When you eat the cracker that makes your hooves slippery

There's something addictive about that snug, secure feeling when... your feet are squeezed tight in hooves. #silicone #fetish #hoovesshow more

"It's not racist to say Cracker." "Yes it is!... When you throw the hard R in there, that makes it racist." "I prefer Saltine American." BASED🤣show more

when you touch the crystal that makes you shake... your shit in mid airshow more

POV: The food is so good it makes you... dance when you eat it 🤣❤️show more

when you eat something that wasn’t worth the calories

When you eat that fish fresh out the pan… 🤣

When your mom tells you to eat your vegetables

That moment when your mother-in-law’s side-eye makes you reevaluate... your entire outfit 👀show more

All you can eat restaurant when your card declines …

'Totally shocked!' That moment when your fried fish decides... it's not done living yet... Would you still eat it?show more

Just that big cat playing slippery slippery in the snow

When you’re already insecure about your face and someone... makes a joke about it, the amount of ugly you feel in that moment.show more

The kind of site that makes you question your... entire career →show more

when you want to eat your snack but you... find out your siblings have already eaten itshow more

Would you want your pen to be slippery

Shame on UK Prime Minister. Think of the farmers... that feed the British population. Working 7 days a week no matter what the weather. Most of us will be working on Christmas day. So when you sit down to eat your Christmas dinner think of the farmers that produced the food you eat.show more

The kind of pizza that makes you forget your... diet instantly 🍕show more

When your 4-year-old makes you question your entire ski career

If your body makes more noise than it used... to when you were 20 something, then we think you'll eat up Patton Oswalt's comedy! 🤣 Catch him at The Pabst Theater with the Effervescent tour on October 9th! ➤show more