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$100,000,000. That's what our users deposited in our vaults... in under a year. June 2025: we opened our fixed and variable yield vaults, powered by Morpho 🦋. Your money should work for you, not against you. No lock-ups. No hidden fees. Fully on-chain, fully in your control. Thanks to everyone who trusted us from day one, and to the Morpho team powering it all. $100M is a milestone. Not the destination. $1B next 🚀show more

Tomorrow is Election Day. It’s time to term limit... John Cornyn. Time to turn the page on the establishment. Time to show Washington that Texans choose their leaders, not insiders, not $100 million war chests. On March 3, we deliver a new generation of leadership: America First. Combat-tested. Unapologetically conservative. Focused on service, not a 30-year career in Washington. This is our opportunity to choose the strongest general election candidate. To stop the establishment from buying this Senate seat. To send a Texas-sized message the entire country will hear. I’m Wesley Hunt. I’ve served this nation in combat. I’ve kept my word. And I’m respectfully asking for your vote. The time is NOW. 🇺🇸show more

🇺🇸 YOUR NEXT NEIGHBOR MIGHT BE A TESLA ROBOT... Tesla's Optimus rolled up to the Baron Conference in NYC and started greeting people like your friendly neighborhood barista. No lasers, no mission to destroy humanity. Just vibes and a wave. The idea? Get us used to robots hanging around in public like it’s normal. One “hello” at a time, Tesla’s making sure we don’t freak out when these things are running errands next to us. The future is here, and it’s waving at you. Source: CyberRobo, Baron Capitalshow more

One of the most profitable bots i've ever seen... on Polymarket crazy 9922 predictions with unreal 80% accuracy and $430k pnl in one month. making $8k-30k every day using the simplest and most obvious strategy ever. account: on 99% of Up/Down markets, it holds Up and Down positions at the same time. it buys both outcomes when combined price is under $1. example: 35¢ for Up, 62¢ for Down = 97¢ total. Risk-free profit in any case. doesn't wait until the market resolution, average holding time is just a few minutes. don't try this yourself, humans can't catch these mispricings. It all happens in milliseconds. I'm starting to seriously think about creating a similar bot, lol.show more

This run is not easy. Every morning I wake... up knowing that 60-70 km are waiting for me. Some days it’s the heat, some days it’s the rain, and some days it’s my own body asking me to stop. Now I have entered Central India, and the next big milestone is Nagpur. Maharashtra is welcoming me with peak summer temperatures, and every mile feels harder under this scorching sun. But I am not running because it’s easy. I am running because I have a dream bigger than my excuses. Kanyakumari to Karakoram is testing me every single day, but every mile is making me stronger. My mindset is simple, keep moving, no matter how hard it gets. The road to Karakoram is still long, but I am ready, comes my way. #RunAcrossIndia #kanyakumaritokarakoram #SufiRunnershow more

Obere Miget, this is a snipet of what you... are toying with. Ikechukwu mobilised these men. This is IPOB in Aba alone not even Biafraland or ESN. When the time comes, you and your criminal gangs will have no place to hide. That is an assurance. Ekeweremadu that gave the money you used to purchase your first laptop will not save you at the appointed time. The murderous kidnapping gangs behind the mayhem in our land will not save you. Other fraudsters like you came in the name of Biafra and after making noise disappeared back to the hole from whence they came. The same shall become of you. Nigerian government will see to it that you Midget and your criminal gangs will get your comeuppance. Keep making noise and spewing the trash that defines your retarded mind. 20.10.2024 My name is, Aha m bụ - Uchechigeme Anyanwụụtụtụ Okwu-Kanu.show more

⚠️ I’m not liking the way this Winter Storm... is trending for our Texas brotheren.... One aspect that isn’t being talked about enough is the combination of significant Ice Accumulations followed by days of Brutal Cold. If Texas were to receive even a fraction of the ice currently being shown, widespread power outages would become a real concern. With frigid air rushing in behind the storm, temperatures could remain at or below freezing for days, making recovery much harder. This will not be as cold as the deadly Winter Storm of 2021, but the dangerous combination of ice and prolonged cold will still be there. 🌡️ Some areas could see temperatures 30 to 40 degrees below average after the storm, which would compound impacts if outages occur. I’m not saying panic, my Texas brotheren, but this is a situation worth paying attention to and preparing for if current trends hold. 👀 I’ll be watching this LIKE A HAWK 🦅show more

First time in history, 🇶🇦Qatar ships are PAYING TOLLS... TO 🇮🇷IRAN just to cross the Strait of Hormuz. 🇺🇸US: How is this even possible?! This means Iran is winning- they’re making the rules now! 🇮🇷Iran: Your war only made us stronger and richer. See? Even Qatar is lining up to pay us. 🇶🇦Qatar: We had no choice… our LNG tankers were stuck. Better to pay than lose everything. 🇺🇸US: This is outrageous! You’re funding the enemy! 🇮🇷Iran: Cry harder. Strait of Hormuz is under our control now. Toll or stay home. 🇶🇦Qatar: Global energy needs us moving. We paid. It’s done. Context: Qatar has sent its first shipment of LNG through the Strait of Hormuz. (Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)show more

This morning the first thing on my phone was... a message from my friend at the front: “Is grandma okay?” I didn’t understand. Then I opened the news. Seven people killed. One street away from mine. I called granny. She’s alive. She says the building shook. Then the lights went out, everything went out, just darkness and explosions, and she thought the whole house was falling into an abyss. She said: I can’t talk right now. I need to come back to myself. Call me later. So I sit here, far away, thanking God it wasn’t her building. And immediately after that: next time it can be. Next time she is inside it. 27 ballistic missiles came at Kyiv last night and we could not stop them. Because we do not have what it takes to stop them. Patriots are the difference between an old woman making her morning tea and an old woman under concrete. I know the ritual by now. Shock. Condolences. “Unacceptable.” And Russia draws the only conclusion that matters to it: that it can keep doing this, and nothing will change. We need Patriots. And the licence for Europe to build these interceptors is not technology being given away. It is the difference between a family standing in a stairwell and a family under one. If this is not what alliances are for, then what they are for. My grandmother survived tonight. Someone else’s did not.show more

People in Portugal have put up with low interest... and high banking fees for too long. Today, we are changing that, by launching our localized branch including: -- A free current account with a Portuguese IBAN -- Interest on all your cash -- Local tax reporting It is time to expect more from your bank. Join our 200.000 Portuguese customers. One step further in democratizing wealth across Europe. Access to new features will be rolled out to all customers in the coming days. Investing involves risk. Trade Republic does not provide tax advice. See for further details. Trade Republic does not provide tax advice. Trade Republic Bank GmbH, Sucursal em Portugal is registered with Banco de Portugal under no. 0286.show more

DGCA, do you have the courage to hold SpiceJet... accountable? We’ve been stranded since 9:00 AM, and now we’re told an engineer will only arrive at 3:00 PM to inspect the aircraft because of a so-called technical issue. Yesterday’s flight was cancelled. Flights have reportedly been getting cancelled from 5 days, and even today there’s no certainty. Is this what you call aviation safety and passenger service? Are we idiots standing here for hours with no information, no accountability, and no respect for our time? If an airline can’t operate safely or on time, why is it still being allowed to sell tickets? DGCA, stop looking the other way. Do your job and take strict action against SpiceJet. Passengers deserve answers, not endless excuses! DGCA Kushok Bakula Rinpoche Airport, Leh SpiceJetshow more

Not to throw shade on the US government, but... they have been rejecting science, stalling clean energy advancements, and even planning to drill for fossil fuel in national parks, risking irreparable damage to our climate. One way to fight back is to support companies that move us in the right direction. My friend, one of the founders of Mado Dynamic smart window shades, showed me the prototype of his new technology and I totally geeked out! It may seem like a small thing, but energy loss from windows is a huge contributor to global warming. These shades will automatically adjust to keep heat out (or in, depending on the season and time of day), even when you’re not at home so less fossil fuels are burned to keep homes comfortable. And the founders of the company are trying to create a product with a price point low enough to be broadly accessible to average consumers everywhere from the US to the EU and India. So do me a favor: Check it out and invest in the kickstarter. We can still rally to build good things even when our government is working to destroy things!show more

“My Child’s Dream… A Loaf of Bread” Today… after... three long days of hunger and emptiness, we finally got just one kilogram of flour. Yes — after going three whole days without a single bite of food, we were able to get this small amount thanks to your generous donations. That single kilogram of flour cost $70 today — an unthinkable price, but for us, it meant life. I baked eight small loaves from it. We shared them between us — my wife, my children, and me — with nothing to eat alongside. No oil, no thyme, not even salt. Just the bread. And it felt like a feast. But the moment I will never forget was when my child saw the bread for the first time in days. He ran to me at the door, screaming with joy, as if I had brought him a toy he’d dreamed of for months, as if that warm bread was a piece of happiness we had long lost. We love life. We want to live. We want to feed our children. We don’t want to die of hunger. And today, our biggest dream… is simply a bag of flour. That dream now costs $1,000 — yes, $1,000 for a single bag of flour. This is my child’s dream — not a toy, not clothes, just something to eat. Please… Keep donating. Keep reaching out with compassion and kindness. Every loaf of bread you help provide is a heartbeat for us. From the hearts of hungry mothers and children, we say: Thank you… and please, don’t forget us.show more

Football is giving us real-time education on how generational... transition should work - smooth, respectful, unrestricted, and embraced without any party feeling displaced or threatened. When Lionel Messi stood up in a moment of extreme respect for Lamine Yamal, it was more than a simple gesture. It was a symbolic handing over of the torch from one generation to the next. No ego. No denial. No desperate clinging to fading relevance. Just pure acknowledgment that the future has arrived and it is time to elevate it. This is exactly how the corrupt United Opposition of geriatric fossils - led by Rigathi Gachagua, Kalonzo Musyoka, Fred Matiangi, Justin Muturi, James Orengo, Martha Karua, Mukhisa Kituyi, David Murathe, and Uhuru Kenyatta - should be conducting themselves when they have the privilege of being in our presence. We are taking over whether they like it or not. We do not need them. We do not want their recycled ideas, their tribal arithmetic, or their endless betrayals. The torch is ours now. The sooner these useless fossils stop living in denial and embrace the wave, the easier their remaining years in Kenya will be. Because just as they made the country nearly uninhabitable for us through corruption, repression, and economic sabotage, we have the power and the will to dismantle their ill-gotten wealth and retirement perks when the time comes.show more

My baby is only 10 days old… born into... famine and under fire My little boy… my innocent angel… Ali, not even ten days old, came into this world during one of the darkest and most brutal times. He was born in Gaza, born into a genocide. An infant with no fault except that he is Palestinian — born in a place where milk is under siege, childhood is a target, and dreams die before they’re born. His birth was a nightmare. His mother, exhausted from hunger and malnutrition, barely survived. She cannot breastfeed him… she barely has the strength to hold him. And my baby? He cries endlessly. No formula, no diapers, no crib to sleep in, no warmth, no safety — only the cold arms of war. One can of infant formula costs $100, and a pack of diapers is nearly $400 — and we need them every week at least. But I stand here empty-handed… powerless… broken. I cannot give my child the most basic of rights: to be fed, to be clean, to be held in peace. My son, forgive me… I never knew you would be born into a world so cruel. I never imagined your first taste of life would be hunger, deprivation, and pain. But I will never stop trying. To those reading these words — you are our hope. My children need the bare minimum to survive. Your donations, your compassion, your humanity — they are the only things that can save my baby from this slow death, from a hunger that is louder than war. Please… help me save Ali. Help me protect a childhood that began in tragedy.show more

“The dream of “Khalistan” ~ a sovereign homeland ~... is no longer just a vision. It’s becoming a reality” For decades, Sikhs gave everything to build and strengthen India ~ our blood, service, and sacrifices. But in return, India gave us betrayal, genocide, and systemic suppression. The policies never changed ~ the goal has always been the elimination of the Sikhs. Now the Sikh nation has come to a final conclusion: our survival, safety, and future are not possible under Indian rule. The land of Punjab, illegally occupied by India, must and will be reclaimed. “Khalistan is not just a right - it’s essential for Sikh survival.” According to international law and the UN Charter, self-determination is a legal right ~ especially for nations who ruled their own land and then faced occupation and genocide. Sikhs ruled Punjab for centuries. What we face today is not “integration,” it’s military occupation and systematic destruction of our identity. India has completely lost all moral, legal, and historical claim over Punjab. A state built on lies, bloodshed, and genocide can never justify its occupation. Khalistan is not a demand ~ it’s the inevitable outcome of justice long denied. It’s not just our right ~ it’s the only path to survival, dignity, and freedom. No amount of propaganda, force, or delay can stop what’s coming. “Khalistan is rising ~ and this time, the world will witness the rebirth of a sovereign nation.” #KhalistanZindabaedshow more

RISEx Testnet Trading Competition is live We’re not here... for clout or engagement bait. We’re a passionate going all-in on something we believe in. We’ve built something novel. Orderbooks with this performance have never truly shared execution and liquidity on the EVM. But atomic composability isn’t enough. We aspire for RISEx to be world-class. To get there, we need you. We need you to test it, trash it! Tell us what sucks, what slaps, and what you wanna see next. I want our risk engine to weep. This is important work, and we don’t expect you to work for free… so we’re gonna have some fun with it. Simple deal: Each round, you get $1k testnet USDC. Trade on RISEx testnet and win. Trade to win, provide feedback to win, get liquidated… and yes, also win. Win what? Win USDC on RISEx and win access to RISEx private mainnet. Time to test your skills at: or there lack of. And jump into our discord!show more