BAGS… explained

I’m surprised that you don’t charge fat people for overweight

She’s far too well dressed and nice to be an actual member of Ryanair staff 🤣

Hands up if you survived 5AM Stansted… and got wiped out by a cabin bag fee 🙋‍♂️

Ok, so why do I hear stories of people checking the size, it fitting easily and yet your staff telling them they must pay?

Why are you getting an African to explain this to us?

Translation: we will not lube up our finger before inserting it into your ring piece.

I was charged £72 for this in Gdansk yesterday. It’s 55x35x20?

When's the white privilege fee kicking in?

FUCKS… not given

Just take a Tesco bag for life and be done with it.