
Princess CarParkle 👑
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Sugar Free, no Markle for me. Not my job to coddle people. Email [email protected] #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle
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#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenie’s wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away “is she pregnant?” because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenie’s wedding. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑285,277 次观看 • 20 天前

It’s a good time for a #MeghanMarkle mask slip, doncha think? Here we are on April 14, 2026 in Melbourne, Australia at the Royal Children’s Hospital. Harry is talking to a parent, having an animated conversation. The Douchess clocks that he’s talking to a :gasp: female, so of course slithers over to insert herself and pee on her territory. Sarah Fosmo, their “Chief of Staff”, places her hand on Harry’s back to get his attention. Well, the Douchess does NOT APPRECIATE THAT. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑100,292 次观看 • 7 天前

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something I’ve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle 👑2,436,118 次观看 • 7 个月前

Here’s a fun blast from the past. Nov 18, 2018 #HarryandMeghan attended the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium. The Douchess wore a $1,149 Safiyaa bustier top (she “added” straps) and $1,010 fishtail skirt. I’d think London in November is chilly at night but what do I know. That’s not the best part tho. It’s the itchy crotch for me. Scratching your pooter on a global stage is a choice. She wasn’t even sneaky about it-nor was she sneaky about scratching the itch in Jamaica at the Inskip wedding. Listen, I get it. We get itches. But use your clutch as a shield? Use the table as cover? Or don’t. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑150,713 次观看 • 17 天前

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. She’s giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑6,014,183 次观看 • 1 年前

Let’s not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But she’s a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle 👑8,424,087 次观看 • 2 年前

I find this interaction so fascinating-#MeghanMarkle is acting and not very well, as usual. Do I think she was nervous having to face the Wales’ after her antics? Yes. But the whole fawn response-acting meek, subservient, unsure, mimicking William and Catherine with the unsure waving-it’s actually ridiculous. This was calculated for sympathy and to appear as tho they were these big scary bullies and she was just trying to pay her respects with her husband. We didn’t see this behavior at Westminster or on the day of the funeral-we saw her do a dramatic deep curtsey, even moreso than the Queens own daughter-we saw her playing the role of stoic mourner on funeral day. This whole event was nothing but an acting role. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑83,026 次观看 • 12 天前

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-that’s because he’s likely already seen them earlier in the day. You don’t curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle 👑569,874 次观看 • 2 个月前

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghan’s faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her “everything is FINE” fake smile plastered on her face-it’s just perfection 😂
Princess CarParkle 👑4,315,035 次观看 • 1 年前

This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑122,520 次观看 • 22 天前

One of the first Red Flags. A little boy walks up to #HarryandMeghan, obviously wanting to talk to/meet Harry who doesn’t see him. You know who does see him? #MeghanMarkle. She promptly ignores and turns her back on him-another young kid walks up and is standing next to her-her body language is…less than receptive. Idk if it was children that she found so irritating or Harry’s attention being diverted-but she was a jerk even then. #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑221,263 次观看 • 1 个月前

#MeghanMarkle was interviewed on Oct 1, 2019 in Johannesburg South Africa. There are a few notable things about this- •She actually says “Harry”, not “my husband” or “H”. •the “fire” in Archie’s nursery had occurred Sept 23, over a week prior, yet she gushes about how wonderful everyone has been about working around Archie. •she never really answers anything. A lot of filler words and nothing burgers. •she talks a lot, but offers nothing substantial. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑141,536 次观看 • 28 天前

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicola’s body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle 👑1,126,823 次观看 • 7 个月前

Remember back in Dec 2017, when #MeghanMarkle attended her first Christmas service at Sandringham with the Royal Family during her engagement (Catherine, Sarah, Sophie & Diana didn’t have their first public Christmas until AFTER their weddings-but Markle didn’t get special treatment) and could NOT keep her eyes and attention off of #PrinceWilliam-even ignoring Harry as he tried speaking to her. He noticed it too. She’s looking up at William like a lovesick teenager in a poop hat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑191,878 次观看 • 1 个月前

Oct 2018 Fraser Island, Australia. #MeghanMarkle thought wearing this $218 dress from Reformation was appropriate-but damn was she wrong. The first issue was the fact it was see-thru. If she insisted on wearing it, she should have had it lined. Second issue? The thigh high slit. She fought with it almost the whole time, having to hold it closed. Third issue was the spaghetti straps. Way way way too casual and revealing for a Duchess on a Royal Engagement on behalf of the Queen. I’m sure she didn’t mind the Diana cosplay with the see thru skirt, except she was almost 20 years older than barely 19 year old Diana and knew better. That’s a dress you wear to a backyard picnic. Or a pool party. She looked uncomfortable and awkward and it was a terrible choice. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑154,532 次观看 • 1 个月前

I feel like this is deja vue-haven’t we seen this before? A woman speaks before #MeghanMarkle wants her to and she’s given the Evil Look of Death? I mean, this isn’t her mom but she still got a version. This lucky recipient of the Markle Dagger is Lucy Turnbull, wife of the Prime Minister of Australia until 2018. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully
Princess CarParkle 👑194,469 次观看 • 1 个月前

#MeghanMarkle tries twice to herd/direct Harry to sign the book-he ignores her both times but pays attention to the guy directing him. She gets impatient with him for screwing around before signing/joking with the blond woman, messing around with the book and kidding around with the guy-she’s not amused. She takes the pen while moving Aitch out of the way with her body and signs her name with the usual dramatic flourish, Harry comments on it which she doesn’t appear to appreciate. You really notice all of the passive aggression and annoyance. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑99,306 次观看 • 23 天前