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This is #MeghanMarkleâs serious and somber act. The âIâm very subdued and scandalized so donât ask me hard questions because my faux moral outrage and shocked state is causing fragility and I simply CANNOT be held accountable for the things I have and have not doneâ vibe. #MeghanMarkleKnew #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle đ360,082 views âą 4 days ago

Excuse me who the FAWK is she talking to? #MeghanMarkle once again, having a conversation with herself. She does this often and itâs never any less weird every time. She looks confused & awkward, and pretending to be in a non existent conversation makes her look crazy. #MeghanMarkleKnew #HarryAndMeghanInBrussels #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed đ„: Ms_WouldđŠđș
Princess CarParkle đ63,197 views âą 4 days ago

Idk if #MeghanMarkle is manic or zooted or what, but this blond lady has NO TIME for her and I LOVE it. Sheâs trying to explain the order in which you fill the bags and holding out a bag for the Douchess to take, but the Douchess is hyper and asking dumb questions-this LEGEND snaps the bag at her like âTAKE ITâ and itâs the best thing Iâve seen all day. Markle is too busy trying to be cute and loud and look at me but Legend has no time, sheâs got hungry people to feed. Itâs glorious. #PrivateCitizenMeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ327,430 views âą 28 days ago

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something Iâve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle đ2,437,074 views âą 9 months ago

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. Sheâs giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle đ6,014,183 views âą 1 year ago

Letâs not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But sheâs a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle đ8,425,125 views âą 2 years ago

Today, in an effort to distract from the Omani State Visit, #PrivateCitizenHarry drops an interview with GQ and addresses the issues with his father and brother. He says that not everyone wants yo work things out, but HE does-implying that #PrinceWilliam has no interest. Can you BLAME him? Sometimes reconciliation isnât possible-especially when you havenât changed the behavior that caused the problem in the first place. Harry is manipulating the press to convey messages to his brother and itâs pitiful. Harry? STFU. The rest of the interview is my mum this my mum that, I didnât cry, blah blah wash rinse repeat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle
Princess CarParkle đ167,734 views âą 25 days ago

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghanâs faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her âeverything is FINEâ fake smile plastered on her face-itâs just perfection đ
Princess CarParkle đ4,315,035 views âą 1 year ago

Another CRINGE behind the scenes from the Temu Royals Fakegagement-#MeghanMarkle is over the top, climbing all over the women in the kitchen-itâs just SO extra and try hard, SO inauthentic and forced. Like girl, RE-LAX. Sheâs like a hyper puppy looking for attention. She full body hugs anyone who will stay still long enough-and for someone SO worried about security thatâs weird. Itâs just weird period-I know she thinks that being overly tactile translates into relatability and she wants being a hugger to be her brand, but it makes her look desperate and awkward. Itâs too much and just reads phony. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle đ124,348 views âą 28 days ago

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicolaâs body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle đ1,127,324 views âą 9 months ago

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-thatâs because heâs likely already seen them earlier in the day. You donât curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle đ569,874 views âą 5 months ago

Itâs hard to ignore #MeghanMarkleâs expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical đ) but she perks right up talking about Liliâs âblue blue eyesâ and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what weâve seen of either child they donât look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle đ1,840,725 views âą 1 year ago

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aideâs hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all sheâs focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle đ1,891,891 views âą 1 year ago

#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenieâs wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away âis she pregnant?â because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenieâs wedding. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ285,277 views âą 2 months ago

Your girl #MeghanMarkle was PISSED-#PrivateCitizenHarry kissed a young, attractive woman hello, and not only did he get a death glare from The Wife with some jaw clenching and lip licking, she- REFUSED to look at this poor girl who was merely being polite. How insecure and rude of the Douchess. But she was MAD đ€Ł#HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ104,221 views âą 29 days ago

Iâm just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but yâall can just let the comments rip. I got nothinâ. đđđđ this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I donât think itâs going to do what they think itâs going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,505,162 views âą 1 year ago

Iâve never seen a future bride hate her engagement ring as much as #MeghanMarkle hated hers. Iâm not sure if she figured since Harry is a Prince sheâd get an egg sized diamond but thatâs not done in the Royal Family. Itâs really not that much bigger than her first one-Trevorâs was a 3 carat cushion cut, and Harryâs has a 3 carat center stone. Sheâs got the added side diamonds with Harryâs, thatâs it. She sees Catherineâs 12 carat sapphire and Iâm SURE was seething. But-even Queen Elizabethâs engagement ring was 3 carats. Queen Camillaâs is 5 carats, but itâs an heirloom from the Queen Mother-the Royal Family isnât about spending millions on ostentatious engagement rings much to Markleâs dismay. She couldnât hide her revulsion and disappointment. âAnd he designed itâ in the phoniest voice ever đ Nothing about it is iconic-not like #PrincessCatherineâs which is probably the most famous ring in the world. #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,280,999 views âą 1 year ago

#MeghanMarkle posting a back of the head video of the 2 children but STILL finds a way to make it about the girl child and dismiss the boy. She uses the song âMy Girlâ. The lengths she goes to in showing her favoritism are crazy work. #HarryandMeghan #PrivateCitizensHarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleParentFail
Princess CarParkle đ90,411 views âą 1 month ago