Instant Checkout in ChatGPT, powered by Stripe.

@stripe Who asked for this

@stripe ChatGPT hallucinates your address and then you start gifting things to random people

@stripe dis you??? yeah, no thanks. i’ll pay another way.

@stripe Next step: ads

@stripe sounds awful dude

@stripe Fuck off. This is the stupidest shit I've seen today. You are an embarrassment to technological progress.

@stripe Wow, it was so hard to buy things online before this

@stripe Genuinely what is supposed to be impressive about this Amazon already does this

@stripe In the end we will all live in the chat box 😭

@stripe More ads is of course exactly what everyone wants from the Internet.

@stripe you bitches can't even shop online by yourselves anymore???? what is the world coming to

@stripe Nooooo it doesn't auto apply discount codes! What are you doing!?!?!

When asking ChatGPT about products - currently how does it align which brand comes up? Does it search other popular sites and use the best sellers or popular products or have they created their own algorithm? Once ads become a thing, this could get interesting but for now wondering how your product gets registered. For example: "I've been working out for months. I've tried XYZ diet, workouts and supplements. Recommned some other supplements to try to help me meet my goals?" Where does ChatGPT get their brand recommendations from in this query?

@stripe Fantastic user experience. Also, getting more and more ClosedAI 😬

@stripe Interesting $WLD

@stripe i just need to understand how any of you actually thought this is a good idea in 2025

This is HUGE for e-commerce (and Stripe). 800 million people use ChatGPT every week. That's 2x as much as Amazon. The kicker: Merchants keep full control (orders, payments, fulfillment all theirs). They will still own the customer. But OpenAI (and Stripe) will eat Google's and Amazon's lunch. They will earn a fee on every purchase in ChatGPT. 🤯 Meanwhile, every one of those searches is a query 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 Google Every purchase is a transaction 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 Amazon And brands don’t need to fight for app installs or pay Google for ad clicks. This is the start of a new commerce model. It’s about who owns the 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲.

@stripe this is going to be game changing for e-commerce

@stripe Wow.

@stripe Take my money!

@stripe Better be a way to disable that shit

@stripe Are you aware that custom and handmade aren't synonymous

@stripe Discounts for Pro users?

@stripe Using enough water to hydrate a small country to power a computer powerful enough to help you shop easier???

@stripe Fuck you dude

@stripe Pretty sweet. Can you turn down the fees a bit for all of the businesses making less than 1M ARR please?

@stripe Who the fuck needs crap like this? Damn this fucking bubble needs to pop already

@stripe Need to solve the trust barrier next. E.g., reviews and social proofing of products beyond superficial text recs

@stripe

@stripe Instant checkout 🔥 programmable rewards and ownership layer 🔥🔥🚀 @PodiumCommerce

🚨Don’t put credentials, credit cards, private keys, personal information, into centralized AI bots uuntil it has been verified. @hedera $HBAR

@stripe uh oh, I see ads around the corner

@stripe Ads incoming

@stripe How is this instant? It’s the same speed as if checkout in Shopify right now?

@stripe will restaurants be able to leverage this tech for their first party websites powered by Stripe?