Benioff in prime @benioff form: “We all know now that Microsoft Copilot is basically the new Microsoft Clippy.”

@Benioff Turns out the Infinite Paperclip AI risk is real, it’s just in the form of Clippy!

@Benioff This guy is completely disconnected. Just the other day, I used Copilot to build a complex SQL query with inner joins, left joins, and joined five different tables. Oh, and it was my first time ever using SQL. Copilot definitely provides value.

@Benioff salesman be salesing

@Benioff Does he sound like steve ballmer in 2010 before he gets replaced by a lanky innocent looking Indian CEO ?

@Benioff Ballmer-esque

@Benioff microsoft should just man up and call it "OpenAI Co-Pilot". will 10x their AI ROIC.

Asked @xai whether it agrees; "Given this context, while the comparison by Benioff might be more for humor or to stir conversation rather than a deep technical critique, there's a kernel of truth in the sense that both represent Microsoft's attempt at user assistance through evolving tech interfaces. However, whether Copilot will be as iconic or as dismissed as Clippy remains to be seen as users adapt to and integrate such tools more deeply into their workflows. So, do I agree? Partially, in the spirit of the comment being a playful jab rather than a technical assessment. Functionally and technologically, Copilot is far beyond Clippy, but the comparison captures the tech industry's ongoing fascination with ever-present digital assistants.

@Benioff Why has he sold $27 million worth of $CRM stock every single day for the past 8 months?? This is why: They have passed peak growth and are guiding below the street and the Einstein co-pilots are a bust. B of A says they won't see material revenue from AI until back half of 2026.

@Benioff @Benioff is 🎯

@Benioff Sounds scared. I would be a little if I were him too.