Here’s my attempt to finish your Monday well.

here’s my attempt at the Reze dance!! #chainsawman

Here’s my snow angel attempt. I wasn’t going to... do that again for sure lol 🥶show more

Well here’s my application 🗒️

You guys all want to know how to get... big Traps… Well…here’s your answer:show more

Today is officially my last day as your MP... and here’s my last public event on Canada Day. Dunk tank at the Legion seemed like the right way to finish it off!show more

Are you finding you’re losing the will to live... wading through the posts on here today? Well, to brighten your timeline and your life, here’s me channelling my inner Christine Keeler in my studio as my daughter takes my photo. And tells me off.show more

Well we’ll well. It’s time to finish the job Anon.

Monday can finish you completely.🥲

Dismembered enemies will make one final attempt to kill... you by exploding themselves when they grab you. Never drop your guard and always finish off your enemy… or else they may come back and finish you. We call it the NINJA GAIDEN special 😉.show more

This might sound crazy but… Monday NBA playoff games... are STACKED with the best lines to win this Week Here’s your $1,000 Parlay ☢️👇show more

Hope you’re all having a MARVEL-ous Monday! Here’s my... Ms. Marvel #bodypaint I painted on myselfshow more

Well I'm Attending Valentine's day Helicopter Ride To Ask... Me & Dinner To Finish Night Off My Girlfriend can't be fw 💓🌈show more

Well people gave money to Trans Lifeline and I’m... a man of my word so here’s my girlfriend’s parents’ first impression of me.show more

happy Monday. only way to start your week is... by serving my hairy alpha muskshow more

As promised to ⁦Claudia Winkleman⁩ on ⁦BBC Radio 2⁩... here’s my first attempt at my impression of ⁦President Donald J. Trump⁩ line dancing … Finola is teaching me to do it properly & (unless my wife intervenes) it may feature (briefly) in my Edinburgh show:show more

Here’s a sure fire cure For the Monday blues!

Well… At least they made an attempt?