Me: hello sir, just a single walking 9 please... *hands credit card* Grumpy muni employee: tee time? Me: nope GME: …. could be over an hour to tee off Me: that’s fine, beautiful day out I can wait Proceeded to walk up to the starter and get sent straight to the first tee 🤣 Absolutely love how the guys working at the muni act like they are being held hostage to work behind the counter. My favorite is when the starter looks at you like you murdered his family Anyways, here’s a 4 iron from 220 on 16. Love a long par 3 on the closing stretch from Donald Ross 🫶🏼show more

Connor Norby postgame: "They just want me to be... me, and it felt like for a long time I was trying to be someone that I wasn't, and I got away from the things I was good at. There's always time to work on your weaknesses. Those never stop, but it was when I was getting away from my strengths, that was what really hurt me. From day one, from the first conversation I had [with the #Rockies], it was we want you to be you."show more

Today’s Thai Lesson 101 with me: ‘ตี๋ (Tee)’ Let's... learn abt this because we use this word A LOT in Thailand. If you’re in a Thai fandom, you’re going to see it everywhere for sure 555555 So Originally, ‘Tee’ was used to describe a ‘Chinese-looking guy’ and ‘Muay’ was for a ‘Chinese-looking girl’ But what can I say? This is Thailand lol. Everything is gender-fluid here, so people just use whatever they want. I’ve seen people use ‘Muay’ for male artists and ‘Tee’ for female artists. In the GL/BL fandom, ‘Tee’ is mostly used to describe a Seme with that cool chinese look, while 'Muay' is for an Uke. Anyway, let’s look at these EmiBonnie moments as examples 1. An ANY posted "Recommended bedtime prayer. Put your hands together and say 'Love Seme-Tee, Love Seme-Tee, Love Seme-Tee, Love Seme-Tee. Amen." along with pics of Emi, and Bonnie replied "Amen." 2. Bonnie posted this on Halloween with the caption "ผีรักหนุ่มเต๋อ" (Phee Rak Num Ter), which is a spoonerism for "เผลอรักหนุ่มตี๋" (Phleur Rak Num Tee, 'Accidentally fell for a Tee guy'). Emi replied, "It’s me, the Muay-Tee." (And to add fuel to the fire, Pahn also replied to Bonnie "Do you love a Tee guy or a Tee girl? Just say it") 3. As y’all know, Bonnie just adopted lil Muju. When he was first adopted, she said, "The boba-eyes Tee boy is here kubb~" 4. Bonnie just posted a TikTok with this sound "Tee, pls don't leave me~ Tee~🥺" So... yeah. That's it for today's lesson! Hope y'all learned smth! 555555show more

If order to hit a big league fastball your... brain needs to decide to pull the trigger roughly 25 feet from the ball reaching the plate…. In order to do that, your eyes must be oriented at a spot 25 feet to your left for a righty or 25 feet to your right if you are a lefty…. This begs the question what is the point of hitting off of a tee?…The body will never work the same vs a live ball…. Look how different Mike Trout looks when hitting off of a tee vs hitting a live ball…Watch his left arm and left shoulder do completely different things. The right forearm supinates vs an overhand pitch but it pronates vs the tee…. It’s a function of where the biceps inserts onto the radius. There isn’t a hitter on earth that will use the same swing mechanics off of a tee as they will vs an overhand pitch.show more

A faceless bitch could never speak on my looks.... Also...I pull the men with my face that you have to get naked to pull. The men that you throw yourself at in the DMs only to be ignored? They text me just to make sure I'm having a great day. So yeah. Looks never an issue here.show more

I’m just gonna leave some links in the comments... to my work here. Help me move on from this corporate grind so I can do a daily writing grind. Pretty please. Today was a rough day at work. Like… it should have been an amazing day. The dumbass woman that I have purposefully left behind in different roles keeps popping up like a zit that’s infected.show more

Funny story about Gary Busey. I was driving home... from LAX after a Delta trip. The traffic was so bad on the 405 that night I decided to drive up the PCH, look at the ocean, and not get stressed. I pulled up to a stop light in Malibu, still in my Delta pilot uniform, epaulets and all. It was around midnight on a Friday. I looked to my left while at the light, in the vehicle next to me is Gary Busey. He looks over at me and sees me in my uniform and he freaks out! He thinks I’m a cop. 🤣🤣🤣 He immediately looks straight ahead and put his hands on the steering wheel at 10 and 2! No more eye contact. I laughed all the way home! 🤣🤣🤣show more

BTS V/TAEHYUNG INSTAGRAM STORY 241130 TH: 😊 TH: Hello,... ARMY you all Are you guys spending a warm end of the year? It's a relief that weather is not that cold yet! I've greeted you guys after a long time through the song. Even the duet with Hyoshin hyung, also the track and carol that comes out soon with respected Bing Crosby soon, the memories of (both) being great are graze past (me). Like that, once again, it's December. Actually the reason why I'm writing this text is because recently Yeontan has left us on a long journey to dog heaven. I thought a lot about how to tell you guys, but since ARMY you all sent so much love until now, I believed this was the right thing to do and delivered the news. I'll be really thankful if you guys think about Yeontan from time to time so he can be happy in dog heaven. I hope it's becomes a warm end of the year where you can say “I love you“ to your dear (pets). I also hope ARMY, you all, always stay healthy until the day we meet! I love you, thank you.show more

han jisung with his genius lyrics🫠 “when you gaze... at me, i get shy turn my head, cheeks blushing red raining stars pouring down from the heavens my heart is a bit bigger lets just say like a meteorite feels like i crossed light-years to just get to you is absolutely genuine, no cap just when i was wondering how else to express myself guess the sky answered me with a shower of stars”show more

Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough for a decade said:... “The walls were closing in on Trump.” Turns out the walls were closing in on Morning Joe. The show is being shortened, and Stephanie Ruhle will be taking over the time that they lost. She will be leaving her “vampire viewers” to host a new show at the 9–11 AM EST slot: RUHLE: “In just a few months, I am sadly going to miss you, vampire viewers, here at the 11th hour. I am going to be launching a morning show here at MS Now focused on my three favorite things: money, power, and politics.”show more

New Dirty Flip Flops Humiliation JOI 🩴👅 ~6 min,... DM me to purchase it directly or get it on my clip stores in the comments below ⬇️ I’ve been walking around in my flip flops all day and now they need to be cleaned asap! Why should a Goddess like me have to clean her own shoes when I can use a human doormat like you instead? I order you to lick the bottoms of my dirty flip flops clean and jerk off to them like the nasty foot bitch you are. 😈show more

JADE gets emotional reflecting on her North American tour... in a new TikTok: “I’m having so much fun on this tour. I just feel so grateful that I’m getting to do this at this point in my career. The fact that I get to tour [North America] after being in the industry for 15 years, and only now just getting to do my own headline tour, is incredible. It’s been a long time coming. What’s really beautiful about these shows is that when I look into the audience, I recognise so many of the fans here from back in the day, who’ve literally waited for years – like me! – for this moment. It just makes me feel so loved and supported to know people have believed in me enough to stick around for years waiting for this to happen. Anyone that’s bought a ticket, dressed up, made their own costumes… It’s just such a lovely, beautiful thing. I hope they can see when I’m on stage just how much that means to me, and how much I love performing and putting on the best show that I possibly can every single night. I will never ever take it for granted. I’m just so chuffed that I get to do this for a living… be a silly pop girlie, write and create music that brings people – and myself – a lot of joy… Thank you for believing in me. I literally get on the bunk on my bus most nights from the tour and just lie there like, ‘Oh my god! As if this is my life!’ It means a lot. I hope I get to do this for the rest of my life… Full of gratitude and lots of all the lovely emotions. Thank you so much.”show more

[SPOILERS] . . . . . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . "The thought of spending a single day without you torments my soul… the woman I was foolish enough to fall in love with. I love you. I cannot love a maid, I cannot be with a maid, I cannot think of a maid every waking hour, longing for a life with her and yet you have taken possession of me. you shot me back to life. you turned me from someone who could not sit still for a moment to one who wishes to be in one single place, beside you, as long as I might live." FUCK BENEDICT'S LOVE CONFESSION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 😭😭😭show more

Take it from me, a recent empty nester: The... Good Old Days don’t feel like it at the time. It feels more like hard work and struggle. The days are long but the years fly by. Then, one day you wake up and the house is quiet. One of my most cherished memories is coming home from work each day and opening the creaky back door to our 1947 craftsman home. My 3-year-old daughter (now 21) would drop her toys and run down the hall—her footsteps booming on the old wood floor—to greet me. I love my life and don’t want to go back, but I do wish I could pass one message across time to 35-year-old me: You’re living the Good Old Days right now. Savor every moment.show more

A day in the life of an 100,000+ acre... farm. Meetings start at the shop at 4:30am. You get in your drill and head off to your designated seeding area. There is about a 70km radius of crops to seed from the main binyard. I always thought 4:30am was so awesome. Imagine having to get everyone on board to wake up at 4am daily to crush acres, it’s a feat in this day and age undoubtedly. It’s also a reason why few can compete against operations like this, pure savagery. Every team that seeds together gets a crew truck. Nothing pisses a tired crew off more than being late & chances are you are driving your own truck out to the seeder when you show up late. It has to run like clockwork to seed everything in a timely manner because you may lose some days to rain. Typically you would run as long as you can every single day. A 16 hour days are easy, it’s the back to back to back 18 or 20 hour days that are killers. I really enjoyed the long hours, I had started to track every one of my movements by acres. I knew on a perfect day I could do about 766 acres a day, but every turn I would deduct acres, stop to piss I would deduct acres, run out and grab supper I would deduct acres, fill the seeder I would deduct acres, check my runs I would deduct acres, fix my hoses I would deduct acres, I knew exactly how to bang out an awesome day and that usually meant no liquids after 10am so I didn’t have to stop to piss. Not everyone did this, in fact probably no one but me did this but I was obsessed with efficiency at the time. Seeding could last anywhere from 25 to 45 days depending. 2 of the seeding units were kept to finish sloughs, while the rest of the tractors were cleaned up, serviced and dropped back off at the JD dealership. 5 or 6 tractors were kept for grain carts to use at harvest but next seeding year all brand new JD tractors will be used, there is never used tractors used, the deadline is far too important and the dependability & warranty is crucial to complete seeding on time.show more

🚨 UPDATE: The family of murdered Kentucky State Trooper... Hayden Phillips — his three young kids and his beautiful wife — are now being supported by a GiveSendGo campaign I've personally donated $500 to the fund. 100% of it will go to his family for funeral expenses and whatever else they need to get back up on their feet. This hero gave his life in the line of duty today at the hands of a career criminal. The LEAST we can do is take care of his beautiful family, from whom he was taken from FAR too early. If you can’t donate, please pray for the Phillips family 🙏🏻show more

his lyrics???? (feel like this captures more of the... nuance than the video translation) “when you look at me blankly, i get shy shyly turning my head, cheeks blushing red raining stars pouring from the heavens if i were to express my heart, it’d be bigger, like a meteorite feels like i crossed light years to get to you without a single lie, this is genuine while i was wondering about the way to express myself in place of me (expressing myself), the stars rained down from above”show more

This is an example of a justified punch. As... you can see the guy is merely holding his arms out the entire time trying to get the guy to hold back/deescalate the situation, the black guy swats his hand (this counts as a physical attack) the guy doesn't back down so he punches. The law literally doesn't care about whether you are justified or not though, so don't throw sucker punches, be ready to counter/defend against them, once someone physically lays their hands on you THEN you unload. As long as you fear for your life after all. NOTE: I've noticed this a lot, but a lot of people from "the hood" have a habit of saying shit like "don't touch me" when you aren't even touching them just trying to use motions and body language/defensive posture and then they make physical contact with you and throw the first punch or make physical contact: NEWSFLASH—saying "don't touch me" while touching someone doesn't make you the good guy lmao, same thing with the Alex Pretti case, the dimpshit put his hands on an officer, then proceeded to resist arrest while yelling "no don't touch me" like a retard, him getting shot was entirely legally justifiable (especially considering his gun discharged and instead of having his hands up or laying down/still he tries to get up and is reaching at his pants) I'm not trying to be tough (lmao) nor am I saying you have to fight fair (I don't) but you 100% need to know the law if you're going to have your ass covered. ITT: Don't be a retard and know the law.show more

One of my favorite features in Windrose (Windrose )... is the auto-deposit similar. Whenever you approach a storage box, you can automatically place all items from your inventory that are already in the box at the push of a single button. This is great for me because I play with Johnny, who I don't think has ever heard the word organized. Do you guys have a survival friend like that? You spend ages carefully placing and organizing boxes, just to be met with chaos every time they return to base? 🤣show more

I continue to try to teach my grandkids that... you have to play under the wind. If you hit it high, you will cry. There was nobody better than Trevino when it was windy, he could hit a 4-iron from a 100 yards. A genius. This is the 14th at Maidstone. My first time playing the course and what a magnificent course it is. Is 14 a candidate for the best par 3’s in the world?show more

A lot of hitters confuse being late with letting... the ball get deep. They’re not the same thing. In this video I show it with a simple example. I toss the ball and reach way out in front of me to catch it. That’s what late looks like. The ball already beat you… now you’re chasing it with your hands. Then I toss another one and catch it slightly behind me. That’s being on time and letting the ball get deep. When you’re late, your body and barrel are reacting after the ball passes your window. You’re forced to reach, cut across it, or roll it over. When you’re on time, you can let the ball travel and still control it. Now the barrel can stay through the zone longer, and you can drive it with authority. Deep ≠ late. Good hitters aren’t reaching for the ball… they’re on time enough to let it come to them. ⚾️ Train with an expert. Not an influencer.show more