Home run probability: 100%

What is the probability of releasing Banda?

Too bad the pohlads are a bunch of cock sucker mother fuckers and won’t spend a penny to surround this all time great player with talent. Especially in a year where 86 games will probably take the central. #selltheteamyoucunts!

All for the bullpen to fuck it up

Loss probability: 100%

We need a better 3rd base coach. I thought Watkins was bad, sending runners when balls are hit directly to outfielders but Borrego sending Jeffers home made no sense. Wasted opportunities.

Twins admin taking the brunt of the Pohlad's shitty team ownership probability: 100%

Win probability: 0%. Watch probability: 0%

What is with the short times with Funderburk? I don't get it! You let a newbie allow 4 runs, and now Cody can't pitch more than 5???????

Fuck the Pohlads

Loss probability 100%

So is the loss probability.

BANDA STILL ON THE ROSTER HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. YOU FAGGOTS LIVE TO LOSE

Jeffers has to dp with a chance to win.... idiot