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Idk if #MeghanMarkle is manic or zooted or what, but this blond lady has NO TIME for her and I LOVE it. Sheâs trying to explain the order in which you fill the bags and holding out a bag for the Douchess to take, but the Douchess is hyper and asking dumb questions-this LEGEND snaps the bag at her like âTAKE ITâ and itâs the best thing Iâve seen all day. Markle is too busy trying to be cute and loud and look at me but Legend has no time, sheâs got hungry people to feed. Itâs glorious. #PrivateCitizenMeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ156,965 views âą 15 hours ago

Another CRINGE behind the scenes from the Temu Royals Fakegagement-#MeghanMarkle is over the top, climbing all over the women in the kitchen-itâs just SO extra and try hard, SO inauthentic and forced. Like girl, RE-LAX. Sheâs like a hyper puppy looking for attention. She full body hugs anyone who will stay still long enough-and for someone SO worried about security thatâs weird. Itâs just weird period-I know she thinks that being overly tactile translates into relatability and she wants being a hugger to be her brand, but it makes her look desperate and awkward. Itâs too much and just reads phony. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle đ65,588 views âą 19 hours ago

Your girl #MeghanMarkle was PISSED-#PrivateCitizenHarry kissed a young, attractive woman hello, and not only did he get a death glare from The Wife with some jaw clenching and lip licking, she- REFUSED to look at this poor girl who was merely being polite. How insecure and rude of the Douchess. But she was MAD đ€Ł#HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ97,806 views âą 1 day ago

#MeghanMarkle posting a back of the head video of the 2 children but STILL finds a way to make it about the girl child and dismiss the boy. She uses the song âMy Girlâ. The lengths she goes to in showing her favoritism are crazy work. #HarryandMeghan #PrivateCitizensHarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleParentFail
Princess CarParkle đ89,462 views âą 6 days ago

I remember when #BrooklynBeckham got a gig on the Today show as a TV chef and his recipe was a breakfast sandwich. Something Iâve been making since I was like, 9. That was his big recipe. Sausage, bacon, egg on untoasted bread. As mediocre as he is. How did he get this gig, you may be asking? Well, during lockdown he cooked and began to fancy himself a chef. He used his family name and connections to get spots on TV but you can see how hard the hosts are trying to keep this nightmare afloat. #NicolaPeltz #VictoriaBeckham #DavidBeckham
Princess CarParkle đ2,437,074 views âą 8 months ago

Harry looks to be explaining something to #MeghanMarkle who literally CANNOT stop glancing and looking over at #PrinceWilliam. Sheâs giving Harry the bare minimum while trying desperately to pay attention to & engage with the future King. Harry gets more & more annoyed which is hilarious. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle đ6,014,183 views âą 1 year ago

Letâs not forget when #MeghanMarkle took her cameras to a literal CRIME SCENE, 3 days after the mass murder of children. Using Uvalde to raise her profile & get press. But sheâs a hUmAniTariAn. You want to pay respects? Be respectful & leave the cameras. #MeghanMarkleIsAJoke
Princess CarParkle đ8,425,125 views âą 2 years ago

This is hilarious. The look on #HarryandMeghanâs faces when they realize where their seats are is priceless, & poor Jack Brooksbank looks so uncomfortable sitting next to Harry. #MeghanMarkle has her âeverything is FINEâ fake smile plastered on her face-itâs just perfection đ
Princess CarParkle đ4,315,035 views âą 1 year ago

#MeghanMarkle showed up to Eugenieâs wedding in a coat unbuttoned from the chest down, deliberately meant to look like a maternity dress. I remember thinking right away âis she pregnant?â because despite being barely pregnant, and being seen 9 days earlier in Chichester, Sussex wearing a tight green skirt with no belly to be seen, there were scenes to be stolen, announcements to be made and attention to be diverted at Eugenieâs wedding. #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ285,277 views âą 1 month ago

A curtsey from the #PrincessofWales to her father in law and mother in law. Notice #PrinceWilliam did not bow-thatâs because heâs likely already seen them earlier in the day. You donât curtsey/bow every time, just the first time you greet them in a day. Catherine has the curtsey to perfection. Some people could have asked for tips. #RoyalAscot #PrincessCatherine #KingCharles #QueenCamilla
Princess CarParkle đ569,874 views âą 4 months ago

At Fashion week in 2022 #VictoriaBeckham is speaking to #BrooklynBeckham and trying to engage with #NicolaPeltz who REFUSES to even look at her mother in law. Brooklyn looks uncomfortable and Victoria looks upset. Nicolaâs body language says all you need to know. I could never even fathom treating my mother in law like this.
Princess CarParkle đ1,127,324 views âą 8 months ago

Itâs hard to ignore #MeghanMarkleâs expression when Harry talks about how much Archie looks like her (sure, Jan-pasty white child with reddish brown hair. Identical đ) but she perks right up talking about Liliâs âblue blue eyesâ and Spencer traits-which again, I think is wishful thinking. From what weâve seen of either child they donât look like Diana-even remotely-no matter how hard #HarryAndMeghan and there Sussex Terror Squad want it to be so. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryAndMeghanAreWeirdos
Princess CarParkle đ1,840,725 views âą 1 year ago

Find the difference. #PrincessCatherine gets out of the car and looks at the crowd, engaging with them and waving. #MeghanMarkle gets out of the car, slaps an elderly aideâs hand away, and messes with her dress. Nonstop. That ridiculous veil and disaster of a wedding gown are all sheâs focusing on. Those people had been waiting for hours and hours, some overnight to see the brides-one acknowledges them, the other not so much. #HarryandMeghan #WilliamandCatherine
Princess CarParkle đ1,891,891 views âą 1 year ago

Iâm just going to leave this here-besides the unbearable cringe factor-I had to look away because the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming-but yâall can just let the comments rip. I got nothinâ. đđđđ this is CLEARLY a response to the surrogacy claims-but I donât think itâs going to do what they think itâs going to do. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,504,595 views âą 1 year ago

One of the first Red Flags. A little boy walks up to #HarryandMeghan, obviously wanting to talk to/meet Harry who doesnât see him. You know who does see him? #MeghanMarkle. She promptly ignores and turns her back on him-another young kid walks up and is standing next to her-her body language isâŠless than receptive. Idk if it was children that she found so irritating or Harryâs attention being diverted-but she was a jerk even then. #MeghanIsTheProblem
Princess CarParkle đ221,263 views âą 2 months ago

Hereâs a fun blast from the past. Nov 18, 2018 #HarryandMeghan attended the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium. The Douchess wore a $1,149 Safiyaa bustier top (she âaddedâ straps) and $1,010 fishtail skirt. Iâd think London in November is chilly at night but what do I know. Thatâs not the best part tho. Itâs the itchy crotch for me. Scratching your pooter on a global stage is a choice. She wasnât even sneaky about it-nor was she sneaky about scratching the itch in Jamaica at the Inskip wedding. Listen, I get it. We get itches. But use your clutch as a shield? Use the table as cover? Or donât. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ150,713 views âą 1 month ago

Iâve never seen a future bride hate her engagement ring as much as #MeghanMarkle hated hers. Iâm not sure if she figured since Harry is a Prince sheâd get an egg sized diamond but thatâs not done in the Royal Family. Itâs really not that much bigger than her first one-Trevorâs was a 3 carat cushion cut, and Harryâs has a 3 carat center stone. Sheâs got the added side diamonds with Harryâs, thatâs it. She sees Catherineâs 12 carat sapphire and Iâm SURE was seething. But-even Queen Elizabethâs engagement ring was 3 carats. Queen Camillaâs is 5 carats, but itâs an heirloom from the Queen Mother-the Royal Family isnât about spending millions on ostentatious engagement rings much to Markleâs dismay. She couldnât hide her revulsion and disappointment. âAnd he designed itâ in the phoniest voice ever đ Nothing about it is iconic-not like #PrincessCatherineâs which is probably the most famous ring in the world. #HarryAndMeghan
Princess CarParkle đ1,280,999 views âą 1 year ago

Savannah and Isla Phillips with Georgina Sperling greet the bride to help her walk into the church. You get a much better look at her dress and veil-the dress is really pretty. It IS her second wedding, but I feel like itâs a good choice. Not BLINDING white, simple fit-the veil isnât outrageous. She looks beautiful. The bridesmaids dresses are gorgeous, the girls look stunning. #RoyalWedding #PeterPhillips #HarrietSperling
Princess CarParkle đ352,011 views âą 4 months ago

How can you treat a man who cared enough to do this for you on your wedding day so horribly? Charles was there when #MeghanMarkleâs father couldnât be (she was never letting him show up, heart attack or not) but all Charles knew at the time was sheâd be alone so he offered to walk her down the aisle to his son. He paid for her wardrobe. He gave her an 18k gold Cartier diamond tennis bracelet as a wedding gift. He paid for the ceremony, flowers, music and decorations. He added touches that he thought sheâd appreciate that honored her background. Then as soon as she could, she turned on her own husbands father. Just so gross. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess CarParkle đ363,808 views âą 4 months ago