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Sugar Free, no Markle for me. Not my job to coddle people. Email [email protected] #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle
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OOO Spike Lee is NOT an Aitch fan-what an awkward and hostile interaction. Lee says something to Harry, Harry goes to shake his hand, Lee dodges the shake and points at him-Harry puts his hand on Leeâs stomach (??) and eventually grabs his hand to shake it, but Lee is NOT happy and looks to be almost yelling at Harry as Harry makes a quick exit. What was THAT about? Iâd love to have been a fly on the wall đ€Łđ€Ł #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #TheDoucheofSussex #HarryIsALoser
Princess CarParkle đ133,769 Aufrufe âą vor 14 Stunden

#MeghanMarkle couldnât hide her disdain for her engagement ring, even with her superior acting skillzz. She expected something comparable to Catherineâs 12 carat sapphire in 18k white gold, surrounded by 14 round cut diamonds totaling 2 carats. She got a basic, 3 carat cushion cut stone that looks occluded or cloudy (unless itâs just always filthy) and the side stones .75 carats each. She has friends married to regular guys with bigger rings-I have NO doubt that she expected a ROCK marrying a British Prince, son of the future King. She likely assumed the Queen would throw all sorts of huge gems at him for her ring, but she assumed wrong. Even Queen Elizabethâs engagement ring was 3 carats. You have to keep it tasteful, not ostentatious as a Royal with engagement rings which was part of the reason Dianaâs was frowned on-the other was that it wasnât custom. Watch her expressions and micro expressions and tell me how much she loved that ring. Not to mention sheâs altered it 3 times, maybe 4. #MeghanMarkleExposed #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle đ133,720 Aufrufe âą vor 2 Tagen

Savannah and Isla Phillips with Georgina Sperling greet the bride to help her walk into the church. You get a much better look at her dress and veil-the dress is really pretty. It IS her second wedding, but I feel like itâs a good choice. Not BLINDING white, simple fit-the veil isnât outrageous. She looks beautiful. The bridesmaids dresses are gorgeous, the girls look stunning. #RoyalWedding #PeterPhillips #HarrietSperling
Princess CarParkle đ351,360 Aufrufe âą vor 8 Tagen

Who the literal fuck cuts onions like this? What âcookâ holds a knife like this? Pinch grip, Markle. Youâre supposed to curl your fingers of the non-dominant hand under when dicing/chopping so you donât chop your fingers-one would THINK that if youâre trying to be a cooking/homemaking influencer youâd take 30 seconds to learn proper knife skills. A child could do better. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAFraud
Princess CarParkle đ109,242 Aufrufe âą vor 4 Tagen

How can you treat a man who cared enough to do this for you on your wedding day so horribly? Charles was there when #MeghanMarkleâs father couldnât be (she was never letting him show up, heart attack or not) but all Charles knew at the time was sheâd be alone so he offered to walk her down the aisle to his son. He paid for her wardrobe. He gave her an 18k gold Cartier diamond tennis bracelet as a wedding gift. He paid for the ceremony, flowers, music and decorations. He added touches that he thought sheâd appreciate that honored her background. Then as soon as she could, she turned on her own husbands father. Just so gross. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle đ363,102 Aufrufe âą vor 18 Tagen

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something Iâve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle đ2,435,856 Aufrufe âą vor 4 Monaten

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. Sheâs giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle đ5,967,713 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Jahr

The gasp I gasped when I saw footage of Ariana Grande on the opening night of her tour. This is actually heartbreaking-I canât believe her team thought going on tour was a good idea. Itâs actually shocking and Iâm so sad for her-I hope she gets the help she clearly needs. #ArianaGrande #Arianators
Princess CarParkle đ45,819 Aufrufe âą vor 5 Tagen

Letâs not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But sheâs a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle đ8,423,734 Aufrufe âą vor 2 Jahren

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicolaâs body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle đ1,126,619 Aufrufe âą vor 4 Monaten

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghanâs faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her âeverything is FINEâ fake smile plastered on her face-itâs just perfection đ
Princess CarParkle đ4,313,829 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Jahr

Looks like #MeghanMarkle is outsourcing her #asever social media content? Probably wise since she does a horrible job herself-but the Nara Smith style voiceover is a bit much. Itâs a bit better with a different person, but this whole hostessing thing is justâŠI am not the target market. That is all. đ€Ł As ever would not be the brand Iâd think of when planning a gathering. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite
Princess CarParkle đ29,906 Aufrufe âą vor 5 Tagen

Itâs hard to ignore #MeghanMarkleâs expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical đ) but she perks right up talking about Liliâs âblue blue eyesâ and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what weâve seen of either child they donât look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle đ1,840,725 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Jahr

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aideâs hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all sheâs focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle đ1,890,935 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Jahr

Iâm not sure why Chris Ship and ITV thought this was a good idea-not only have they put the Wales children at risk, but every one of their classmates and school staff. Can you imagine if a national tv show did this to #HarryandMeghan regarding their family? Reckless, careless, and absolutely egregious. Shame on him and the network. #RoyalFamily #PrinceWilliam
Princess CarParkle đ178,276 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Monat

Iâm just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but yâall can just let the comments rip. I got nothinâ. đđđđ this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I donât think itâs going to do what they think itâs going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,503,159 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Jahr

#MeghanMarkle sending one of the Squaddies an #asever gift box. Awwwww! All you have to do is be a good minion, liar and hateful bully and you TOO can get overpriced candles, Temu matches, dried rabbit food and other useless shit. Most normal public figures distance themselves from the kind of behavior this douchebag displays. They might low key agree, but have the common sense to not affiliate themselves with it. Birds of a feather-when she openly supports the most vile rumor mongering pieces of shit on the internet, thatâs all you need to know. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsABully
Princess CarParkle đ50,669 Aufrufe âą vor 12 Tagen

I know this has been floating around but I love the hypocrisy. Itâs so..Markle-coded. She would NEVER sell $100 candles yâall. Thatâs OBNOXIOUS. Sheâs definitely got hypocrisy down to a science. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite
Princess CarParkle đ49,471 Aufrufe âą vor 12 Tagen

Iâve never seen a future bride hate her engagement ring as much as #MeghanMarkle hated hers. Iâm not sure if she figured since Harry is a Prince sheâd get an egg sized diamond but thatâs not done in the Royal Family. Itâs really not that much bigger than her first one-Trevorâs was a 3 carat cushion cut, and Harryâs has a 3 carat center stone. Sheâs got the added side diamonds with Harryâs, thatâs it. She sees Catherineâs 12 carat sapphire and Iâm SURE was seething. But-even Queen Elizabethâs engagement ring was 3 carats. Queen Camillaâs is 5 carats, but itâs an heirloom from the Queen Mother-the Royal Family isnât about spending millions on ostentatious engagement rings much to Markleâs dismay. She couldnât hide her revulsion and disappointment. âAnd he designed itâ in the phoniest voice ever đ Nothing about it is iconic-not like #PrincessCatherineâs which is probably the most famous ring in the world. #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,276,147 Aufrufe âą vor 11 Monaten

Harry really is seven layers of stupid. âIâm Royal and I work so Iâm a working Royalâ. No, precious flower, youâre not. You do NOT represent the Monarch, you do NOT represent the Commonwealth, you do NOT perform official duties. Does he NOT remember writing a whole book about âfleeingâ and quitting his role? Hasnât he complained bitterly about Royal life and the expectations he was âborn intoâ? But now heâs stomping his foot and crossing his arms âI am SO a working Royal!â Heâs determined to piss his brother off, innit he? What a desperate clown. #HarryIsNoPrince #DoucheOfSussex #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ184,639 Aufrufe âą vor 1 Monat