Oil change required here!

its venom

This is about basic maintenance. If you can’t handle an oil change, you shouldn't be owning a car.

At least warm up the engine first, so it flows easier

Oil change required? Bro, that dipstick has been in there longer than some people’s relationships. At this point it’s not ‘oil change required’… it’s a full-on oil intervention. The engine is begging for a break-up

Bro filled his oil pan with pitch

when was the last oil change here?

Ecch. Put four quarts of cheap oil in the crankcase and a quart of Marvel Mystery Oil. Run the engine for 15 minutes and change the oil again. Maybe - maybe - it'll run OK.

Oil is not oil here.. its jelly now. Different state.

The morning after 12 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo.

How is the engine feeling?😳

When she says be gentle it’s her first time.

Ain’t no flippin way

No need to change yet, it looks healthy.

Dayson Silikon

Engine change you mean

First engine flush reqd.

Average oil change with a woman driver.

Women

More like Pitch drop than oil

Yup, about 100,000 miles ago! 👎

Your supposed to run the car for a few minutes or take it for a drive to warm the oil up so it drains smoothly.

Is that toffee coming out the engine?

@LaughinBuddha Oh wow

Pudding.

That’s not lubricant anymore, that’s Venom looking for a new host

80W 40

Oil or Bitumen 😭😭😭🙌🏾

That engine toast

So gehts mir morgens auch

That was how they quieted the rod knocks before they sold the used car.

Bro! The F******K??