most french crashout

>'It's not bread!' >look inside >It's bread

Bread is Bread!

It's bread.

At first I thought this was just a French crashout but then I realized I'd be perturbed if someone called a bagel "bread." Like, sure, in the most GENERAL sense, but these distinctions exist for a reason!

Valid crashout

when the french rat says Le Bread is not Bread :(

I just like how the french ratgirl says bread

Silly French ratto! It is but a long loaf of bread 🥖🍞

It needs to be bread.

Why are you French?

I’m a fucking faguette and wish to become bre(a)d

Bread.

It’s a baguette!

It's bread. What's next you going to crash out on us over the metric system?

Isn’t a baguette just a French word for a long dinner roll?

in Brazil many call it baguette which is funny cause "bread" here is called "pão" but in specific regions is nicknamed "cacetinho" and "cacetinho" itself is also the diminutive of "cacete" that translates to "dick" in otherwords "bread=cacetinho=small dick" BR bread facts

Don’t know if you saw my tag, but I actually made this stuff for myself lol

She's crashing out over someone calling her baguette bread whilst I'm crashing out seeing her use a blunt straight-edged knife to cut her bread onto a ceramic plate. I'll call that bread baguette when you use a serrated knife on a wooden cutting board.

I know how to handle the french!

ITS BREAD, ITS BREAD, IF IT HAD FLOUR, WATER, AND NEED TO BAKE, ITS BREAD

The internet is full of baggots.

looks like bread to me 😂

This entire rant just reminded me of this:

If baguette is bread then cake is bread and cake is not bread

Flashbacks

I love my long bread

Just keep her away from the knives..

You want to be horrified? Ask Americans to post the "baguettes" that are sold in their supermarkets. The """""crust""""" is soft.