Pig of the day

@AlanRoberts Your smoke alarm is telling you that you’re a lazy slob. Do better.

@AlanRoberts I’m horrified. More than when I see death on Twitter.

@AlanRoberts Actual pigs are healthier than him

@unplugged_doc True

@AlanRoberts Did he just say a McChicken is fresh?

@AlanRoberts This mfer just downed $50+ of absolute garbage food in one sitting

@AlanRoberts Fat ass can make slop videos but can't change the batteries in his smoke detector.

@AlanRoberts Volume up my wife just said are you watching sex videos 🤣 This fat fuck!

@AlanRoberts I appreciate these posts! I usually see them when I get finished with my first 3 mile run of the day. It's WONDERFUL motivation! Repugnant!

@AlanRoberts I look at these videos now as people who won’t be collecting Social Security, so there’s the upshot

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@AlanRoberts Eating Nuggets with no dip. 😶

@AlanRoberts Do the black Uber driver that was stealing peoples food he’s not an Uber driver anymore, but dude is so huge. He can barely breathe through the bites of his food.

@AlanRoberts Bought all these crap but cant buy a new battery. Chirp chirp

@AlanRoberts I got no words, just utter disgust. No way he makes it past another year or two.

@AlanRoberts How many smoke detectors need batteries? I’m putting in an $AMZN order right now .

@AlanRoberts I noticed here and on 600 pound life that they’re always having food orgasms over total garbage crap food that doesn’t even taste good. It’s like they’re taste buds have been eliminated. Perhaps their palate is just garbage.

@AlanRoberts Being this fat and gay should be a crime

@AlanRoberts That smoke detector is screaming for help!

@AlanRoberts The moaning is like nails on a chalkboard to my ears 😫

@AlanRoberts This is his low carb meal

@AlanRoberts Here’s an old clip .

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I don’t know what bothers me more. The way this thing talks or the fact that he actually enjoys that garbage? I mean, at least go to Applebees for a chicken sandwich. 🤮 I’ll eat a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich once a year but never would I eat fast food more that once a year. Typically when we’re on a road trip or driving to or from vacation is the only time we touch the stuff. It’s just so gross! Not to mention terrible for your body.

@AlanRoberts We’re paying for this fat fuck’s healthcare. Bet. I’m about to go, straight up, Falling Down.

@AlanRoberts he’s a food addict,not much different than a drug addict or alcoholic,the food is his fix and he needs rehab before it takes his life as drugs can take your life ,I truly hope he gets the help he badly needs before his heart stops working ,it’s very sad .

@AlanRoberts I heard the ceiling bird chirp

@AlanRoberts How is gluttony not illegal?

@AlanRoberts No wonder the Muslims want to destroy us lol

@AlanRoberts What’s up with all these fuckers moaning while they eat? Niggas having orgasms in their mouth.

@AlanRoberts If you listen closely, there seem to be actually two ceiling birds chirping; one farther away than the other. In his defense, it is probably difficult to find a ladder to support that weight.

@AlanRoberts This reminds me of the women that used to come through drive thru when I worked at McDonald’s years ago. They would order the biggest fat laden burger, make the fries a large, and get a large Diet Coke. We would laugh because they weren’t fooling anyone but themselves.

@AlanRoberts He’s so desperate to have a personality Like…any personality at this point

@AlanRoberts Who wants to create a betting board with all the latest pigs of the day and place odds on their remaing days before they stroke out, choke to death, die of organ failure, or diabetes complications. Reminds me of a movie from 2005 called FEED

@AlanRoberts Crumble is the most toxic thing there. It makes McDonald’s look like a glass of fluoride free water.