Confused on why I don’t have a boyfriend yet…

“Why don’t y’all have sesame chicken?” Her: “ I... have a boyfriend”💀show more

“why did you tell me you didn’t have a... boyfriend?” “technically, i don’t have a boyfriend. i have a husband.” he’s about to jump off that damn building and she’s cracking jokes 😭 #dynamitekiss #dynamitekissep3show more

I don’t know why I can’t find a boyfriend... I’ve tried everything!show more

If you know me personally, why don’t you have... a ponysona yetshow more

Dad says finally I have laid in a sensible... place. People say: “Why don’t you get air conditioning?” We have air conditioning and I don’t go in that room “Why don’t you get her a pool?” I have a pool and don’t go in it “Why don’t you put a fan on her?” There are multiple fansshow more

Please don’t mind me just happy I have a... boyfriend 🥹💕I love himshow more

See, this is why I don’t go running. I... don’t have a miniature pony. 🏃show more

Since I don’t have a boyfriend, Reddit gets to... enjoy my nudes instead 💕show more

I haven't finished talking yet. I am confused 😵‍💫

💬 chan, have u been on X yet? 🐺... no i have not. should i? let's go on X.. type "bang chan" WHY IS HE HEREshow more

Hopefully, someone at Google DeepMind sees this... I have... so many things I want to try on Veo 2, but I don’t have access yet 🙏show more

“I don’t know why I don’t have more friends”... Also me 24/7:show more

Harbaugh: “I really don’t have the answers - I... wish I did.” Herbert: “I don’t know. I haven’t figured it out yet.”show more

At 20 years old I bought a Maybach S680... and I don’t even have a driver’s license yet. God is great.show more

why have I seen no one post this yet... #sotm #fnafshow more

I really don’t understand why I don’t have a... six-pack. My obliques are defined, but the center is just flat. 🤷🏻‍♀️show more

Men don’t have COUCHIES! #happypride to everyone NOT confused... about that!show more