Jane Austen would have loved doomscrolling.

Its like how they talk about people in the 50's not needing cell-phones, but every single person is reading a newspaper

@aitorcin207 🤣🤣🤣

the best part about this clip was I got to share it with my wife, who has read all the literature. thanks for bringing us closer together.

I've watched this three times already. My favorite part is your daughter's reaction to the original Halloween movie. Dude, if she runs for president while I'm still alive she will 100% get my vote.

That’s so true. People say no one can use the bathrooom without a phone, but my grandfather would read the whole paper in the bathroom.

Ironically, so would Virginia Woolf

I feel like Emily Dickinson would have too.

Hey Patton. I’ll bet you that you could not make me laugh if I gave you an hour. What tour are you on, retirement homes & senior living centres? You peaked on King of Queens.

Pumped to see you in Gardiner!

You ugly evil pedo . Would love to meet you one day . As I would wear all my trump attire. Such an evil pedo you are