Nobody: Me: (When I get my PhD in 2028) 😂

Me when I get my Coffee in the morning! 😂

I was minding my own business when this nobody... pulls up beside me 😂 Literally a nobodyshow more

When I get my ⁦Tesla⁩ bot 😂😂

Me: “no I will not get drawn into Mbappé... to Liverpool rumours in big 2024” *also me when nobody is around 👀:show more

POV: Me and my boys when it's 2028 and... HDK is back in the CM officeshow more

When my wife’s feet get extremely cold… she sticks... them to me in winter 😂🥶show more

Delusional Kneegrows get mad when I post about that... indian lady, Kamala. They be calling me all types of names, talking bout I hate Black women, crying in my mentions. FOH, Loser. 😂😂😂show more

Nobody: Me when I hear a Sturgill Simpson song... in the wild:show more

Me when I ask my man a question &... he still lying in my face😂show more

me when I get my bloodline shoes

ELON MUSK: "I keep telling people I'm an alien,... but nobody believes me. When I got my green card, it said alien registration card. So, I have proof from the government." 😂show more

Me when I buy my first account and get... to spam floss in PR:show more

me when I get my hands on my chemical romance

My Mother Bathed me When I was a Child 😂😂

Me when I get my hands on my bear oomfs

Sometimes I just need to get comfortable when I... teach. Helps keep me in my element. #teachingshow more

Clock that tea, Asanwa 🤣❤️ Like, I pay for... the gym, I eat good, ofc I’m locked in! The “fat” insult is stale and tired, they should get creative. I be dancing and enjoying myself like this after my workout sessions so no, nobody can bully me 😌😂🤏 Btw, if you laugh at my dance, blocked 😂😂😂show more