New: analyze your Stripe data with agents. Connect to the Stripe MCP to build custom reports and dig into insights like MRR, churn, and retention. Available for businesses using Stripe Sigma.

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patrickc HEY ASSHOLE HOW DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO RUN BUSINESS IF YOUR FUCKING COMPANY HOLDS LEGITIMATE EARNINGS FOR 7 MONTHS? ON TOP OF THAT YOUR SUPPORT TEAM COMPLETELY IGNORED ME FOR WHOHE 7 MONTHS. I HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE. NOW SPEAK! FUCKING SCAM! @stripe WHAT THE FUCK?

Fuck specialist you lying 180days passed where is my money scammers?

@stripe @stripesupport if you guys transfer my money today I will permanently delete my x account. You have until 5pm PST. It's FINAL.

Agents can pull MRR and churn from Sigma now.

@stripe you guys still have my money stop ignoring I am trying damm hard to communicate. @stripesupport release my available balance immediately please. @patrickc @collision @jrfarr @jeff_weinstein this is not how global company operates, fix it. I am serious. 230 days enough.

MCP auth lacks the options for reporting and sigma to enable this. Yes we have those and am admin

we need Cameroon to be accepted as one of the countries eligible for the use of your products thank you

tryin to contact your support but i cant get any answer on them

MRR, churn, and retention through an agent sounds great. Show the permissions model before finance teams connect it.

bro lower the fees 😞😞

The missing piece was never another dashboard. It was not exporting a CSV at 11pm. Sigma plus MCP is the first Stripe feature that matches how people actually work now.

This is unacceptable. I told you in my previous email that I urgently need $2,925 for MEDICAL EXPENSES AND MEDICINE. My health is at risk because I cannot access my own money that Stripe is holding. It took 24 hours to get a generic reply. This is not good enough.

The agent can explain churn, cool. Now make it find the invoice that got paid under the wrong reference 😅 that's the kind of mess I actually use Performa Finance for.