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Sugar Free, no Markle for me. Not my job to coddle people. Email [email protected] #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle

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I knew it was too good to be true. #MeghanMarkle has the jeans pulled up to her boobs. The baggy fit is still better than usual but she needs some low rise because the waistband up to her chest is awful. The shoes don’t match but her hair actually looks nice. If only she’d brush her daughter’s hair. Didn’t she say she’d never be a “lady who lunches”? #HarryandMeghan

I knew it was too good to be true. #MeghanMarkle has the jeans pulled up to her boobs. The baggy fit is still better than usual but she needs some low rise because the waistband up to her chest is awful. The shoes don’t match but her hair actually looks nice. If only she’d brush her daughter’s hair. Didn’t she say she’d never be a “lady who lunches”? #HarryandMeghan

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A couple of weird things. A LABRADOR RETRIEVER doesn’t care one bit about the herd of deer up ahead?? Even my chihuahua/pom/misc mix would care about ONE deer, never mind a herd. And again, the boy is on a riding toy wearing no helmet. As anal retentive as #HarryandMeghan are about safety and security they’re very lax in basic safety (helmets, life jackets) when it comes to children. Also, the interaction between the siblings is basically non existent. #MeghanMarkle

A couple of weird things. A LABRADOR RETRIEVER doesn’t care one bit about the herd of deer up ahead?? Even my chihuahua/pom/misc mix would care about ONE deer, never mind a herd. And again, the boy is on a riding toy wearing no helmet. As anal retentive as #HarryandMeghan are about safety and security they’re very lax in basic safety (helmets, life jackets) when it comes to children. Also, the interaction between the siblings is basically non existent. #MeghanMarkle

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You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day
 During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

You know what time it is-the #MeghanMarkle mask slip of the day
 During an interview with Sarah Rafferty, Sarah makes the grave mistake of speaking out of turn without Markle’s permission. Markle’s head whips around like it did when Doria dared to speak, and her expression turns to stone. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

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Ok so let me understand. #MeghanMarkle made HUGE accusations of racism towards the Royal Family, British Press & Britain, essentially. But she didn’t know the UK has Black History Month? Sonething the UK has been doing since 1987? She lived there for 4 years and never bothered to find out, and now it’s a whole revelation. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

Ok so let me understand. #MeghanMarkle made HUGE accusations of racism towards the Royal Family, British Press & Britain, essentially. But she didn’t know the UK has Black History Month? Sonething the UK has been doing since 1987? She lived there for 4 years and never bothered to find out, and now it’s a whole revelation. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

I promise this is the last clip of #HarryandMeghan finding their seats at St Paul’s Cathedral but it’s in SloMo, & you can so clearly see the look of shock on #MeghanMarkle’s face coupled with Harry’s angry scowl when they realize they’ve overplayed their hand. It’s really great-his look towards the row & part of the family he’s always sat with until now & sitting with the non working Royals. You can see it hit them in real time. Chefs kiss. #FlukeOfSussex #MeghanAndHarryAreTheWorst

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Let’s NEVER forget #MeghanMarkle snickering when 3 year old Princess Charlotte slipped on the balcony at Trooping the Colour. That’s who she is-laughing when people fall. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

Let’s NEVER forget #MeghanMarkle snickering when 3 year old Princess Charlotte slipped on the balcony at Trooping the Colour. That’s who she is-laughing when people fall. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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During the 2018 Trooping the Colour, Camilla executes a flawless power move. When everyone is entering the balcony, #MeghanMarkle makes a beeline for the Queen, probably to be standing next to her because she knows the value of that photograph. The Duchess of Cornwall says “not today, grasshopper” and expertly blocks that visual from happening. Well played, Camilla, well played. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

During the 2018 Trooping the Colour, Camilla executes a flawless power move. When everyone is entering the balcony, #MeghanMarkle makes a beeline for the Queen, probably to be standing next to her because she knows the value of that photograph. The Duchess of Cornwall says “not today, grasshopper” and expertly blocks that visual from happening. Well played, Camilla, well played. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem

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The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

The snotty, disdainful, outright bitchy looks from #MeghanMarkle to #PrincessCatherine are wild. The dismissive hair flip tops it off. This is not a woman who was trying to integrate into a family or assimilate into traditions and culture. She had no respect for any of them, she was simply biding her time until she could leave and take Doofus with her. She wasn’t even married yet, and this was her attitude. #MeghanIsTheProblem #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully

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This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem

This clip always makes me laugh. It was 2013, at Eva Longoria’s Global Gift Gala in London. #MeghanMarkle, who was basically an unknown nobody, somehow managed to get an invite and walked the red carpet. Amelle Berrabah was being interviewed while Markle hung back and pretended to have a deep and interesting convo with a publicist. At one point she looks up and sees Lizzie Cundy and her expression instantly goes from bored disinterest to over the top glee and excitement, mouthing “Hi Lizzie!”at seeing Lizzie-but it’s so phony, so extra-borderline creepy because just as quickly as she started, she drops it. This was the night that Markle and Lizzie met, and began a friendship, which Markle ultimately ghosted as she does when you’re no longer useful. The red carpet interview was just as cringey. #MeghanIsTheProblem

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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This clip of #BrooklynBeckham & #NicolaPeltz is interesting-notice how she’s all smiles to the cameras, but when she thinks she’s past them and they can’t see her head on she has stank face? It’s like the smile instantly vanishes and it’s back to status stank.

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Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway-she was a single mother waitressing when she met Crown Prince Haakon of Norway-a commoner who’d led a somewhat tumultuous life, had a young son but executed one of the most perfect curtsies to Queen Elizabeth I’d ever seen-yet #MeghanMarkle pretends to not know how #MeghanIsTheProblem

Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway-she was a single mother waitressing when she met Crown Prince Haakon of Norway-a commoner who’d led a somewhat tumultuous life, had a young son but executed one of the most perfect curtsies to Queen Elizabeth I’d ever seen-yet #MeghanMarkle pretends to not know how #MeghanIsTheProblem

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Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew
he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. đŸŽ„: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

Oh, Harry. Harry Harry. It was in this moment that he knew
he fucked up. His handler ends the interview abruptly, as Harry stutters thru his answer after Chris Ship asks him if the remarks he made to Putin and regarding the Ukraine war will have any effect on his father, the King, and his US visit next week. Harry is to stupid and ignorant to grasp he can’t have it both ways. He says he’s still “part of the Royal Family” but making political statements. Can’t do both, Prince Shirley. đŸŽ„: Royal News Network #HarryandMeghan #HarryIsNoPrince #HarryWindsor

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The #PrincessofWales and #PrincessCharlotte leaving Wimbledon. I appreciate how their security gives them space but are still very present-fun fact: the lady fanning herself is Raye, the singer. #PrincessCatherine #RoyalFamily

The #PrincessofWales and #PrincessCharlotte leaving Wimbledon. I appreciate how their security gives them space but are still very present-fun fact: the lady fanning herself is Raye, the singer. #PrincessCatherine #RoyalFamily

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Imagine how IMPORTANT #MeghanMarkle felt with SIX bodyguards at her debut with Harry at Invictus? I really REALLY think six bodyguards was a bit excessive but he had to impress her with his Prince-ness. And now she thinks that’s what she needs 24/7. #HarryandMeghan

Imagine how IMPORTANT #MeghanMarkle felt with SIX bodyguards at her debut with Harry at Invictus? I really REALLY think six bodyguards was a bit excessive but he had to impress her with his Prince-ness. And now she thinks that’s what she needs 24/7. #HarryandMeghan

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This is funny-Princess Markle goes to grab Prince Doofus’ hand, but he’s really not having it and is ready to hug a lamp post if it’ll give him an excuse to let go. This kinda discombobulates #PrincessMarkle, so she starts nervously and aimlessly wandering, looking for someone who’s space she can invade. It’s fascinating. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #CaliforniaWildfires #HarryandMeghanPRtragedyVultures #HarryAndMeghanAreGhouls #HarryAndMeghanAreTragedyTourists

This is funny-Princess Markle goes to grab Prince Doofus’ hand, but he’s really not having it and is ready to hug a lamp post if it’ll give him an excuse to let go. This kinda discombobulates #PrincessMarkle, so she starts nervously and aimlessly wandering, looking for someone who’s space she can invade. It’s fascinating. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #CaliforniaWildfires #HarryandMeghanPRtragedyVultures #HarryAndMeghanAreGhouls #HarryAndMeghanAreTragedyTourists

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#MeghanMarkle Feb 2019 at the Endeavor Fund Awards-she’s trying to make a friend, it looks like, giggling and having some girl talk-but what’s interesting is when she leans forward. Part of her bump just
.disappears. Immediately the hand goes to the bump, as usual. #HarryAndMeghan

#MeghanMarkle Feb 2019 at the Endeavor Fund Awards-she’s trying to make a friend, it looks like, giggling and having some girl talk-but what’s interesting is when she leans forward. Part of her bump just
.disappears. Immediately the hand goes to the bump, as usual. #HarryAndMeghan

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Oh wow. #MeghanMarkle stomping on to the set, clapping awkwardly and waving at
nobody? This is going to be a complete shitshow 😂 #MeghanIsTheProblem đŸŽ„: Queen Esther

Oh wow. #MeghanMarkle stomping on to the set, clapping awkwardly and waving at
nobody? This is going to be a complete shitshow 😂 #MeghanIsTheProblem đŸŽ„: Queen Esther

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More interruptions from Sarah Rafferty to the great #MeghanMarkle. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem

More interruptions from Sarah Rafferty to the great #MeghanMarkle. #MeghanMarkleMaskSlip #MeghanIsTheProblem

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That moment #MeghanMarkle realized that NOBODY showed up for her speech. She is terrible at hiding her mask slips and flashes of anger-you can always see it front and center. #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter #MeghanIsTheProblem

That moment #MeghanMarkle realized that NOBODY showed up for her speech. She is terrible at hiding her mask slips and flashes of anger-you can always see it front and center. #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter #MeghanIsTheProblem

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No pretense, just “a lot of people call me Catherine”. This woman was born for the job. William chose well-Diana would be so proud. #PrinceandPrincessofWales #PrincessCatherine #PrinceWilliam

No pretense, just “a lot of people call me Catherine”. This woman was born for the job. William chose well-Diana would be so proud. #PrinceandPrincessofWales #PrincessCatherine #PrinceWilliam

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