“Civilization is merely the brief interval between placing the order…and becoming the evening’s entertainment.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #Chicagoland #PublicFreakout #CarryoutChronicles #DeepStateCringe

Watching these, I realize, they were successful in defunding the fashion police.

What is the purple haired person wearing? Or not wearing? Is there a contest we’re unaware of for black women to look as ridiculous as possible? And to start fights for no apparent reason? I just can’t anymore. 🤦‍♀️

I’d legit pay for more narrations like this 😆 😂 😆

They came for the fish platter and got the combination knuckle sandwich. Their fighting skills never fail to impress either. Most fights end in injury. These fights seem to always end due to fatigue. 🥵

It is now known that, although pound for pound a lean body burns more fat, an obese body burns more calories overall. Which brings me to the question I ask, in my head, every time I see wildly obese people. How many calories does it take to maintain that fat ass?

If we must have EBT it should be revamped to only pay for Ozempic.

Nobody in there should be eating fried chicken. That lady has a whole nother ass on her stomach.

Requesting a million views for part two is almost as excessive as those ladies appetites. 🍻

Is this Christopher Nolan's modern remake of the Robert Graves classic "I Claudius"?

Oh my God, she's a Godzilla!! Why, WHY is she wearing that horrible getup? Why do huge women insist on hanging their tons of fat out for the world to see? It's so disgusting. They have no common sense, no dignity, no self respect, no shame. UGH!!

Every time I see those black female fighters, I believe they are fighting for a territory, instead of why they pee on it and see who the stink one wins. 😂 just animal..

Dindu Jujitsu right here

These savages fight over chicken like Nile crocodiles 🐊 fight over Wildebeests…

Here we all thought that the STELLER'S SEA COW was extinct but instead they all just went for fried chicken!! 🤷🏼‍♂️

The wildlife narration is hilarious

This is the problem with blacks that black guy just stood there, and let it happen didn't even try to stop it.That's the way they roll.

Right?

How about the exercise should be … Get a mirror and wear actual clothes!!! Why does any woman think that skimpy clothes is ok ?? Just sayin ‘.

These videos are national treasures. Each a work of art. 🏆

These are great 😂

Where's GODZILLA when you need him!!

Look at how they are dress. Why don’t they just go naked like the apes they are.

Studs be fighting. This is why whyte people hate us. This is the definition of chimping out.

Imagine being in there, you know you lost at life.

At what point does someone like these living Weeble-Wobbles realize they may be getting a bit too heavy and start eating a bit less?

Then wonder why there’s bulletproof windows and sliding drawers.

ALL FAT BALD HEADED RATCHET SKANKY STINKY SMELLY PUSSY HOES

how many of these mother fuckers are built like cheeseburgers?

The smell has to be insane.

You know that counts as cardio.

When did National Geographic move to the American Ghetto?

Why do people think we want to see their fat rolls? If you can’t button your shorts, it’s because they are too small.