
Princess CarParkle 👑
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Sugar Free, no Markle for me. Not my job to coddle people. Email [email protected] #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle
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OOO Spike Lee is NOT an Aitch fan-what an awkward and hostile interaction. Lee says something to Harry, Harry goes to shake his hand, Lee dodges the shake and points at him-Harry puts his hand on Lee’s stomach (??) and eventually grabs his hand to shake it, but Lee is NOT happy and looks to be almost yelling at Harry as Harry makes a quick exit. What was THAT about? I’d love to have been a fly on the wall 🤣🤣 #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #TheDoucheofSussex #HarryIsALoser
Princess CarParkle 👑143,620 Aufrufe • vor 15 Stunden

#MeghanMarkle couldn’t hide her disdain for her engagement ring, even with her superior acting skillzz. She expected something comparable to Catherine’s 12 carat sapphire in 18k white gold, surrounded by 14 round cut diamonds totaling 2 carats. She got a basic, 3 carat cushion cut stone that looks occluded or cloudy (unless it’s just always filthy) and the side stones .75 carats each. She has friends married to regular guys with bigger rings-I have NO doubt that she expected a ROCK marrying a British Prince, son of the future King. She likely assumed the Queen would throw all sorts of huge gems at him for her ring, but she assumed wrong. Even Queen Elizabeth’s engagement ring was 3 carats. You have to keep it tasteful, not ostentatious as a Royal with engagement rings which was part of the reason Diana’s was frowned on-the other was that it wasn’t custom. Watch her expressions and micro expressions and tell me how much she loved that ring. Not to mention she’s altered it 3 times, maybe 4. #MeghanMarkleExposed #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑133,720 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

Savannah and Isla Phillips with Georgina Sperling greet the bride to help her walk into the church. You get a much better look at her dress and veil-the dress is really pretty. It IS her second wedding, but I feel like it’s a good choice. Not BLINDING white, simple fit-the veil isn’t outrageous. She looks beautiful. The bridesmaids dresses are gorgeous, the girls look stunning. #RoyalWedding #PeterPhillips #HarrietSperling
Princess CarParkle 👑351,360 Aufrufe • vor 8 Tagen

Who the literal fuck cuts onions like this? What “cook” holds a knife like this? Pinch grip, Markle. You’re supposed to curl your fingers of the non-dominant hand under when dicing/chopping so you don’t chop your fingers-one would THINK that if you’re trying to be a cooking/homemaking influencer you’d take 30 seconds to learn proper knife skills. A child could do better. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAFraud
Princess CarParkle 👑109,242 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

How can you treat a man who cared enough to do this for you on your wedding day so horribly? Charles was there when #MeghanMarkle’s father couldn’t be (she was never letting him show up, heart attack or not) but all Charles knew at the time was she’d be alone so he offered to walk her down the aisle to his son. He paid for her wardrobe. He gave her an 18k gold Cartier diamond tennis bracelet as a wedding gift. He paid for the ceremony, flowers, music and decorations. He added touches that he thought she’d appreciate that honored her background. Then as soon as she could, she turned on her own husbands father. Just so gross. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle 👑363,102 Aufrufe • vor 18 Tagen

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something I’ve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle 👑2,435,856 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. She’s giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑5,967,713 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The gasp I gasped when I saw footage of Ariana Grande on the opening night of her tour. This is actually heartbreaking-I can’t believe her team thought going on tour was a good idea. It’s actually shocking and I’m so sad for her-I hope she gets the help she clearly needs. #ArianaGrande #Arianators
Princess CarParkle 👑45,819 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen

Let’s not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But she’s a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle 👑8,423,734 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicola’s body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle 👑1,126,619 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghan’s faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her “everything is FINE” fake smile plastered on her face-it’s just perfection 😂
Princess CarParkle 👑4,313,829 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Looks like #MeghanMarkle is outsourcing her #asever social media content? Probably wise since she does a horrible job herself-but the Nara Smith style voiceover is a bit much. It’s a bit better with a different person, but this whole hostessing thing is just…I am not the target market. That is all. 🤣 As ever would not be the brand I’d think of when planning a gathering. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite
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It’s hard to ignore #MeghanMarkle’s expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical 🙄) but she perks right up talking about Lili’s “blue blue eyes” and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what we’ve seen of either child they don’t look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle 👑1,840,725 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aide’s hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all she’s focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle 👑1,890,935 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I’m not sure why Chris Ship and ITV thought this was a good idea-not only have they put the Wales children at risk, but every one of their classmates and school staff. Can you imagine if a national tv show did this to #HarryandMeghan regarding their family? Reckless, careless, and absolutely egregious. Shame on him and the network. #RoyalFamily #PrinceWilliam
Princess CarParkle 👑178,276 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I’m just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but y’all can just let the comments rip. I got nothin’. 😂😂😂😂 this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I don’t think it’s going to do what they think it’s going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑1,503,159 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

#MeghanMarkle sending one of the Squaddies an #asever gift box. Awwwww! All you have to do is be a good minion, liar and hateful bully and you TOO can get overpriced candles, Temu matches, dried rabbit food and other useless shit. Most normal public figures distance themselves from the kind of behavior this douchebag displays. They might low key agree, but have the common sense to not affiliate themselves with it. Birds of a feather-when she openly supports the most vile rumor mongering pieces of shit on the internet, that’s all you need to know. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsABully
Princess CarParkle 👑50,669 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

I know this has been floating around but I love the hypocrisy. It’s so..Markle-coded. She would NEVER sell $100 candles y’all. That’s OBNOXIOUS. She’s definitely got hypocrisy down to a science. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAHypocrite
Princess CarParkle 👑49,471 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

I’ve never seen a future bride hate her engagement ring as much as #MeghanMarkle hated hers. I’m not sure if she figured since Harry is a Prince she’d get an egg sized diamond but that’s not done in the Royal Family. It’s really not that much bigger than her first one-Trevor’s was a 3 carat cushion cut, and Harry’s has a 3 carat center stone. She’s got the added side diamonds with Harry’s, that’s it. She sees Catherine’s 12 carat sapphire and I’m SURE was seething. But-even Queen Elizabeth’s engagement ring was 3 carats. Queen Camilla’s is 5 carats, but it’s an heirloom from the Queen Mother-the Royal Family isn’t about spending millions on ostentatious engagement rings much to Markle’s dismay. She couldn’t hide her revulsion and disappointment. “And he designed it” in the phoniest voice ever 😂 Nothing about it is iconic-not like #PrincessCatherine’s which is probably the most famous ring in the world. #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑1,276,147 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Harry really is seven layers of stupid. “I’m Royal and I work so I’m a working Royal”. No, precious flower, you’re not. You do NOT represent the Monarch, you do NOT represent the Commonwealth, you do NOT perform official duties. Does he NOT remember writing a whole book about “fleeing” and quitting his role? Hasn’t he complained bitterly about Royal life and the expectations he was “born into”? But now he’s stomping his foot and crossing his arms “I am SO a working Royal!” He’s determined to piss his brother off, innit he? What a desperate clown. #HarryIsNoPrince #DoucheOfSussex #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑184,639 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat