Can I cook you a meal?

can I cook for you?

Can I cook for you

Can I cook you breakfast?

#MeghanMarkle doesn’t have, off the top of her head,... ONE meal that is her favorite to cook for the family? Shit-I can give you three of mine right now that are family favorites, and I don’t cook that often anymore. I bake all the time though. So how is it that this self proclaimed cook who has a whole ass terrible show about cooking and entertaining can’t name ONE meal she enjoys making? Not the roast chicken? Not the single skillet spaghetti? Tell me you don’t cook without telling me you don’t cook. #MeghanMarkleIsAFraud 🎥: According2Tazshow more

I bet these ladies can’t even cook a meal... yet they have ultra high standards. What exactly to you bring to the table other than your hole?show more

7 pancakes.7 pancakes is all i can cook for you

I cooked you a meal!

I didn’t know you can cook and eat Chappies... Bubblegum with stew.show more

PARENTING MEN LISTEN For the boy child, you don’t... say I want you to go running, you say let’s go run. You don’t say, I want you to cook, you say let’s cook. You don’t say I want you to clean, you say let’s clean. You don’t say wake up early, you say we shall wake up so early tomorrow. It helps them appreciate that men or boys too can cook, can clean, can exercise, can lay beds, clean their toilets.show more

Can I be ya cook? 🥰

Who can I cook faaaa👀🫵🏽

Tim Cook: “Hey Elon can I get a picture?”... Then he does this 😂show more

Can I cook & clean for u?💕

They don’t tell you this, but you can cook... marrow bones in a cast-iron pan inside a pizza oven.show more

Homeless people in LA can build fires to cook,... but I can’t have a BBQ….show more