Caption this, best one wins?

Quick a Christian is silently praying let’s arrest them!

Bobbies chasing after Keir Starmer's dildo thief!

Oh very good 😌

The music is just perfect don’t you think 🤔

Whoever put the music on needs a night hood

Very good isn’t it 🤣🤣🤣

"There's been a tweet"

Do they even run, though?

Not really

"Which McDonalds was it?"

Yep 🤣🤣🤣