"Obviously, your thoughts are being transmitted on the same... frequency." "They're on my cell phone, too." "Madame, I believe you're mistaken..." "(Wow, that lady's got a huge ass!)"show more

Got lost in a forest with zero cell signal... so that I can try out the Starlink-powered satellite data on my phone 🛰️show more

got in trouble at work for being on X... too much, so I built a tool that scrolls my timeline the more I code. now I can do both at the same timeshow more

Est you really need to share those pics boy…... 🦈: And I'm telling you, I have taken a lot of photos of pondphuwin. 🐼: Wait, they're not on your phone though. 🦈 : Uh... they're on my phone too. 🐼: I am screwed. PPWE LOL2026 LIVE #LOLFanFest2026LIVED5show more

I knew that Vision Pro could unlock your phone... with visionOS 26 while you're wearing it But I didn't know that you could ALSO use AVP's Optic ID for Passkey logins on the phone tooshow more

This is what happens on trains now. Me being... so pissed off at someone watching tv loudly on their phone (but also too aware that complaining would cause a row I can’t face) that I film a few seconds of it on my phone and post it on social media. Bring on the asteroid.show more

If you believe the hype of artificial intelligence has... come to an end, you're greatly mistaken. We are on the threshold of entering a new era of unprecedented magnitude.show more

Your phone can read your thoughts...At least the Samsung... 5g can. === My Samsung Phone reads my thoughts...No Joke. [EXAMPLE] 👉 I have Dedicated Research Phone. Used for nothing else I was THINKING of a handheld baseball game I played with on a train crossing the country in 1981. Then, I opened my phone and went to TikTok and THAT EXACT GAME popped up in my feed within 15 minutes. === I accidentally SAW someone's colonoscopy images. Minutes later...Those same type of images popped up on my TikTok feed. I was having stomach issues, then videos pop up about stomach issues. I think about a scene in a movie...That exact scene pops up on my TikTok feed. These phones 100% read our thoughts. ==== I went to my nieces for Christmas dinner. She explained how she was making the prime rib, rubbing in the spices into meat. Preheating the oven to 500 degrees, cooking for 20 minutes, then turning the heat off the rest of the way. I came home, opened up my phone, and a TikTok opened up describing exactly what my niece said... FYI...The phone was not with me at my nieces. Just sayin'show more

Ronda Rousey on Cris Cyborg: Obviously, a cheating, roided-up... bitch that totally cheated you out of your title that was deservingly yours. So, you're too nice to say it, so, I'm gonna say, fuck her and you're the best.show more

Woman receives a $1,200 fine after a Flock Safety... camera incorrectly claims she was on her phone, despite both of her hands being on the steering wheel. “I just got a $1,250 ticket in the mail for having my phone on my lap, face down, and both hands on the steering wheel.”show more

never forget i seen a girl in brooklyn calling... an uber on that same phone my mind was blownshow more

The West village NYC. I just got a phone... call from a business owner telling me to come see what's happening in the area tonight. What are your thoughts?show more

"was me being your boyfriend on the list?" "it... might be" "i guess you can check that off too" THEY ARE SO CUTE😭show more

Luka Doncic on the Lakers having a target on... their backs: “Yeah, I think so. I didn’t believe it before, but they say if somebody is out a long time, they play against the Lakers. I didn’t believe that for a long time, but obviously it’s the Lakers.”show more

q. what do you do on nights when you... can’t fall asleep? 🐥: that’s been me recently 🐰: me too. it’s come back again lately 🐥: should i guess? you probably just go on your phone, right? 🐰: yeah… i’m on my phone. i mess around on my phone… 🐥: that’s honestly it. ah i also do the whole rolling around to the left and to the right a lot. 🐰: what even is that ㅋㅋ do you mean tossing and turning? 🐥: no, not that. i just… roll around. the whole timeshow more

We’ve received a lot of footage of this new... sign that is being widely discussed throughout the city…what are your thoughts on it?🪧👀| #ONLYinDADE #Newsshow more

jeongin filmed his vlog on his phone 👤: can... your iphone storage handle this much footage? 🦊: i got the 1tb one~! 👤: what a baller 🦊: ㅎㅎㅎ it's not my phone. chan hyung let me borrow it! 👤: ah right chan 🦊: i couldn't bring myself to buy the 1tb one. i don't think i need that much and it's way too expensive!show more

Something I didn't notice until I got home -... the vibration is because the small Spectre thrusters are pulsing on and off to control the average thrust. You can see the thermal panels, the thrusters and the exaust plume all pulsing at the same frequencyshow more