whoever said to enter a domain, start combat &... immediately pull lohen saved me at least 200€ btw.show more

Me when the boys invite me to play Gabriella’s... Mod and I immediately start dying (They get 5 bitch passes per game btw)show more

My brother Abdullah called me and said: “There’s a... library that was destroyed by the occupation, and there are many important books that can be saved — instead of being taken by the displaced to be used as firewood for cooking.” I immediately went and managed to rescue many books — over 200 of them — some of which are more than 100 years old….+show more

RT This post if you would pull down my... tight leggings and give me a big surprise 😮 Might start a FUCK A FAN campaign and pick a lucky fan aswell. ❤️🤝 So to enter post a dick pic in the comments. 🍆💦show more

A life saved at #Ahmedabad station when a passenger... lost her balance while trying to board a moving train. ASI Ajay Pal Singh, acted swiftly to pull her to safety. #MissionJeevanRaksha RPF Western Railwayshow more

BREAKING: Witnesses at Lake Powell said a fire has... spread to at least five house boats at Wahweap Marina. Updates: 📹: Heather Rankinshow more

jeno said donghae called him to wish him a... happy birthday almost immediately at 12mn 🥹 #우리의바다_제노야_생일축하해 #HeavenLeeJENODayshow more

We’re SUPER hyped to collab with Nobody Sausage to... give away: • 5x $200 in $SUPER • 5x $200 in $NOBODY How to enter 👇 1. Follow Nobody Sausage & SuperVerse 2. Like, RT, and tag a friend Winners will be picked & DM'd next week!show more

"What did you do wrong?" This broke me and... healed me and was the subject of at least 3 of my therapy sessions. Like Hannah's mom said, a lot to unpack. #offcampusshow more

I imagine whoever it was that did this had... a really, really bad day. With that said, they are blessed & "lucky" to be alive.show more

Got to have been a wind up this btw.... Beat 0-3 and this is blasting in the fan plaza at FT. Pack that in immediately Evertonshow more

Jay called and said “ I need you to... play at Rucker for me” I said done deal, he said “ But, WE CAN NOT LOSE” I said say no more..We never did btw, but my first game at Rucker, this happened. 😆😆🔥 # TBTshow more

Mario Kart World has been fucking me up, but... I managed to pull this off at least (it's possible to do this without the feather, but the feather made this way easier LOL)show more

This looks like what was advertised to me. That's... all I ever said. I can pull up a million examples.show more

☃️On the 19th day of #Kwikmas, Kwik Fit gifted... me a an iPad thanks to our friends at Pirelli️ ☃️ Like this post and tag a friend to enter!!! T&C'sshow more

at the start of a fancall with riize’s anton,... the fan’s phone rang and her ringtone was cortis’ joyride. so at the end of the call, she said she wanted to recommend a song to him, and anton immediately went, “joyride?” since he had already heard it earlier ㅋㅋ #코르티스 #CORTISshow more

Like I said at the start of Season 4... Starting to feel like Patch 1 a little…🤷🏿‍♂️ Heatcheck giving me 2K24 Vibes as well😭 #NBA2K26show more

Shoutout to Nick Castellanos for being SUCH a good... interview. The man owns at least three of the top five funniest things ever said to me. I will never forget his Roman Empire answershow more