My guy just invented mornings and afternoons

Because if you slice pizza up in more slices you have more pizza overall

Why are so many gurus veins popping out hard?

They tren hard

Productivity is now measured in days-per-day (dpd).

Yeah, well, my day is from 6am to 9. My second day is from 9 to 12. My third day is from 12 to 3. My forth day is from 3 to 6. Then, I sleep for 4 days, which beings me back to 6am. I have 8 days a day, 56 days a week—that’s almost 8 years a year. I’m almost 420 years old at this point, and that neckless knuckle-dragger is a moron.

The older I get the more I realize that more people than I thought do drugs.

“Like some dude in cave 300 years ago” Dude really got no idea of human timelines 🤣

"Some dude in a cave 300 years ago"

Question 1 - what does this guy do from 6pm-12?! Question 2 - what happens between 12am and 6am? I guess I live 4 days a day… he’s toast

I prefer the whole version (bumbagmusic on ig)