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How atheists conduct their funerals 😂

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W1ZF0L7 months ago

This is funny and all, but this is unironically why liberals can so easily value rocks and barn animals above their own family. According to their own beliefs, human life has NO value, and it never will.

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Kangmin Lee | 이강민7 months ago

Yep Their worldview leads to nihilism

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W1ZF0L7 months ago

It leads to death and destruction. Just as the Lord told us it would. It shouldn't be allowed to exist in this country.

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Joshua7 months ago

@kangminlee “We should outlaw politics I disagree with” So much for free speech then

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W1ZF0L7 months ago

@kangminlee Every single part of your political and moral foundation was built upon Christian values. Atheism has no purpose in society other than to subvert and destroy based upon all available historical evidence. Cope.

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Boone7 months ago

If you’re still an atheist at this point then you must be an NPC

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VeilBreaker7 months ago

NOBODY IS AN ATHEIST: Just that they haven't really seen problems that will make them look for God...

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Aidealist 🧙‍♂️7 months ago

Atheists are pragmatic. You go to funeral to show sympathy and provide help with the loss to the family. It's the people alive who benefit from funeral rites. Theists greatly overestimate how much Atheists think about Atheism itself, it mostly comes up when dealing with Theists.

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Yiannis Demetriou ☦️7 months ago

Atheism is the stupidest religion.

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Louis T. Getterman IV — 🇺🇸/acc7 months ago

This is a common experience if you're in a coffee shop in Austin, someone sneezes, and you tell them, "God bless you".

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Why not? ⛏7 months ago

Had to troll

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Bastiaan van Wijk7 months ago

Atheist here: here's how it goes. "So and so was loved and will be dearly missed. Here is what he/she did during his/her life. here are the reasons we remember him/her. They will live on through our memory and their accomplishments, here is what we can do to honor them" end.

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Shawn "All Outta Bubblegum" McClure7 months ago

Q: Why do Christians make such asinine videos? A:

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Theo van Rossum Ⓥ🌱🌎🏳️‍🌈🎗️🍉7 months ago

Pathetic sketch by Christians pretending to be atheists

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Leniter Fortis7 months ago

Can't be right. Not one of them said he was insignificant relative to the size of the universe.

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Roddy PC7 months ago

my goodness. Christians who come out with nonsense like this give me the awful feeling that they've never encountered an atheist.

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Paul Clarke🤰🏼🌲🇳🇴7 months ago

Atheists put the fun in funeral

𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝐓𝐲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖓𝐲 XII's profile picture
𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝐓𝐲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖓𝐲 XII7 months ago

"Everything is random particles! No deity exists, thoughts are just illusion, morals and religions are just things some old guys invented -- that's it guys I'm starting my Viking career for pillaging and getting rich quick!"

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The Earl of Nutria7 months ago

Buddhists have some pretty elaborate funerals. They don’t believe in a supreme creator, just that by living a righteous life, you can overcome cause-and-effect & acheive an end to suffering. Not saying I agree, but Buddhism is a form of an orthodox atheist religion.

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Mandy7 months ago

they sound ridiculous

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Alexandre Forget7 months ago

atheist rarely drive to funnerals, why bother anyway, doesn’t mean anything.

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Caleb7 months ago

This just proves that religion was created as a cope against death.

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End Times Bible Prophecy7 months ago

At our Landmark Baptist church, you never hear anyone say "Brother so and so died". Instead, they say "Brother so and so went to be with the Lord". That way of saying it is a testimony and reflects the hope of salvation. Landmark Baptist funerals usually focus on 2 points: 1. We know brother so and so is with the Lord. 2. A call to repentance and salvation.

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La Guardia 🇺🇸7 months ago

Funny, but I’m genuinely concerned how you guys actually think people function without believing in a god.

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Jose Delacruz7 months ago

Atheism is the most illogical religion that has ever been created in the history of mankind. Most of these people are godless pagans; this is why you see them care more about animals (fur babies) than a human being.

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InsomniousPrime7 months ago

lol all just bacteria

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Celestius7 months ago

This is actually how English people do funerals these days.

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Ati Cosmos7 months ago

My best friend died 4 years ago, and I never cried so much... I just don't subscribe to the default I was born into...

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Mighty Goat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ✝️7 months ago

Many atheists become Christians for the duration of the funeral then go back to being atheists again afterwards.

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𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚐7 months ago

The zoom to close-up on "When we have bacteria, when we can believe in bacteria..." is just genius. The fact that it doesn't then fully descend into nonsense, but instead pulls back a bit is deftly done too. Excellent work.

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Andrew D.7 months ago

Jesus Christ, you folks are weird.

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OPTDan7 months ago

That's funny, but not true how we think. When you are born, you are alive. When you die, it's done. All done. It's just that simple. Although I understand that religious people want to think there's a place to go after life is over, but there's not.

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Michael Perilstein7 months ago

• The idiocy and blatant stupidity that shown in this video comes from those who made it, not from atheists. This is a video made by christians not by atheists — which is why it is dishonest and pathetic. •

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DerFamouse7 months ago

I still go to a funeral, but i don't believe in the heaven crap at all. Im just there to say goodbye to the person. We are born because 2 people fucked and when we die it's just over. That's life, nothing magical. Born -> Living Life -> Death. It's that simple

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Anders7 months ago

I’ve seen atheists (or guess they wherent) behave like believers during mourning… when the life hits the fan all believe.

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