Thought bubble… “Drat & double drat! Foiled again! And... I would have got away with it too if it weren’t for your pesky question…⚔️🧨🤬💥!!!”show more

If Tucker Carlson were doing this interview, it would... have far more viewers and far less interruptions. Sean Hannity got content gold and threw it away for nothing.show more

Boston Celtics forward Jaylen Brown told reporters in Orlando... postgame that he believes the #Magic got away with a lot tonight: “If you can get away with it, you know, I would do it too. So, that definitely affected us. We’ll be ready for Game 4.”show more

If it was about running away, they would have... fled at Badr, Uhud, or Khaybar. And if it was about being erased, they would have been erased in Karbala. Now… it’s already too late.show more

"it felt like too much to rest completely, and... since it was the last performance, i thought i would feel very disappointed. if there had been a situation where i had to perform, i would have postponed the surgery." haechan... 🥹🥹show more

This seems like it’s the latest craze amongst the... feral!!🤬 What would you do if this was your son? I know mine wouldn’t do it again and I never smacked any of mine, just my tone got results when needed.show more

Have not been on here in forever so thought... I would start it off again with this 🤣🤣 who can relate??show more

Idc if I have to restart a million times.... I’d do it again and again with you.show more

noah got the wrong move and made it up... with his 1001 reasons 💜: AACKK again again ❤️: i thought u hurt urself 🩷: i thought u sprained ur ankle 💜: no this, i did this on purpose. if u show a too-perfect image to ur juniors it’ll create a wall between you 😭😭show more

I got this bubble phone case for rosé and... she took it 😭😭😭😭😭 almost didnt make it cause there weren’t any security staff so I said next time but suddenly a body guard came upshow more

Very grateful for Zack Martin. He wasn't in when... Dak got hit the second time but I have a great feeling he would have done it again. That's protecting your QB.show more

TALES OF THE TRAVELING TICKLE CHAIR 🪶 y’all weren’t... ready for the raw footage. So I am currently in the OC 🍊setting up the tickling chair and thought I would make this clip since SO many people have been asking for the details on how I made this. I designed it with hinges to make it collapsible so I can easily transport it and reassemble it. What do you think?show more

If I woke up under your tree for Christmas,... would you have liked it? YES or NO?show more

Zee said this collection will have like light colors... which is for NuNew too so media asked Zee if he’s going to ask NuNew to wear it. Zee : I’ll aon (cutely ask) him to wear it. I want him to wear it. I would say “Nhu, if you wear my clothes, I would transfer you 100,000 thb right away!” Media : Wow!! ZEENUNEW X WATSONS 30TH #WatsonsxZeeNunew #30thanniversarywatsonsth 😂😂😂😂😂😂 (I think Nunew will def wear it. You’re back at challenging your baby again, Zee ! hahaha)show more

Should I shave his head when I see him... again tomorrow? Or maybe let him think he got away with it again but as he leaves, pull him back in, restrain him to a chair and finally have My way.show more

[Q]: Will you send your team to Moscow to... negotiate further? [President Trump]: If I thought it would help, I'd do it. I'd love to see that war end. I've settled eight wars and actually nine, and now it looks like we could have ten, but I would love to make that the tenth.show more

“Let’s mate and have a few kids. Truth is... I just got struck by cupid. Let's make this shit exclusive, she wear it if the shoe fit. If I lost her, I would lose it”show more

He needed to double-check that Alexandra was completely natural.... You can hardly blame her for that; she did it discreetly. I would have been watching too, but perhaps I wouldn't have been so discreet.show more

If the Pandemic Planning Liars don’t go to PRISON…they... will do it again. “So we’ll have to prepare for the next one…and that I would say…will get your attention this time…” -Eugenicist Bill Gatesshow more