
Princess CarParkle 👑
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Sugar Free, no Markle for me. Not my job to coddle people. Email [email protected] #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle
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This is #MeghanMarkle’s serious and somber act. The “I’m very subdued and scandalized so don’t ask me hard questions because my faux moral outrage and shocked state is causing fragility and I simply CANNOT be held accountable for the things I have and have not done” vibe. #MeghanMarkleKnew #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle 👑360,082 次观看 • 4 天前

Excuse me who the FAWK is she talking to? #MeghanMarkle once again, having a conversation with herself. She does this often and it’s never any less weird every time. She looks confused & awkward, and pretending to be in a non existent conversation makes her look crazy. #MeghanMarkleKnew #HarryAndMeghanInBrussels #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed 🎥: Ms_Would🇦🇺
Princess CarParkle 👑63,197 次观看 • 4 天前

Idk if #MeghanMarkle is manic or zooted or what, but this blond lady has NO TIME for her and I LOVE it. She’s trying to explain the order in which you fill the bags and holding out a bag for the Douchess to take, but the Douchess is hyper and asking dumb questions-this LEGEND snaps the bag at her like “TAKE IT” and it’s the best thing I’ve seen all day. Markle is too busy trying to be cute and loud and look at me but Legend has no time, she’s got hungry people to feed. It’s glorious. #PrivateCitizenMeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑327,430 次观看 • 28 天前

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something I’ve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle 👑2,437,074 次观看 • 9 个月前

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. She’s giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle 👑6,014,183 次观看 • 1 年前

Let’s not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But she’s a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle 👑8,425,125 次观看 • 2 年前

Today, in an effort to distract from the Omani State Visit, #PrivateCitizenHarry drops an interview with GQ and addresses the issues with his father and brother. He says that not everyone wants yo work things out, but HE does-implying that #PrinceWilliam has no interest. Can you BLAME him? Sometimes reconciliation isn’t possible-especially when you haven’t changed the behavior that caused the problem in the first place. Harry is manipulating the press to convey messages to his brother and it’s pitiful. Harry? STFU. The rest of the interview is my mum this my mum that, I didn’t cry, blah blah wash rinse repeat. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle
Princess CarParkle 👑167,734 次观看 • 25 天前

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghan’s faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her “everything is FINE” fake smile plastered on her face-it’s just perfection 😂
Princess CarParkle 👑4,315,035 次观看 • 1 年前

Another CRINGE behind the scenes from the Temu Royals Fakegagement-#MeghanMarkle is over the top, climbing all over the women in the kitchen-it’s just SO extra and try hard, SO inauthentic and forced. Like girl, RE-LAX. She’s like a hyper puppy looking for attention. She full body hugs anyone who will stay still long enough-and for someone SO worried about security that’s weird. It’s just weird period-I know she thinks that being overly tactile translates into relatability and she wants being a hugger to be her brand, but it makes her look desperate and awkward. It’s too much and just reads phony. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle 👑124,348 次观看 • 28 天前

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicola’s body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle 👑1,127,324 次观看 • 9 个月前

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-that’s because he’s likely already seen them earlier in the day. You don’t curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle 👑569,874 次观看 • 5 个月前

It’s hard to ignore #MeghanMarkle’s expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical 🙄) but she perks right up talking about Lili’s “blue blue eyes” and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what we’ve seen of either child they don’t look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle 👑1,840,725 次观看 • 1 年前

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aide’s hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all she’s focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle 👑1,891,891 次观看 • 1 年前

#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenie’s wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away “is she pregnant?” because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenie’s wedding. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑285,277 次观看 • 2 个月前

Your girl #MeghanMarkle was PISSED-#PrivateCitizenHarry kissed a young, attractive woman hello, and not only did he get a death glare from The Wife with some jaw clenching and lip licking, she- REFUSED to look at this poor girl who was merely being polite. How insecure and rude of the Douchess. But she was MAD 🤣#HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑104,221 次观看 • 29 天前

I’m just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but y’all can just let the comments rip. I got nothin’. 😂😂😂😂 this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I don’t think it’s going to do what they think it’s going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑1,505,162 次观看 • 1 年前

I’ve never seen a future bride hate her engagement ring as much as #MeghanMarkle hated hers. I’m not sure if she figured since Harry is a Prince she’d get an egg sized diamond but that’s not done in the Royal Family. It’s really not that much bigger than her first one-Trevor’s was a 3 carat cushion cut, and Harry’s has a 3 carat center stone. She’s got the added side diamonds with Harry’s, that’s it. She sees Catherine’s 12 carat sapphire and I’m SURE was seething. But-even Queen Elizabeth’s engagement ring was 3 carats. Queen Camilla’s is 5 carats, but it’s an heirloom from the Queen Mother-the Royal Family isn’t about spending millions on ostentatious engagement rings much to Markle’s dismay. She couldn’t hide her revulsion and disappointment. “And he designed it” in the phoniest voice ever 😂 Nothing about it is iconic-not like #PrincessCatherine’s which is probably the most famous ring in the world. #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle 👑1,280,999 次观看 • 1 年前

#MeghanMarkle posting a back of the head video of the 2 children but STILL finds a way to make it about the girl child and dismiss the boy. She uses the song “My Girl”. The lengths she goes to in showing her favoritism are crazy work. #HarryandMeghan #PrivateCitizensHarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleParentFail
Princess CarParkle 👑90,411 次观看 • 1 个月前