HOLY SHIT LMAO

Get you a woman that is gonna support you, but also talk the maddest shit just to troll you while you game lmao.

This is how you make Asmon greater. Through a sassy Cantonese wife.

Damn she got that boy whipped in record time.

Holy shit. This chick clearly is allergic to lies. Pure facts.

Damn man you got yourself an ally 😂😂

😭🤣

She's negging him so hard bro

She's like

I love how obsessed with him she is

Kaise is literally just his entire audience as a woman.

Brother has not spoken up for himself once. He's fucking COOKED

Invoking Tectone's name infront of Asmongold is fucking nutty

Tectone and Kaise both shitting on Asmon playing like shit.

This is the type of shit your gf says so you can have angry sex with her right after.

Being with Asian women is no easy feat. Iron sharpens iron. Asmondad loading in 9 months.

I'm loving this arc rn 🤣

If your partner doesn’t roast your gameplay, do they even love you?

She has her own fucking setup in his room!? Omgggg it’s soooooo OVER

She’s just a chatter that he can’t ban

We never getting him back

Prophecy. You spoke it into reality in stream tec.

My mother was Asian. This is exactly like how she would talk about my father.

Remember everybody. OF whore Twitch THOTs are ok when they date friends but all the rest of the time listen to the advice of avoiding porn and shaming whore culture.

The only way to grind is to get bullied by your girlfriend

Forget @Asmongold. He should rebrand to Asmonrekt, his 3rd channel.

Asmon has always been crap at games so bad his takes are almost completely negated

Asian wives/girlfriends are the best rage baiters lol

It looks like he's playing Palworld... you don't really beat that game. I watched how fast Asmon killed that whale though... I've got 3 other people playing on my server and only one of us is close to what Asmon did in less than a week.

Karma is a strange thing

Is that asmon in the background and she talking smack ? 🤣🤣🤣

When your gf and ex get along 🤣