POV you just visited LinkedIn

I hate that before it even came up I knew it was gonna be “here’s what it taught me about b2b sales”

"Use Linkedin to connect and grow your network for job opportunities!" Actually using Linkedin:

Everything is accurate except for the Arby’s line cook. For me, I get recommended the prestige position of stall graffiti scrubber and toilet cleaner at Walmart.

Unfortunately, another banger 🔥

Mine is full of people trying to make improvements in the workplace, who give off a vibe of knowing nothing will necessarily change, but they are glad others agreed and are going through or have gone through a similar experience. There’s also AI talk. My feed is alright. 😊

*accurate

this may be your best one yet

😂 LinkedIn has been and still is the biggest scam on earth

When I escaped from the culture I stayed on it for a year or two out of Schadenfreude just to watch people I did not like have their careers unravel. It was a lot like watching a demolition derby.

God I hate "THRILLED". These companies are so thrilled I decided to apply. Then they're even more thrilled to reject me.

This is the most honest take of LinkedIn I could never articulate myself.

The guy who turns his divorce into a B2B sales lesson is the real LinkedIn CEO 💀

LinkedIn absolutely sucks and so do it's gurus

true, but there aren't many alternatives, especially in the European market. The poor economy translates into few offers and many layoffs, which means that posts are often life-related, sad, not professional. Job offers are intended solely to collect CVs, thats all. The labor market is tough 🫣

This is the most I've laughed today 😂 it has completely fixed my shitty mood

They are just celebrating without any purpose 😂

@VladTheInflator I was recently charged 100$ for a subscription my brother wasn’t even using. He insists on staying at chipotle because he can’t drive to work anywhere else

Banger.

Haven't found a single useful post in there to this day

Jurassic fart LOL

I’m dyingggg 😂😂

Lo peor de todo es que no está exagerando, eso no es un meme es una recopilación de anécdotas

You are good at this.

Linkedin is now a scam, for the same reason the uniquate mode to get a job, is throught Gmail or get friends who can get a job talking with the boss

LinkedIn is not real - even on the German community.

😮 that’s spot on lol

Cried, 10/10

Your videos heal my soul 😂

Agreed 👍 Now #LinkedOut 👇 And be yourself

People who take their jobs far too seriously. I’d rather take an hour long shit.

I read this as Linkin Park, and I suspect their lawyers will as well.

😂😂

Pretty sure linkedin died years ago.