I’m so glad I have no money

Your daily reminder car dependency and sprawl are bad

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No seasoning or sauce or anything????

That looked so unappetizing just give me Popeyes

That looks very white and unseasoned

Gonna buy more fruits and vegetables this week and I don’t care if they’re organic.

Prefer this all the way

You meat eaters make me sick 🤢

Did they have no money left in the budget for some seasoning?

I had this at this restaurant-Epicure. It’s actually well seasoned and they have a sauce they pour over it after they carve it for you

its like a disgusting version of those plastic bag seafood boils

no wonder rich people are skinnier

Wait. are they sick or something?, because that chicken looks like boiled in water, lacks of color, etc.

the STENCH after he punctured the bladder must have been something

Maybe I'm just an uncultured swine, but upper-crust cooking extravagance just seems deeply unserious.

If someone invites me out to a fancy dinner and serves that then I'm activating my self destruct sequence right then and there I swear to fuck

I mean, I’d try it, but chicken in a balloon wouldn’t be my first choice. Colonel Sanders would not approve.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer my chicken is cooked on a grill, or even in the oven

Oh, c'mon. Having money doesn't mean you have to eat some sort of piss-pot chicken.

I'd rather eat chicken tenders from a bag lmao

Ah, good old Pork Piss Chicken. Nice.

there has to be a market for people who go to really fancy restaurants like this but order like a club sandwich or something

Ummm is urine supposed to be the seasoning?

nah I wanna try

All that money and they can’t even afford seasoning

En vessie. There was a memorable Iron Chef episode, the Christmas episode in 1998, when one of the competitors made turkey in a vessie. It looked awesome, but definitely not on any menu I'm visiting.

I’d rather eat a billionaire

So disgusting.

That doesn’t been look seasoned 😭

You know that thing stank

UNSEASONED LOOKING ASS CHICKEN

How dare they use the up song

Cruelty

I don’t consider myself a picky eater but what the fuck