ago

Welcome to mental gymnastics practice 🤸🏻‍♀️
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Welcome to mental gymnastics practice 🤸🏻‍♀️

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146,141 views • 3 years ago

I guess the bro science/ masculinity coaches are just saying the quiet part out loud now? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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I guess the bro science/ masculinity coaches are just saying the quiet part out loud now? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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83,673 views • 3 years ago

Tell me you’re a wellness influencer who has buried the idea of social determinants of health without telling me.
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Tell me you’re a wellness influencer who has buried the idea of social determinants of health without telling me.

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73,413 views • 2 years ago

✨Wellness✨ is on its way to ruining coffee for me and I’ll never forgive them for it. *slowly sips oat milk latte because it’s one of the best parts of my day*
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✨Wellness✨ is on its way to ruining coffee for me and I’ll never forgive them for it. *slowly sips oat milk latte because it’s one of the best parts of my day*

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71,615 views • 2 years ago

The way my gag gagged.
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The way my gag gagged.

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47,490 views • 1 year ago

I have only slept with vaccinated men the last 2 years. My hair is shinier, I’ve seen more cute puppies, and I got a job promotion. This is your friendly reminder that correlation ≠ causation. Also I don’t think this “friend” exists.
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I have only slept with vaccinated men the last 2 years. My hair is shinier, I’ve seen more cute puppies, and I got a job promotion. This is your friendly reminder that correlation ≠ causation. Also I don’t think this “friend” exists.

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56,230 views • 3 years ago

Imagine walking around with a shirt on that says “HEALTHY”… like, good for you? Also they say they don’t drink out of plastic but then almost every other “healthy” option is packaged in plastic.
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Imagine walking around with a shirt on that says “HEALTHY”… like, good for you? Also they say they don’t drink out of plastic but then almost every other “healthy” option is packaged in plastic.

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36,540 views • 2 years ago

Do conspiracy folk think everyone died of old age before the vaccines??
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Do conspiracy folk think everyone died of old age before the vaccines??

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34,778 views • 3 years ago

I did it I found THE WORST wellness take. “It’s not about identity it’s about health”. Get fucked.
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I did it I found THE WORST wellness take. “It’s not about identity it’s about health”. Get fucked.

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22,631 views • 1 year ago