Give your users a receipt when they subscribe

How I feel walking out of a restaurant when... they give me a toothpick with my receiptshow more

When you give someone your phone and they start swiping😭😭

Twitter users when they run out of arguments:

YESTERDAY WAS THE BIGGEST WINNING DAY EVER FOR PRIZEPICKS... USERS ✅ Reply with a screenshot of your winning Lineup from yesterday + #ItsGoodToBeRight and we’ll give 50 chosen users a Bonus Lineupshow more

Thank you so much designbetter on the first ever... Portfolio Club review with MDS Aarron Walter Elijah Woolery. Subscribe to the podcast to watch full episode 🧡show more

when u reinstall an app and they give u... a tutorialshow more

When it's time to give your dog a shower/bath:

claude code users when they realize this .md file... will 10x their outputsshow more

You can control whether messages forwarded from you contain... a link to your profile. Adding exceptions for certain users or groups will make it so the link only appears (or never appears) when they forward your messages. #TelegramTipsshow more

Premium users can set an emoji status inside mini... apps – or give apps permission to automatically change it. Apps can integrate APIs from other services – to update your status when you're in a game 🎮 or watching a movie 🍿. #TelegramTipsshow more

𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚-𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗕𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗦 (𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝟬𝟱) a temple for your home... wifi. guests can tap for access when they enter (works best on android due to current apple limitations.. iphone users get a screen with the wifi information)show more

44. Receipt Printer recreated this thermal receipt in react... native + expo. prints your run then tears off. rate it 1-10show more

pat robertson in 2013 saying gay men wear a... spiky ring that cuts your finger when you shake their hands so they can purposely give you HIVshow more

Your honest reaction when all you did was give... Elon a little creditshow more

“Sometimes you’ve got to give your neighbours a bottle... of milk when your fridge is full.” 😂show more

Cows are just giant puppies 🐄🧡 They love cuddles,... get excited when they see their friends, and each one has a unique personality. Treat them with the same love you'd give your dog.show more