Me after AOC doesn’t accept my DM request:

when you find out she dating someone uglier than you

Not possible

OH MY GOD. UR BOOBS R HUGE

Oh my god how didn’t I see it b4

One of them days

Just a baby :(

Have you tried sending wang?

Several times needed to send 4 photos for every inch

I actually hate this for these little guys

😭

Inconceivable

@OrthoPaulos

🤣

😈

Infiltrate her DSA gc

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I wonder what the little shit got into

Probably trash

🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

@AOC please accept his dm

reasonable reaction

I was rooting for you too 😞

🥺 we must keep pushing

You got this, onward and upward as the saying goes

Yep. Had to deal with many little porch pirates. Little fuckers better be happy I didnt choose violence.

That's how I used to look after getting into my parents liquor cabinet.

@Cassius28865223 Now wait a minute

her grilled cheese sandwiches probably suck anyway

Deliver her a love letter in the mail. Better yet, knock on her door and hand it to her. Women love a man who is determined.

Another @cosyposter x @inkblotistan crossover. Keep screaming, people!

That’s mean she should accept it

🫩

The level one goblin in the starting area when I pick them up and bring them to the punishment chamber.

Me after checking my jimothy bag

@OrthoPaulos

Literally me after knowing I'll live to see another day

Poor little guy still has blue eyes. Scraed to death. Hope he found his mum. Rough scruff. 💔 Be nice people.

These animals are evolving into primate like creatures.

She is gross and beanshapped bro. There are like dozens of her available at any seedy motel that doesn't require a credit card and ID.

She doesn't know what she's missing.

Saw a bird video last week where the bird was freaked out being in someone's hand. Bird is super confused after being placed next to a window so it can fly away.

Don't give up bro. Those frozen eggs are waiting for your seed, just be patient 🙏

Lol

Is this what you sent her?