Can we have a chat about the school guillotine!

Can’t we just buy smaller paper? No. A4. A4 is God. Also - what of the old style guillotines? They didn’t have a ten sheet rule. Or jump the runner. Or do that thing where paper looks like it’s been eaten. Mind you. It could also remove your hand. So swings and roundabouts.

Ngl, I never saw the "10 sheets max" ... but then I don't have my glasses on when I'm that close to the guillotine!

Had to pop the blade on mine this morning because I’d exceeded the max and derailed it! Luckily a ruler is just the right depth to fit under the grip and push the blade back over the edge, without taking me with it! 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😤😆

Managed to break a guillotine within 1st 24 hours by trying to cut 10 sheets of paper! Apparently it had an 8x sheet limit. Someone needs to invent a guillotine that can cut a minimum of 30x sheets of paper. Create that & make a fortune! Demand is there. Otherwise get 1 of these!

Just buy A4+ exercise books.

And the laminator ???

We now have an 8 sheet maximum and have to have a master class in the technique to use ours!

Worked every single time. H&S wouldn't approve these days.

Ahh we have brought 2 for Yr 4 a A3 one and a beast of all beasts that would cut steel !!!! Think we need to Apple Tag them thou 😂

Hoomum says they have a massive one at her school attached to a table right next to the photocopier 🤣🤣🤣