“Civilization is merely bad behavior awaiting sufficient voltage.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #SanDiego #GaslampQuarter #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature

The writing here deserves an Emmy. Unbelievable.

"Curb Goblins"......I had to give this guy a follow just for that. LOL.

“Triumph of human evolution” Clever, entertaining, HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

This is the greatest, most disgusting video I’ve ever seen. These sick pig women should definitely be deported.

Electricity finally brought down the “mighty kaiju”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had to watch this 5 times to catch all the great lines in the video. 😂 I know better than to have a soft drink when I watch these! Keep this awesome work up. I hope you can make some cash off of this material. Its truly worth it!

If woke, liberal climate zealot David Attenborough ever finds out about this account and watches one of these videos, he's going to have a fcking heart attack.

🤣🤣🤣 not the two church bells swinging in an earthquake 💀

Getting roasted by someone with a British accent is crazy work

Yeah, Edison medicine is the only thing that works on beasts that are weaned on habaneros.

San Diego tortas in their natural habitat… the gaslamp District

Strangely, Southern California reported 4.2 on the Richter scale of seismic activity right about the same time Jumbo hit the curb.

I'm not sure that was mace, dude unloaded a boatload of it and it didn't faze them at all.

Damn! They range in those mace cans huh?😆

I can't understand women going out in public dressed like that.

'... as two colossal poly-rhinos lumber into one another with all the elegance of run-away parade floats' 😅😅😅😅

Yoo wtf happened to Gaslamp lmao. I don’t remember it being like that when I was there 😂. I hope theses “rhinos” see this shit. Nasty as bitches. Sea World is further up the 5

Absolute legend narrator on these , I mean Absolute comedy gold .

He's hysterical! Fantastic as usual! Blessings ♥️🕊️🙏✝️

Fake eyelashes must be an accidental defense mechanism against pepper spray.

Upper architecture swinging away like 2 church bells!😂😂😂

Oh that was absolutely brilliant! I was laughing out loud that was so funny. Please keep em coming 👍

I lost it when she dropped like a redwood!! 🤣 😆 😂

Using David Attenbourough to narrat is absolutely fucking hilarious

I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed so intensely. This video should come with a warning—Immediate follow.

Calling a big woman a Kaiju had me dying 😂😂😂

@mton1109 This has to be AI written. It’s perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I so look forward to these wonderful tributes to the Great and eloquent David Attenborough. Maybe the single best thing on the internet. I hope NASA embeds them onto a gold disc sent into space for Aliens to realize they should never invade Earth as we are all insane.

This shouldn't be this funny.

This commentary is legitimately all I needed for this morning. Thank you so very much.

The commentary is right on lol 😂🤪

Crying😂 A true artist! Arguably a masterpiece narrative

I'm fcked. I can watch these all day.

They wear less as tops than I wear as a bra! And I’m significantly smaller.