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#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenieās wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away āis she pregnant?ā because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenieās wedding. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š285,277 views ā¢ 20 days ago
Itās a good time for a #MeghanMarkle mask slip, doncha think? Here we are on April 14, 2026 in Melbourne, Australia at the Royal Childrenās Hospital. Harry is talking to a parent, having an animated conversation. The Douchess clocks that heās talking to a :gasp: female, so of course slithers over to insert herself and pee on her territory. Sarah Fosmo, their āChief of Staffā, places her hand on Harryās back to get his attention. Well, the Douchess does NOT APPRECIATE THAT. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š100,292 views ā¢ 7 days ago
I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something Iāve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle š2,436,118 views ā¢ 7 months ago
Hereās a fun blast from the past. Nov 18, 2018 #HarryandMeghan attended the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium. The Douchess wore a $1,149 Safiyaa bustier top (she āaddedā straps) and $1,010 fishtail skirt. Iād think London in November is chilly at night but what do I know. Thatās not the best part tho. Itās the itchy crotch for me. Scratching your pooter on a global stage is a choice. She wasnāt even sneaky about it-nor was she sneaky about scratching the itch in Jamaica at the Inskip wedding. Listen, I get it. We get itches. But use your clutch as a shield? Use the table as cover? Or donāt. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š150,713 views ā¢ 17 days ago
Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. Sheās giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š6,014,183 views ā¢ 1 year ago
Letās not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But sheās a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle š8,424,087 views ā¢ 2 years ago
I find this interaction so fascinating-#MeghanMarkle is acting and not very well, as usual. Do I think she was nervous having to face the Walesā after her antics? Yes. But the whole fawn response-acting meek, subservient, unsure, mimicking William and Catherine with the unsure waving-itās actually ridiculous. This was calculated for sympathy and to appear as tho they were these big scary bullies and she was just trying to pay her respects with her husband. We didnāt see this behavior at Westminster or on the day of the funeral-we saw her do a dramatic deep curtsey, even moreso than the Queens own daughter-we saw her playing the role of stoic mourner on funeral day. This whole event was nothing but an acting role. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š83,026 views ā¢ 12 days ago
A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-thatās because heās likely already seen them earlier in the day. You donāt curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle š569,874 views ā¢ 2 months ago
This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghanās faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her āeverything is FINEā fake smile plastered on her face-itās just perfection š
Princess CarParkle š4,315,035 views ā¢ 1 year ago
This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoriaās Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing āHi Lizzie!āat seeing Lizzie-but itās so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when youāre no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š122,520 views ā¢ 22 days ago
One of the first Red Flags. A little boy walks up to #HarryandMeghan, obviously wanting to talk to/meet Harry who doesnāt see him. You know who does see him? #MeghanMarkle. She promptly ignores and turns her back on him-another young kid walks up and is standing next to her-her body language isā¦less than receptive. Idk if it was children that she found so irritating or Harryās attention being diverted-but she was a jerk even then. #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š221,263 views ā¢ 1 month ago
#MeghanMarkle was interviewed on Oct 1, 2019 in Johannesburg South Africa. There are a few notable things about this- ā¢She actually says āHarryā, not āmy husbandā or āHā. ā¢the āfireā in Archieās nursery had occurred Sept 23, over a week prior, yet she gushes about how wonderful everyone has been about working around Archie. ā¢she never really answers anything. A lot of filler words and nothing burgers. ā¢she talks a lot, but offers nothing substantial. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š141,536 views ā¢ 28 days ago
At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicolaās body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle š1,126,823 views ā¢ 7 months ago
Remember back in Dec 2017, when #MeghanMarkle attended her first Christmas service at Sandringham with the Royal Family during her engagement (Catherine, Sarah, Sophie & Diana didnāt have their first public Christmas until AFTER their weddings-but Markle didnāt get special treatment) and could NOT keep her eyes and attention off of #PrinceWilliam-even ignoring Harry as he tried speaking to her. He noticed it too. Sheās looking up at William like a lovesick teenager in a poop hat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle š191,878 views ā¢ 1 month ago
Oct 2018 Fraser Island, Australia. #MeghanMarkle thought wearing this $218 dress from Reformation was appropriate-but damn was she wrong. The first issue was the fact it was see-thru. If she insisted on wearing it, she should have had it lined. Second issue? The thigh high slit. She fought with it almost the whole time, having to hold it closed. Third issue was the spaghetti straps. Way way way too casual and revealing for a Duchess on a Royal Engagement on behalf of the Queen. Iām sure she didnāt mind the Diana cosplay with the see thru skirt, except she was almost 20 years older than barely 19 year old Diana and knew better. Thatās a dress you wear to a backyard picnic. Or a pool party. She looked uncomfortable and awkward and it was a terrible choice. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š154,532 views ā¢ 1 month ago
I feel like this is deja vue-havenāt we seen this before? A woman speaks before #MeghanMarkle wants her to and sheās given the Evil Look of Death? I mean, this isnāt her mom but she still got a version. This lucky recipient of the Markle Dagger is Lucy Turnbull, wife of the Prime Minister of Australia until 2018. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully
Princess CarParkle š194,469 views ā¢ 1 month ago
#MeghanMarkle tries twice to herd/direct Harry to sign the book-he ignores her both times but pays attention to the guy directing him. She gets impatient with him for screwing around before signing/joking with the blond woman, messing around with the book and kidding around with the guy-sheās not amused. She takes the pen while moving Aitch out of the way with her body and signs her name with the usual dramatic flourish, Harry comments on it which she doesnāt appear to appreciate. You really notice all of the passive aggression and annoyance. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle š99,306 views ā¢ 23 days ago