Does anyone know what this means? He's never done this before

It means he's a dumb orange cat lmao

He’s preparing to eat you if you die

It means your cat is gay

He’s orange. They don’t need a reason to be weird. They’re just wired that way.

You probably have a brain tumor

It means CLEAN BEHIND YOUR EARS and also stop being creepy

😂😂😂

It's a reminder to keep the food flowing because food comes in many forms.

Means you should sleep with doors closed and him on the other side

It's a bonding behavior, showing they see you as family, like a mother cat grooming kittens. They're also marking you with their scent as part of their group, sharing comfort, or sometimes enjoying the salty taste of perspiration.

ear cheese 🧀

That’s the “you smell weird, let me fix it” protocol.

Love

Your cat is going to fuck you

They're grooming you, it's a sign of affection.

You smell.

It means that you need to wash behind your ears.

He wants you to ear him out.

It means your ears need cleaning. Human ear wax contains cholesterol which as an animal fat, cats will be attracted to eat. Tastes yummy.

My cat, who has taken a pillow near my head, sometimes comes over and licks my ear. He wakes me up, of course. It seems like a show of affection, and then he demands food, but at 5 a.m.—no food!

Yes. It means you should stop sprinkling yourself in catnip after you shower

You are not feeding him enough...

he might be sus

You might have a precancerous spot on your ear. I had a cat who would zero in on spots on my face and arms, precancerous every time.

Your ear is salty and tastes good to him, and he’s fighting the promise he made to only eat you if you die in the house

Means you need to stop dabbing tuna juice behind your ears.

installing toxoplasmosis into your brain

Mike Tyson workout

Cats show affection by cleaning and rubbing up against you this is just the kitty telling you it likes you 👍

If a dog owner dies, the dog is often found passed away, still loyally defending their deceased owner. If a cat owner dies, the cat usually starts with the soft cartilage…

The guy rn

Maysie, before she settles down into bed beside me, nibbles and licks the end of my nose. Not sure what it means as it is the only time she does it. But she seems to feel affectionate. I have learned not to give her Tuna as her last meal of the day!

You aren't gay enough yet, so he's going to second base!