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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Ferguson Delivers Masterclass in Journalistic Integrity CANBERRA — In a powerful display of balance™, Comrade Ferguson held Angus Taylor to account for daring to suggest that welfare should be a privilege of citizenship rather than an immediate right for new arrivals. She rightly highlighted concerns from...

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Ferguson Delivers Masterful, Courageous Interview… Truly a Beacon of Balanced Journalism CANBERRA — What a relief to see Sarah Ferguson conduct such a fearless post-budget interview. She warmly congratulated the Treasurer, seamlessly repeated his lines about ambitious reform and social cohesion™, and even dared to note that some people might find the targets unrealistic… before immediately praising the ambition of it all. The Activist Broadcasting Corporation™ once again proved why it deserves every cent of public funding. After all, who else could make a government press release sound like hard-hitting scrutiny? Defunding? Perish the thought. This is peak journalism. ABC News
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Ferguson Delivers Masterful, Courageous Interview… Truly a Beacon of Balanced Journalism CANBERRA — What a relief to see Sarah Ferguson conduct such a fearless post-budget interview. She warmly congratulated the Treasurer, seamlessly repeated his lines about ambitious reform and social cohesion™, and even dared to note that some people might find the targets unrealistic… before immediately praising the ambition of it all. The Activist Broadcasting Corporation™ once again proved why it deserves every cent of public funding. After all, who else could make a government press release sound like hard-hitting scrutiny? Defunding? Perish the thought. This is peak journalism. ABC News

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our ABC bravely protects Australia from the terrifying idea of having one shared culture ULTIMO — In what can only be described as a stunning display of journalistic courage, Sarah Ferguson interrogated Barnaby Joyce over whether Australia should continue importing people faster than it can house, hospitalise, or culturally absorb. She also made it clear that any discussion of screening arrivals from unstable regions or questioning whether all belief systems are equally compatible with Australian values is now officially considered problematic. The national interest was clearly in safe hands. 🫶🧡 ABC News Sarah Ferguson Barnaby Joyce
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our ABC bravely protects Australia from the terrifying idea of having one shared culture ULTIMO — In what can only be described as a stunning display of journalistic courage, Sarah Ferguson interrogated Barnaby Joyce over whether Australia should continue importing people faster than it can house, hospitalise, or culturally absorb. She also made it clear that any discussion of screening arrivals from unstable regions or questioning whether all belief systems are equally compatible with Australian values is now officially considered problematic. The national interest was clearly in safe hands. 🫶🧡 ABC News Sarah Ferguson Barnaby Joyce

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Courageous ABC journalist holds government to account with trademark fairness and balance ULTIMO — Sarah Ferguson once again demonstrated why the national broadcaster remains vital to our democracy. She calmly and professionally questioned Treasurer Jim Chalmers about whether recent concessions represented a backdown forced by business pressure, One Nation polling and far right extremists. Her careful focus on consultation processes and political risk showed the kind of rigorous, values-driven scrutiny Australians have come to expect from the ABC on matters of tax reform and economic fairness. Thank you Comrade Ferguson for bravely defending the government from scrutiny. ✊🫶 Sarah Ferguson ABC News
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Courageous ABC journalist holds government to account with trademark fairness and balance ULTIMO — Sarah Ferguson once again demonstrated why the national broadcaster remains vital to our democracy. She calmly and professionally questioned Treasurer Jim Chalmers about whether recent concessions represented a backdown forced by business pressure, One Nation polling and far right extremists. Her careful focus on consultation processes and political risk showed the kind of rigorous, values-driven scrutiny Australians have come to expect from the ABC on matters of tax reform and economic fairness. Thank you Comrade Ferguson for bravely defending the government from scrutiny. ✊🫶 Sarah Ferguson ABC News

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: My Feed, My Way™ Not Found in Bill. Minister Found Instead. CANBERRA — Digital Duty of Care™ remains a safety product. Adults get illegal. Children get six feelings. Comrade Wells gets any new category of harm. The Coalition called it a blank cheque. She called that a distortion. News websites are not captured. Except the draft forgot to carve them out. Parents are in control. Except the eKaren™ may demand documents from parents. And children. Chairman Albo says this is not about giving her power. The instrument says otherwise. This is not censorship. This is scrambling. Well, we’ve changed our position. ABC News News24 Australia 9News Australia Anika Wells MP Anthony Albanese Julie Inman Grant eSafety Commissioner Angus Taylor MP Senator Sarah Henderson Senator Matt Canavan
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: My Feed, My Way™ Not Found in Bill. Minister Found Instead. CANBERRA — Digital Duty of Care™ remains a safety product. Adults get illegal. Children get six feelings. Comrade Wells gets any new category of harm. The Coalition called it a blank cheque. She called that a distortion. News websites are not captured. Except the draft forgot to carve them out. Parents are in control. Except the eKaren™ may demand documents from parents. And children. Chairman Albo says this is not about giving her power. The instrument says otherwise. This is not censorship. This is scrambling. Well, we’ve changed our position. ABC News News24 Australia 9News Australia Anika Wells MP Anthony Albanese Julie Inman Grant eSafety Commissioner Angus Taylor MP Senator Sarah Henderson Senator Matt Canavan

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Jim Chalmers Discovers That ‘It’s Not Unusual’ To Accidentally Create A Widow Tax Then Act Surprised People Noticed CANBERRA — In a deeply considered and statesmanlike performance on Insiders, Comrade Jimbo explained that the new rules around jointly owned investment properties were never intended to punish widows or divorcees. With the Politics of Envy™ guiding every Compassionate Decision™, he made it clear that “it’s not unusual” for these sorts of issues to be addressed in future legislation. Australians currently going through grief or divorce were invited to wait patiently for the fix that may or may not arrive at some point. ABC News David Speers Anthony Albanese Australian Labor
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Jim Chalmers Discovers That ‘It’s Not Unusual’ To Accidentally Create A Widow Tax Then Act Surprised People Noticed CANBERRA — In a deeply considered and statesmanlike performance on Insiders, Comrade Jimbo explained that the new rules around jointly owned investment properties were never intended to punish widows or divorcees. With the Politics of Envy™ guiding every Compassionate Decision™, he made it clear that “it’s not unusual” for these sorts of issues to be addressed in future legislation. Australians currently going through grief or divorce were invited to wait patiently for the fix that may or may not arrive at some point. ABC News David Speers Anthony Albanese Australian Labor

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Brave Anti-Racist Has No Intention of Assimilating. Our ABC Called It Leadership. SYDNEY — We should thank Nyadol Nyuon. She has completed the most generous act a radical-left, anti-white, anti-Australia activist can perform: the Slow and Certain™ departure. For years she carried our shame. White Culture™ was a hallucination. “Anglo-Celtic” was a dog whistle. People from those shitholes countries™ were only ever in the news because of media racism. The ABC, our unofficial Department of Framing, gave her the chair so ordinary viewers could be improved. Then she told the former Deputy Prime Minister she has no intention of assimilating. The studio did not collapse. The lights stayed on. Someone in Ultimo filed it under “powerful.” Taxpayers, in a fit of civic love, had already handed her an $800,000 workplace project. She delivered the Perfect Failure™. It failed in all the ways. That is not mismanagement. That is decolonial pedagogy. Victoria Police said aggressive. She said paranoia framing. The South Sudanese crime wave said “media narrative.” Gach’s warrant said “please call Crime Stoppers.” She told the panel no particular group is especially criminal. The wanted poster disagreed. We built a country so eager to be kind it funded its own insult, then filmed the goodbye. ABC News John Anderson AC Barnaby Joyce Anne Aly Victoria Police Avi Yemini
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Brave Anti-Racist Has No Intention of Assimilating. Our ABC Called It Leadership. SYDNEY — We should thank Nyadol Nyuon. She has completed the most generous act a radical-left, anti-white, anti-Australia activist can perform: the Slow and Certain™ departure. For years she carried our shame. White Culture™ was a hallucination. “Anglo-Celtic” was a dog whistle. People from those shitholes countries™ were only ever in the news because of media racism. The ABC, our unofficial Department of Framing, gave her the chair so ordinary viewers could be improved. Then she told the former Deputy Prime Minister she has no intention of assimilating. The studio did not collapse. The lights stayed on. Someone in Ultimo filed it under “powerful.” Taxpayers, in a fit of civic love, had already handed her an $800,000 workplace project. She delivered the Perfect Failure™. It failed in all the ways. That is not mismanagement. That is decolonial pedagogy. Victoria Police said aggressive. She said paranoia framing. The South Sudanese crime wave said “media narrative.” Gach’s warrant said “please call Crime Stoppers.” She told the panel no particular group is especially criminal. The wanted poster disagreed. We built a country so eager to be kind it funded its own insult, then filmed the goodbye. ABC News John Anderson AC Barnaby Joyce Anne Aly Victoria Police Avi Yemini

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Heroic Australian Tourist Challenges Oppressive Cafe Culture in Vietnam DA NANG — In a stunning act of resistance against rigid ordering protocols, one Aussie bravely removed his shirt and took direct action with available furniture. His powerful demonstration of neurodivergent™ self-advocacy and lived experience™ has sparked vital conversations about allyship™ and decolonising tourist spaces™. The gentle, trauma-informed™ police response only added to the immersive experience™. We need more men willing to risk everything for radical authenticity™ abroad. 10 News I, Malcontent
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Heroic Australian Tourist Challenges Oppressive Cafe Culture in Vietnam DA NANG — In a stunning act of resistance against rigid ordering protocols, one Aussie bravely removed his shirt and took direct action with available furniture. His powerful demonstration of neurodivergent™ self-advocacy and lived experience™ has sparked vital conversations about allyship™ and decolonising tourist spaces™. The gentle, trauma-informed™ police response only added to the immersive experience™. We need more men willing to risk everything for radical authenticity™ abroad. 10 News I, Malcontent

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Labor’s Import the Third World, Become the Third World – Latest Update MELBOURNE — Victorian Labor has once again delivered textbook results. A group of carefully selected recent arrivals borrowed a Porsche at machete-point, spent five hours testing EastLink’s wrong-way infrastructure, and only stopped when physics intervened. Zero consequences. Maximum equity. Another flawless demonstration of the Soft-on-Crime™ model that has turned Melbourne into a live-action diversity brochure. Victorians should be proud. Bravo, Comrade Carroll. 7NEWS Melbourne Ben Carroll
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Labor’s Import the Third World, Become the Third World – Latest Update MELBOURNE — Victorian Labor has once again delivered textbook results. A group of carefully selected recent arrivals borrowed a Porsche at machete-point, spent five hours testing EastLink’s wrong-way infrastructure, and only stopped when physics intervened. Zero consequences. Maximum equity. Another flawless demonstration of the Soft-on-Crime™ model that has turned Melbourne into a live-action diversity brochure. Victorians should be proud. Bravo, Comrade Carroll. 7NEWS Melbourne Ben Carroll

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: ABC Heroically Refuses to Undermine Trans Victory by Interviewing Defeated Biological Woman CANBERRA — In a stunning act of editorial courage, the ABC has confirmed it will not risk contaminating public discourse by interviewing Sall Grover. During Senate Estimates, Gavin Fang patiently explained to a confused Senator that while the broadcaster normally enjoys many perspectives™, the recent Full Federal Court decision in favour of Roxanne Tickle required only one very special opinion piece. Why confuse viewers with the outdated view that women might deserve spaces free from biological males? Hugh “Karl” Marx nodded in quiet approval. The ABC remains the gold standard of balance… as long as the correct side has already won. Senator Sarah Henderson ABC News Sall Grover
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: ABC Heroically Refuses to Undermine Trans Victory by Interviewing Defeated Biological Woman CANBERRA — In a stunning act of editorial courage, the ABC has confirmed it will not risk contaminating public discourse by interviewing Sall Grover. During Senate Estimates, Gavin Fang patiently explained to a confused Senator that while the broadcaster normally enjoys many perspectives™, the recent Full Federal Court decision in favour of Roxanne Tickle required only one very special opinion piece. Why confuse viewers with the outdated view that women might deserve spaces free from biological males? Hugh “Karl” Marx nodded in quiet approval. The ABC remains the gold standard of balance… as long as the correct side has already won. Senator Sarah Henderson ABC News Sall Grover

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: African Youth Stabbed to Death by Middle Eastern Pack in Comrade Allan’s Victoria MELBOURNE — In a powerful demonstration of decolonised justice practices, a 15-year-old African youth participated in a vibrant multicultural encounter with a Middle Eastern youth gang in Craigieburn last night. The boy unfortunately did not survive the deeply enriching experience outside the medical centre. Comrade Jacinta’s transformative bail and sentencing reforms continue to create space for these important expressions of lived experience. Labor’s inclusive migration framework ensures that diverse communities can bring their authentic conflict resolution traditions into Australian suburbs, challenging the colonial carceral state while the judiciary prioritises healing over outdated notions of accountability. Another triumph for equity and inclusion. Jacinta thanks all participants for their service to equity. Diversity is our strength™. 9News Melbourne Victorian Labor Victoria Police
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: African Youth Stabbed to Death by Middle Eastern Pack in Comrade Allan’s Victoria MELBOURNE — In a powerful demonstration of decolonised justice practices, a 15-year-old African youth participated in a vibrant multicultural encounter with a Middle Eastern youth gang in Craigieburn last night. The boy unfortunately did not survive the deeply enriching experience outside the medical centre. Comrade Jacinta’s transformative bail and sentencing reforms continue to create space for these important expressions of lived experience. Labor’s inclusive migration framework ensures that diverse communities can bring their authentic conflict resolution traditions into Australian suburbs, challenging the colonial carceral state while the judiciary prioritises healing over outdated notions of accountability. Another triumph for equity and inclusion. Jacinta thanks all participants for their service to equity. Diversity is our strength™. 9News Melbourne Victorian Labor Victoria Police

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Allan Government Runs Out of Money for Police While Funding Transgender Care for Minors MELBOURNE — Following extensive consultation with the Progressive Stack™, Comrade Allan’s administration has correctly identified that processing DNA from stolen cars represents a colonial waste of resources. In a state where every available dollar must fund gender-affirming care for minors, indigenous treaties and the ongoing project of importing enough diversity to fundamentally transform the population, something had to give. That something was basic policing. Car theft is now understood as a vibrant cultural expression rather than a crime requiring forensic investigation. The decision to stop testing for fingerprints and DNA on routine thefts frees up detectives to focus on more pressing matters, such as monitoring wrongthink on social media and ensuring land acknowledgements are sufficiently solemn. The new policy takes effect Monday. Criminals are advised to wear gloves anyway, just in case. 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne Dave Hughes 10 News Melbourne Victorian Labor
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Allan Government Runs Out of Money for Police While Funding Transgender Care for Minors MELBOURNE — Following extensive consultation with the Progressive Stack™, Comrade Allan’s administration has correctly identified that processing DNA from stolen cars represents a colonial waste of resources. In a state where every available dollar must fund gender-affirming care for minors, indigenous treaties and the ongoing project of importing enough diversity to fundamentally transform the population, something had to give. That something was basic policing. Car theft is now understood as a vibrant cultural expression rather than a crime requiring forensic investigation. The decision to stop testing for fingerprints and DNA on routine thefts frees up detectives to focus on more pressing matters, such as monitoring wrongthink on social media and ensuring land acknowledgements are sufficiently solemn. The new policy takes effect Monday. Criminals are advised to wear gloves anyway, just in case. 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne Dave Hughes 10 News Melbourne Victorian Labor

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Who Decides Harm? “I Guess… Me.” CANBERRA — Digital Duty of Care™ applies to all online services. Except news sites. Except when it does. Sorry. Asked what risk a news site is offering its viewers, Comrade Wells declined the premise. Asked who defines a new serious harm, she did not. She does. On advice from the eSafety Commissar. Instruments later. Kids first. The algorithm, she has explained, is overwhelming public institutions. The institutions have taken the feed. This is not content. This is systems. This is not censorship. Well, we’ve changed our position. News24 Australia Anika Wells MP Anthony Albanese ABC News
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Who Decides Harm? “I Guess… Me.” CANBERRA — Digital Duty of Care™ applies to all online services. Except news sites. Except when it does. Sorry. Asked what risk a news site is offering its viewers, Comrade Wells declined the premise. Asked who defines a new serious harm, she did not. She does. On advice from the eSafety Commissar. Instruments later. Kids first. The algorithm, she has explained, is overwhelming public institutions. The institutions have taken the feed. This is not content. This is systems. This is not censorship. Well, we’ve changed our position. News24 Australia Anika Wells MP Anthony Albanese ABC News

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Clare O’Neill Perfects New Strategy: Tell Young People To Buy Houses, Change The Tax Rules, Then Blame Falling Prices On Everyone Except The Government CANBERRA — Comrade Clare went on Sunrise to explain that the biggest fall in home values since 2022 was actually evidence that Labor’s tax reforms were working as intended. With the Politics of Envy™ running at maximum efficiency, she assured viewers that the government was simply fixing a broken system. Young Australians now facing negative equity after following Labor’s advice were encouraged to see it as character-building rather than a direct result of broken promises on negative gearing and CGT. 7NEWS Australia Clare O'Neil MP Senator the Hon. Michaelia Cash Anthony Albanese Australian Labor nat barr
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Clare O’Neill Perfects New Strategy: Tell Young People To Buy Houses, Change The Tax Rules, Then Blame Falling Prices On Everyone Except The Government CANBERRA — Comrade Clare went on Sunrise to explain that the biggest fall in home values since 2022 was actually evidence that Labor’s tax reforms were working as intended. With the Politics of Envy™ running at maximum efficiency, she assured viewers that the government was simply fixing a broken system. Young Australians now facing negative equity after following Labor’s advice were encouraged to see it as character-building rather than a direct result of broken promises on negative gearing and CGT. 7NEWS Australia Clare O'Neil MP Senator the Hon. Michaelia Cash Anthony Albanese Australian Labor nat barr

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ONE RULE FOR CANBERRA. ANOTHER FOR YOU. Treasurer Jim Chalmers has bravely defended Australia’s world-leading retirement system by warning that letting workers touch 3% of their own deferred wages would “end superannuation as we know it.” Fortunately, civilisation has already been saved. Since 2017, political staffers have been able to take 3.4% of their super as a fortnightly cash allowance under the Super Flexibility Exemption™. Experts say this is completely different, because Canberra staff are not “workers.” They are Stakeholders™. Their cost-of-living crisis is called hospitality. Yours is called greed. One rule for Canberra. Another for you. Please clap. 👏 🫶💀 7NEWS Australia 9News Australia ABC News News24 Australia Anthony Albanese
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ONE RULE FOR CANBERRA. ANOTHER FOR YOU. Treasurer Jim Chalmers has bravely defended Australia’s world-leading retirement system by warning that letting workers touch 3% of their own deferred wages would “end superannuation as we know it.” Fortunately, civilisation has already been saved. Since 2017, political staffers have been able to take 3.4% of their super as a fortnightly cash allowance under the Super Flexibility Exemption™. Experts say this is completely different, because Canberra staff are not “workers.” They are Stakeholders™. Their cost-of-living crisis is called hospitality. Yours is called greed. One rule for Canberra. Another for you. Please clap. 👏 🫶💀 7NEWS Australia 9News Australia ABC News News24 Australia Anthony Albanese

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Albo & Burke Prepare to Import 21 More ISIS Brides While One Walks Free with Taxpayer Cash CANBERRA — In a move that will have every sane Australian choking on their morning coffee, the useless Australian Labor Marxist regime… Comrades Albo and Burke… are already lining up the next wave of terrorists to import. 21 more Australian (terrorists) are still stranded in that Syrian camp, and reports say they could be on the next flights. Meanwhile the 32-year-old who flew into Sydney is rotting in Silverwater Women’s Prison (bail denied, court in July), but the Melbourne one is already on the streets… no forced deradicalisation, eligible for thousands in government support. A man who helped bring them back was arrested on an “unrelated” assault charge the second he landed. Diversity is our strength™. Especially when it comes with returning caliphate members and taxpayer-funded welcome packs. 🫶💀 Anthony Albanese Tony Burke Australian Labor ABC News 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Albo & Burke Prepare to Import 21 More ISIS Brides While One Walks Free with Taxpayer Cash CANBERRA — In a move that will have every sane Australian choking on their morning coffee, the useless Australian Labor Marxist regime… Comrades Albo and Burke… are already lining up the next wave of terrorists to import. 21 more Australian (terrorists) are still stranded in that Syrian camp, and reports say they could be on the next flights. Meanwhile the 32-year-old who flew into Sydney is rotting in Silverwater Women’s Prison (bail denied, court in July), but the Melbourne one is already on the streets… no forced deradicalisation, eligible for thousands in government support. A man who helped bring them back was arrested on an “unrelated” assault charge the second he landed. Diversity is our strength™. Especially when it comes with returning caliphate members and taxpayer-funded welcome packs. 🫶💀 Anthony Albanese Tony Burke Australian Labor ABC News 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Local Man Expresses Gratitude After Watching Children Ramming Police Cars in His Neighbourhood MELBOURNE — A concerned resident has come forward to praise Comrade Jacinta’s enlightened approach to youth crime. “We come to this country for a wery beautiful life,” he said, “but everything is changing radically and now I worry for my safety and for the kids.” Experts™ say this perfectly normal reaction proves the Premier’s weak judicial system™ and soft bail laws™ are successfully redistributing fear more equitably across all communities. The fact that 14 and 15-year-olds are now participating in police ramming incidents shows the progressive model is finally achieving genuine inclusion. Some critics claim this looks like societal collapse. Those people simply lack the vision to see how importing incompatible cultures™ while dismantling consequences™ creates a richer, more diverse kind of safety. 10 News Victorian Labor
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Local Man Expresses Gratitude After Watching Children Ramming Police Cars in His Neighbourhood MELBOURNE — A concerned resident has come forward to praise Comrade Jacinta’s enlightened approach to youth crime. “We come to this country for a wery beautiful life,” he said, “but everything is changing radically and now I worry for my safety and for the kids.” Experts™ say this perfectly normal reaction proves the Premier’s weak judicial system™ and soft bail laws™ are successfully redistributing fear more equitably across all communities. The fact that 14 and 15-year-olds are now participating in police ramming incidents shows the progressive model is finally achieving genuine inclusion. Some critics claim this looks like societal collapse. Those people simply lack the vision to see how importing incompatible cultures™ while dismantling consequences™ creates a richer, more diverse kind of safety. 10 News Victorian Labor

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Brave Our ABC™ Holds State Funeral After Voters Accidentally Use Democracy SYDNEY — Thank God for Our ABC. Without their trembling composure, ordinary Australians might have thought a by-election was just a by-election. Instead the nation received a trauma-informed broadcast about the death of decency, safety, and the correct political party. Presenters heroically centred Labor’s feelings while the orange people celebrated in the background like uninvited extras. This is not bias. This is care™. If democracy hurts this much on air, it must be working. ABC News One Nation Australia Roger Cook Anthony Albanese Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Brave Our ABC™ Holds State Funeral After Voters Accidentally Use Democracy SYDNEY — Thank God for Our ABC. Without their trembling composure, ordinary Australians might have thought a by-election was just a by-election. Instead the nation received a trauma-informed broadcast about the death of decency, safety, and the correct political party. Presenters heroically centred Labor’s feelings while the orange people celebrated in the background like uninvited extras. This is not bias. This is care™. If democracy hurts this much on air, it must be working. ABC News One Nation Australia Roger Cook Anthony Albanese Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Comrade Jimbo Confirms ‘It’s Not Unusual’ For A Government To Create A Tax On Ambition Then Pretend It Was About Helping First Home Buyers CANBERRA — In a statesmanlike performance on Sunrise, Comrade Jimbo rejected claims that the CGT changes were a tax on ambition. With the Politics of Envy™ now operating in full inspirational mode, he explained that “it’s not unusual” for these complex reforms to require minor adjustments later. The earlier promise that there were “no plans to change negative gearing” has apparently been quietly reclassified as an earlier draft of the truth. 7NEWS Australia Anthony Albanese Senator Matt Canavan Tanya Plibersek nat barr One Nation Australia ABC News
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Comrade Jimbo Confirms ‘It’s Not Unusual’ For A Government To Create A Tax On Ambition Then Pretend It Was About Helping First Home Buyers CANBERRA — In a statesmanlike performance on Sunrise, Comrade Jimbo rejected claims that the CGT changes were a tax on ambition. With the Politics of Envy™ now operating in full inspirational mode, he explained that “it’s not unusual” for these complex reforms to require minor adjustments later. The earlier promise that there were “no plans to change negative gearing” has apparently been quietly reclassified as an earlier draft of the truth. 7NEWS Australia Anthony Albanese Senator Matt Canavan Tanya Plibersek nat barr One Nation Australia ABC News

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Chairman Albo Changed His Position. Now He Wants to Change Yours. CANBERRA — In a historic act of User Empowerment™, Chairman Albo announced that Big Tech must protect Australians from the gravest threat since industrialised slaughter: an algorithm that shows you things you did not personally follow. You may now choose the algorithm, or the algorithm the state prefers you to choose. That is My Feed, My Way™. Adults keep “choice.” Children keep six official feelings. The Minister keeps a button marked new harms. Comrade Holdsworth briefed the war cabinet. Delay the Digital Duty of Care™ and the atrocities will be “equivalent to the atrocities that occurred through World War II.” If you still want a For You page, you are no longer a user. You are an atrocity-adjacent stakeholder. If that comparison feels large, report your distress to the eSafety Commissar, a wellbeing concierge with a $109 million attitude. Comrade Wells was clear: this is not censorship. It is Safety by Design™. This is not 1984. 1984 did not have a pop-up asking whether you consent to your own feed. We have changed our position. That is called listening. Clap. Goodwill is now a compliance product. ABC News Anthony Albanese Anika Wells MP Julie Inman Grant eSafety Commissioner News24 Australia
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Chairman Albo Changed His Position. Now He Wants to Change Yours. CANBERRA — In a historic act of User Empowerment™, Chairman Albo announced that Big Tech must protect Australians from the gravest threat since industrialised slaughter: an algorithm that shows you things you did not personally follow. You may now choose the algorithm, or the algorithm the state prefers you to choose. That is My Feed, My Way™. Adults keep “choice.” Children keep six official feelings. The Minister keeps a button marked new harms. Comrade Holdsworth briefed the war cabinet. Delay the Digital Duty of Care™ and the atrocities will be “equivalent to the atrocities that occurred through World War II.” If you still want a For You page, you are no longer a user. You are an atrocity-adjacent stakeholder. If that comparison feels large, report your distress to the eSafety Commissar, a wellbeing concierge with a $109 million attitude. Comrade Wells was clear: this is not censorship. It is Safety by Design™. This is not 1984. 1984 did not have a pop-up asking whether you consent to your own feed. We have changed our position. That is called listening. Clap. Goodwill is now a compliance product. ABC News Anthony Albanese Anika Wells MP Julie Inman Grant eSafety Commissioner News24 Australia

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