Never interrupt detectives when they're celebrating, they might use... their prodigious intellect to kick the shit out of youshow more

When you try out 2XKO at EVO they give... you a coin to use on their gacha machine!show more

When people call you lazy because they never saw... the battles you fought just to get out of bed.show more

They ALWAYS use the NFL to roll out this... DARPA shit. #TheCreatorshow more

Yall she said Dey gonna kick her out for... saying it’s awful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I use to think ppl was lying when they say they kids said shit but braaaaa kids say ANYTHINGGGGGGshow more

Bradford's support is that shit they just wanted to... taunt Huddersfield instead of celebrating with their own fans, proper tinpotshow more

Malfoid wants to remind you that trans women will... never become real women. They will forever be some kind of simulacrum, usually a weird, uncanny variant of one as well. We'll never acquiesce to their demand to treat them as if they are a real woman. It will never happen, and the more they push it, the more we will reject it. They can send death threats, use violence, and use terrorist tactics, but we won't back down. Keep biological men out of sports. Stop grooming children. Keep men out of women's spaces.show more

One of the things you'll realize about leftists is... that they 100% hate it when you use their own tactics against them, they'll dox you, harass you, try to kill you but LORD FORBID you do anything back against them—they're pathetic hypocrites who have no mercy, and deserve none.show more

twitch streamers when they find out kick pays 95/5

Upepo is taking “tongue twister” to the next level... 👅 Okapis have really long, prehensile tongues which means they're made for gripping leaves high out of reach. They even use them to wash their faces and clean inside their own ears.show more

the guilt on both of their face when they... make a mistake.. they're really bestfriends 😭show more

the pause and slow head turn PLSS 😭😭 they're... gna have to kick aryan off set when they film s4 percabeth kissshow more

Gen X when you tell them they never needed... their job's permission to do things they enjoy in their off-time.show more

Dear Baloch brothers, be aware of their old tactics... they use when they are about to lose 😂show more

This is how I picture the Iranian people if... the day ever comes when they’re finally free and Trump visits their country… dancing in the streets, celebrating getting their lives back. Hell, by the end of the night they might be calling him Muhammad Trump. 🤣show more

People build rafts out of garbage to row themselves... to America. They marry their own brother like Ilhan Omar did just to get into America. Yet the second they get here, they chant death to America. Kick them out.show more

So here's the question: when OKC ceases to run... any meaningful team offense, is it because of the defensive pressure? Or they're just so used to out-talenting their opponents, they just can't consistently do it?show more