I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

watched this hoping the battery exploded at the end tbh

I recently found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested and one came back positive. Hope it's not terminal.

I played this for my husband and he knew what you were doing wrong immediately and he was like is this guy just messing around. I said I don't think so, he's a lawyer who like jazz music.

100% true from start to finish

I knew it!

Anyone who says “the car wasn’t turnin’ over no good” should be able to change a battery straight from the womb.

When Jarvis says he hooked the car battery to the nipple.

So after listening to nearly 5 minutes of pure hell... this is even more accurate.

Did…did you say “rubbin on your phone”? That’s not the correct verb my guy. I mean, I hope not.

A man named Micah changed my tire yesterday

That’s how it starts.

Did you tip the dude at autozone that changed it for you

You should run for Senate (D) in Maine. You are a true man’s man.

I just changed the battery on my wife's car last week. She said " how do you know how to do all this?" I said, "unscrew a nut?". She said, "no...just man stuff". I pointed at my crotch. Welcome to manhood sir.

I watched this whole thing (almost) and I've never been this uncomfortable and I've shattered both heels at the same time

This is big. Post your home address and SS# and the Council of Real Men will send you a free certificate to show women. Proud of you.

Not listening to all that good for you I can hear the gay jazz even though I have it muted

Jarvis got his Man Card today! SO EXCITING!! 🎉🍻

You couldn't waterboard this out of me

@grok analyze the video, report how many traffic violations are committed inside the 4:46 minutes.

I would have paid $100 to see that, another $50 to hear what the guys inside AutoZone were saying. 🤣

You're a real boy now

So something like this?

You really are just one really big solar flare away from starving to death, aren't you. Also, "car wasn't turning over no good." You speak like East Asian internet bots spell. But congrats on successfully changing your battery.

Thank you

It’s like a Norm MacDonald routine with zero comedic timing.

Next time remember black is hot, red is ground! 🤠

Wow. You completed a basic car maintenance activity. You really are an Alpha. Rosalita Marie going to be so impressed.

Okay, we’ll give you a honorary “Prepubescent Man Card” for this. Once you put the VW up on jack stands and change the oil, you’ll get the “Man Card”. Let us know.

Well I’ll give you props. 18 years as an auto tech, if I had to guess I’ve had 10-15 cars in my career come in on the hook because the owner changed their battery and the car still wouldn’t start. It wouldn’t start because they did not remove the plastic caps.

Dude, you have really soft hands don't you? Haha

It must be miracle week. I changed out an ice maker and it works.

You better keep your day job as a shit poster….😳